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The Need for Preventive Detention
I finally had the breakthrough that let me get my head around the Preventive Detention debate. And I realized it's been our major anti-crime method for decades, just we haven't acknowledged it.
You see, we've locked up millions of people for marijuana charges because smoking marijuana is a sign that one day you might actually take a dangerous drug and do something violent. (Of course quite a few people drink and beat their spouses, but we're talking about hard drugs, not liquid drugs).
Not that heroin specifically makes you kill - it usually just makes you poor and desperate, which could lead to robbery. Safer to lock someone up. It used to be easier to cut straight to the chase and lock people up for indigence until they became digent again, but most of those laws have been taken off the books, so this is a more acceptable method to our sense of caring and compassion. Besides, think of the child victims we're saving.
Even then, it's not a sure thing. Inmates in Guantanamo have been getting more and more violent, engaging in more manipulative "self-inflicted injurious behavior" (SIB, in the Army's terminology, hunger strikes to the un-initiated) and have accelerated to "permanent self-inflicted injurious behavior" (otherwise known as "suicide" in lay terms). One Yemeni prisoner resorted to manipulative refusal to breath just yesterday, and despite medical and military counter-tactics, officials were unable to reverse the effects.
This is a direct attack on America's good will, even more so than civilians callously using the spread of Agent Orange defoliant in Vietnam to push their cause via unfair propaganda showing pictures of burned and deformed children. In this case, the inmates' cold actions endanger our relations with major oil producers and the Middle East as a whole, a dangerous development in these economically tense times. At some point, we'll see past the need for Preventive Detention to the next step, which is Irreversible Pre-emptive Restraint. Whether the facilities will be accepted on American soil remains to be seen - steadfast Congressional leaders will need to weigh in on the potential effects of these most incorrigible detainees working against our basic freedoms directly in Amercia's Homeland. However, presuming these restraint cemetaries are kept well separated from existing civilian facilities, with no chance of runoff getting into the water table and our general drinking supply, chances are they will pass muster. At least we'll be certain that these preventively-detained risk factors won't rise up to potentially threaten our freedoms anytime in the future.
You see, we've locked up millions of people for marijuana charges because smoking marijuana is a sign that one day you might actually take a dangerous drug and do something violent. (Of course quite a few people drink and beat their spouses, but we're talking about hard drugs, not liquid drugs).
Not that heroin specifically makes you kill - it usually just makes you poor and desperate, which could lead to robbery. Safer to lock someone up. It used to be easier to cut straight to the chase and lock people up for indigence until they became digent again, but most of those laws have been taken off the books, so this is a more acceptable method to our sense of caring and compassion. Besides, think of the child victims we're saving.
Even then, it's not a sure thing. Inmates in Guantanamo have been getting more and more violent, engaging in more manipulative "self-inflicted injurious behavior" (SIB, in the Army's terminology, hunger strikes to the un-initiated) and have accelerated to "permanent self-inflicted injurious behavior" (otherwise known as "suicide" in lay terms). One Yemeni prisoner resorted to manipulative refusal to breath just yesterday, and despite medical and military counter-tactics, officials were unable to reverse the effects.
This is a direct attack on America's good will, even more so than civilians callously using the spread of Agent Orange defoliant in Vietnam to push their cause via unfair propaganda showing pictures of burned and deformed children. In this case, the inmates' cold actions endanger our relations with major oil producers and the Middle East as a whole, a dangerous development in these economically tense times. At some point, we'll see past the need for Preventive Detention to the next step, which is Irreversible Pre-emptive Restraint. Whether the facilities will be accepted on American soil remains to be seen - steadfast Congressional leaders will need to weigh in on the potential effects of these most incorrigible detainees working against our basic freedoms directly in Amercia's Homeland. However, presuming these restraint cemetaries are kept well separated from existing civilian facilities, with no chance of runoff getting into the water table and our general drinking supply, chances are they will pass muster. At least we'll be certain that these preventively-detained risk factors won't rise up to potentially threaten our freedoms anytime in the future.
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Good point. After all, had not the vile Dr. Tiller ben righteously removed from this planet how many more women would have sought his services? No matter the consequences now that the clinic is closed with no one to re-open the practice, no matter the women who will suffer or worse due to being forced to endure the unimaginable act of giving birth to a dead child. Whew! I guess we all got lucky there, huh?
June 3, 2009 3:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm just concerned about those unfertilized eggs committing spontaneous self-inflicted injurious behavior by auto-aborting. A crime against humanity every moment, and we have no one to lock up.
June 3, 2009 4:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well, you could lock up the women. They always claim it is "their" body, so naturally they are responsible for any biological processes in it.
June 3, 2009 5:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good point. They're just walking abortofacients waiting for an accident to happen.
June 3, 2009 5:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good point. They're just walking abortofacients waiting for an accident to happen.
June 3, 2009 7:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
So you post precisely the same comment, 2 hours later. Precisely.
And we're supposed to believe you're not some sick, twisted, Godless piece of spam spewing from the Urals?
Well, ha. And I hope they hunt you down, plus your type, plus all your descendants, and your ancestors if they can catch 'em, and posteriously dishume them.
That's how strongly I feel about this.
- Karl from Amenistan.
P.S. Stop the occlusions!
June 3, 2009 10:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
Stop glaucoma! Go to jail!
June 3, 2009 11:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
If those women wre Pro-Life they would be seeking a male each and every time they ovulated. Maybe we can imprison them for ova negligence or something. I tmust be stopped!
June 3, 2009 1:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nonsense! Why, there's always someone to lock up as long as there's a chance that they might someday do something that somebody somewhere decides needs to be prevented. As for those pesky auto-aborting eggs ... as long as they're unfertilized they're colateral damage. But once they've been happily pierced and satisfied they become the property of the right-wing nannies. Mothers are just incubators.
June 3, 2009 6:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
Collateral damage? You're insulting THE BEGINNING OF LIFE!!! Those freezer stem cells weren't fertilized either, but look at those 20 young fine upstanding kids they turned into. And don't get me started on the injustices of freezer burn and the perils of defrosting.
June 3, 2009 7:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Stop the occlusions!
June 3, 2009 10:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
"At some point, we'll see past the need for Preventive Detention to the next step, which is Irreversible Pre-emptive Restraint. Whether the facilities will be accepted on American soil remains to be seen - steadfast Congressional leaders will need to weigh in on the potential effects of these most incorrigible detainees working against our basic freedoms directly in America's Homeland."
I am not sure I grasp the entire concept here, but I hereby award you the Dayly Line of the Day Award for this here TPMCafe site, given to all of you from all of me.
I do know one thing, the language would work. I mean irreversible Pre-emptive Restraint sounds right out of rove's playbook.
June 3, 2009 7:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wasn't Tom Cruise in some kinduva mocie like this?
June 3, 2009 10:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
oH YEAH, I forgot that Gregor. made all the cable channels. I kinda liked it actually
But you gotta admit pre-emptive Restraint--i mean that rocks
June 3, 2009 10:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
I say we put a number 6 on em.
We come a ridin into town.
A whompin and a whoopin.
Killin evry last thing within an inch of its life.
exceppin the woman folk though...
June 4, 2009 12:28 AM | Reply | Permalink