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Response to Jade on Southern Hatred and Ignorance
[Originally responded to in-line, but the software doesn't allow more than 2 URL links.]
First, I nowhere said "categorically". But there are a number of people who can't get over their notions of the South as "freaks", and I even went so far as to accept the label, though using Flannery O'Connor's phrasing, which notes that Southerners know they're freaks but also have a keen appreciation for the freak in others. The thing I love best about the South is its freakdom. And I still contend that the inability to understand the Southerners' attitudes in a slightly more wizened light makes it hard for the Democratic Party to make too much of a recovery there, whether you think that's worth anything or not.
Second, okay, Atlanta burning was a bad example, the destruction on the way to the sea is the issue there. Oleeb defends it as Sherman just doing what he had to, someone here notes it was 20% of Georgian farmland. I simple bring up the analogies - if the Israelis burn a swath through the Gaza strip or Lebanon to break the backs of resistance, the civilians' will to fight, will we accept this? Or is this a bad example - perhaps rebellions in Sri Lanka or Chiapas or the Kirin part of Burma or Chechnya or Iraq or Pakistan? Simply put, if you approve Sherman's measures there, why do you not approve similar measures elsewhere? What is our limit on Acceptable War vs. Total War, especially as regards civilians and property (and you can't disregard starvation as the result of destruction).
Third, the North helped create slavery in the US - as I noted, Massachusetts was the first state to legalize/encode slavery. I'm not aware that most Northerners understand how much slavery they were involved in, and just because it didn't take off there like it did in the South for economic/agricultural reasons doesn't give much room for moral superiority (kind of like Mark Twain taking back his stolen watermelon when a pang hit him - so he could get a ripe one instead). More on Northern slavery here. It's a bit telling that the Wikipedia entry on Slavery in the Colonies doesn't even mention Northern states. Yes, some people realize, but a vast portion don't.
Fourth, even on my thread the idea that States cannot secede runs rampant, and it's still a hard-coded belief for many. Oleeb (I believe) quotes Grant talking about how if the Union wasn't permanent in 1783, it was made permanent by land-grabs in Florida and Mexico, by the war in Texas, by money spent for Louisiana, and somehow by the trust of later States that earlier States would stay in. Sounds like a great Ponzi/pyramid scheme (fitting for Grant's feeble & corrupt presidency), which of course ignores the wishes of the Founding Fathers for a great deal of States Rights, and the concept that all of those concerns were gradually washed away by time and mutually shared energies without anyone saying boo about a new compact to replace the old one - till death do we part - is quite curious. I note the basic premises of the Declaration of Independence, that government's power comes from the consent of the governed (here especially the States), and that it notes when that no longer is satisfactory, it is the right and duty of the governed to change it. I don't see a time-clock there, a 40-year-rule or warranty after which all rights to return damaged merchandise are voided. I may think that GOP wingnuts are silly about asking to secede over a budget deficit or a perceived socialist leader, but if a State can muster the votes to secede, sure, see ya, bye-bye. The Declaration of Independence addresses this, that "Prudence" will make it likely that people won't lightly break up a long-lasting arrangement for a temporal issue, but even so, so long, it's been real. The Founding Fathers couldn't be clearer, whatever the revisionist thinking. And it's well established that Lincoln's big concern was preserving the Union at all costs, not obliterating slavery.
Fifth, if you do approve of Lincoln's the-Republic-must-stand, please specify why you don't approve of Milosevic's the-Republic-must-stand, created under similar agreement of Balkan States. Try it both ways, if you think the issue of slavery made it imperative for the South but not for Milosevic, or if you think it was only the principle of a Contract once signed shall not be voided. What was the big principle for which Slovenia seceded? "We'd rather ski as part of the European Union". Okay, more complicated than that - changes in Yugoslavian politics meant that Serbia (the North?) would take a more dominant position, unacceptable to many of the other States. It wasn't that Milosevic had committed any atrocities at that point - it was that through Constitutional wrangling and political hardball, he'd given Serbia upper hand. So for those Unionists-at-all-costs, there was no big ground for the other Republics to secede, just because they didn't like the results of one or two elections. And for those "bring in the military" types, Milosevic's military actions to stop the secessions must be justified. Now we can wrangle over the details - would he have been justified in torching 20% of Bosnia's land but not killing civilians as Sherman did, or would collateral civilian be acceptable as in the hundreds of thousands (millions?) dying from our Agent Orange and carpet bombing in Vietnam? Or shall we say, "Don't confuse me with facts, I want to talk about abstract principles"?
Sixth - Algeria was an integral part of France for over 100 years, with Europeans there given full French citizenship. Not by Algeria's choice, but then which parts of France actually chose to be in France? Alsace-Lorraine has played hot potato several times between France and Germany, the southwest regions of Bordeaux and Gascony were for a significant time British. Considering the Colonists understanding of the horrors of European Wars and shifting tides of European nations/territories, it would be astounding if they were to write a Constitution that would assume a permanent, inviolate Republic. These people had grievances on their minds, and they weren't jumping from one frying pan into another, especially if an issue such as slavery was so heated they couldn't even get it settled without a 3/5th rule and a 20-year delay on implementation. "Yeah, we're fighting like cats and dogs now, but we'll assume in 40 years we'll have utopia with no need to worry about these spats." Sure, not likely.
Seventh, back to the Founding Fathers, many in the South in principle abhorred slavery, but frequently for practical reasons could not disown it, as suggested here. The South was built from land, the North was built from commerce and industry, and that split got worse after 1793. Nevertheless, the record shows that many Southerners prior to 1776 attempted to stop or limit the practice of slavery, including the observation of the practice in the Caribbean, that "slavery begets slavery", but England prevented a reduction. The issue of slavery persisted, and as the South's livelihood and land became more and more bound to it, the issue could no longer be separated from the threat to its existence. In a way, it's similar to the Opium addiction the English left the Chinese with in the 1800's.
Eighth, I also pointed out Hofstader's article on white indentured servitude/slavery in the New World, an occurrence that would likely make many whites accept slavery because they'd been through it themselves, and the end of which prompted a need for a replacement system, which was ripe for adopting the English slavery in vogue elsewhere. While the American numbers for slavery by the mid-1800's were horrid, US slavery was still only 1/10th of the slavery in the Americas, a startling detail that I don't think most are aware of, just as the slavery (not just extermination) of indigenous peoples of America is often forgotten. Slavery didn't end in Brazil until 1888, though importation from Africa had started to decline 10 years earlier.
Ninth, the 3/5th rule is often used to illustrate the South's inhumanity vis-a-vis slavery, though it's a bit similar to Clinton's "definition of is is" - it was response to someone else's construction. In this case, the North came up with the weird equation to keep the South from having more votes due to slave population. This skirted the real issue of why a slave could count as a vote when not allowed to vote, though as far as I know the same peculiar attitude existed for women and children - they were simply part of the man's household. The case for women wouldn't be settled until 1920, and 18-20 year-olds finally got the vote in 1971. AFAIK, the rights of Indians weren't much discussed.
Tenth, as for events after the Civil War, that requires a whole different analysis, because you can't dismiss the effects of that war in modifying and hardening positions, in destroying the economy, perverting their feelings, etc. It's much easier to discuss who these people were and their concepts and morals and consciences before the conflagration.
Finally, this subject is not to "excuse" slavery, but to contextualize it, something severely lacking.
Hopefully all this verbiage will help people understand the South - and the North - a bit better.
Addendum: Oleeb and others contend that there was no right of secession, but three states - New York, Rhode Island and Virginia - explicitly included secession rights in their acceptance of the Constitution, and as that link notes, secession had been discussed by many states over various issues long before the Civil War. Secession was an assumed right by states, but those 3 wanted to make it crystal clear. Unfortunately, despite all the obvious signals and written statements at the time, 2 centuries later it's still being debated.
Sample Signing Statement of Ratification (note the reference "derived from the people" as denoted in the Declaration of Independence, and like the "all powers not explicitly granted" clause of the Constitution denotes that any power granted "may be resumed", and that "every power not granted thereby remains":
...the People of Virginia declare and make known that the powers granted under the Constitution being derived from the People of the United States may be resumed by them whensoever the same shall be perverted to their injury or oppression and that every power not granted thereby remains with them and at their will...
If the members of the Union did not agree that this ratification and specifically this written clarification of the terms of ratification fit with what was written in the Constitution, that ratification should have been rejected at the time. Three of 13 new states asserting this is extremely strong prima facie evidence. Before someone argues that "if it's not written in the Constitution, then it doesn't exist", Supreme Courts have been arguing ever since ratification about the specific interpretations of various terms of the Constitution and its Amendments, without most of these validations of intent being further added into the Constitution in more explicit, verbose language. If I sign a contract with a German company to be adjudicated under the laws in Atlanta, Georgia, and I qualify my signing by explicitly writing in my acceptance, "this is to ensure that under disagreement, I will not have to travel to a German court in Germany", the contract does not have to be rewritten as long as all the parties accept that that's a valid interpretation. If they disagree and do not voice their disagreement, then they have not co-signed in good faith and the contract is likely either null and void or will be interpreted as expressed in my signing statement.
Addendum 2: It would seem odd that anyone in 2009 could regard land claims, permanent borders and other attempts as eternal national and geographical truths as anything but wishful thinking. Poland shifted 100 miles to the west after WWII. Israel/Palestine is still renegotiating land partitions for the last 60 years, Britain arbitrarily plucked Kuwait out of Iraq 90 years ago, while the rest of the Middle East's borders were hurriedly scratched in, Holland perversely tossed Irian Jaya to the budding independent Indonesia 50 years ago, Yugoslavia dissolved messily over the last decade, Czechoslovakia split amicably, the Soviet Union broke up with territory arguments continuing in the Caucusus, Scotland got governmental powers devolved from Britain, Belgium continues to go through ethnic/Constitutional crisis, China keeps its claws on Xinjiang and Tibet, regained Hong Kong properly after 100 years, and now has its sights on Taiwan (which has gone between independence, Japanese and Chinese ownership over the years). We plucked Panama out of Colombia so we could build a canal, Bolivia and Ethiopia have had their wars trying to get some seafront, and so on. The US had the luxury of ethnic cleansing to make sure no serious claims against stolen property would occur later, and some of the land gains were more or less on the up-and-up serious real estate deals (Alaska and the Louisiana Purchase especially) versus our thefts elsewhere. Bolstering the premise of our inviolate Union because we stole a lot more land later is kind of a thieves' bargain - one gets caught, we all get caught - more than a legal premise. Most troubling is if we try to carry some principle out of this to other nations composed by agreement - Italy, Germany, Spain, etc. Should Spain accuse Catalonia of high treason because it's pushed for and gained greater independence? Should the United Kingdom punish Scotland rather than acquiesce to its wishes? At a time when the world is evolving better and friendlier solutions to altercations, we have people still basking in the primitive urge to violence to settle all complaints. I guess that seemed like the easier solution, as long as someone else's land and culture was destroyed. Russia would likely agree, Iraq perhaps not. Though seems like Russia became a bit testy when terrorists/freedom-fighters started sticking it to *Russian* territory. Can give but can't take, it seems.
Addendum 3: As I stated above, Brazil gave up slavery in 1888, even though it was still rapidly increasing it after the Civil War. In practical terms, we saved perhaps 15-25 years of slavery by carrying out the bloody Civil War, and got to deal with its repercussions instead. Europe had already moved on before the war, the North had already moved on, and it was simply a matter of time. In the 90's Clinton isolated Milosevic and he was gone in 10 years. In 2003 Bush decided to own Hussein, and instead we own Iraq. Wars have consequences. Violence is often a choice, not a necessity.
Addendum 4: Should have put in a reference to Jade's post to make it easy to hop back and forth. Here it is, for posterity now that this is a dead thread. But Quinn's long mesmerizing synopsis should live on - summarized by "What if the United States has become the Old South". New Empire, Old South. Brilliant.
First, I nowhere said "categorically". But there are a number of people who can't get over their notions of the South as "freaks", and I even went so far as to accept the label, though using Flannery O'Connor's phrasing, which notes that Southerners know they're freaks but also have a keen appreciation for the freak in others. The thing I love best about the South is its freakdom. And I still contend that the inability to understand the Southerners' attitudes in a slightly more wizened light makes it hard for the Democratic Party to make too much of a recovery there, whether you think that's worth anything or not.
Second, okay, Atlanta burning was a bad example, the destruction on the way to the sea is the issue there. Oleeb defends it as Sherman just doing what he had to, someone here notes it was 20% of Georgian farmland. I simple bring up the analogies - if the Israelis burn a swath through the Gaza strip or Lebanon to break the backs of resistance, the civilians' will to fight, will we accept this? Or is this a bad example - perhaps rebellions in Sri Lanka or Chiapas or the Kirin part of Burma or Chechnya or Iraq or Pakistan? Simply put, if you approve Sherman's measures there, why do you not approve similar measures elsewhere? What is our limit on Acceptable War vs. Total War, especially as regards civilians and property (and you can't disregard starvation as the result of destruction).
Third, the North helped create slavery in the US - as I noted, Massachusetts was the first state to legalize/encode slavery. I'm not aware that most Northerners understand how much slavery they were involved in, and just because it didn't take off there like it did in the South for economic/agricultural reasons doesn't give much room for moral superiority (kind of like Mark Twain taking back his stolen watermelon when a pang hit him - so he could get a ripe one instead). More on Northern slavery here. It's a bit telling that the Wikipedia entry on Slavery in the Colonies doesn't even mention Northern states. Yes, some people realize, but a vast portion don't.
Fourth, even on my thread the idea that States cannot secede runs rampant, and it's still a hard-coded belief for many. Oleeb (I believe) quotes Grant talking about how if the Union wasn't permanent in 1783, it was made permanent by land-grabs in Florida and Mexico, by the war in Texas, by money spent for Louisiana, and somehow by the trust of later States that earlier States would stay in. Sounds like a great Ponzi/pyramid scheme (fitting for Grant's feeble & corrupt presidency), which of course ignores the wishes of the Founding Fathers for a great deal of States Rights, and the concept that all of those concerns were gradually washed away by time and mutually shared energies without anyone saying boo about a new compact to replace the old one - till death do we part - is quite curious. I note the basic premises of the Declaration of Independence, that government's power comes from the consent of the governed (here especially the States), and that it notes when that no longer is satisfactory, it is the right and duty of the governed to change it. I don't see a time-clock there, a 40-year-rule or warranty after which all rights to return damaged merchandise are voided. I may think that GOP wingnuts are silly about asking to secede over a budget deficit or a perceived socialist leader, but if a State can muster the votes to secede, sure, see ya, bye-bye. The Declaration of Independence addresses this, that "Prudence" will make it likely that people won't lightly break up a long-lasting arrangement for a temporal issue, but even so, so long, it's been real. The Founding Fathers couldn't be clearer, whatever the revisionist thinking. And it's well established that Lincoln's big concern was preserving the Union at all costs, not obliterating slavery.
Fifth, if you do approve of Lincoln's the-Republic-must-stand, please specify why you don't approve of Milosevic's the-Republic-must-stand, created under similar agreement of Balkan States. Try it both ways, if you think the issue of slavery made it imperative for the South but not for Milosevic, or if you think it was only the principle of a Contract once signed shall not be voided. What was the big principle for which Slovenia seceded? "We'd rather ski as part of the European Union". Okay, more complicated than that - changes in Yugoslavian politics meant that Serbia (the North?) would take a more dominant position, unacceptable to many of the other States. It wasn't that Milosevic had committed any atrocities at that point - it was that through Constitutional wrangling and political hardball, he'd given Serbia upper hand. So for those Unionists-at-all-costs, there was no big ground for the other Republics to secede, just because they didn't like the results of one or two elections. And for those "bring in the military" types, Milosevic's military actions to stop the secessions must be justified. Now we can wrangle over the details - would he have been justified in torching 20% of Bosnia's land but not killing civilians as Sherman did, or would collateral civilian be acceptable as in the hundreds of thousands (millions?) dying from our Agent Orange and carpet bombing in Vietnam? Or shall we say, "Don't confuse me with facts, I want to talk about abstract principles"?
Sixth - Algeria was an integral part of France for over 100 years, with Europeans there given full French citizenship. Not by Algeria's choice, but then which parts of France actually chose to be in France? Alsace-Lorraine has played hot potato several times between France and Germany, the southwest regions of Bordeaux and Gascony were for a significant time British. Considering the Colonists understanding of the horrors of European Wars and shifting tides of European nations/territories, it would be astounding if they were to write a Constitution that would assume a permanent, inviolate Republic. These people had grievances on their minds, and they weren't jumping from one frying pan into another, especially if an issue such as slavery was so heated they couldn't even get it settled without a 3/5th rule and a 20-year delay on implementation. "Yeah, we're fighting like cats and dogs now, but we'll assume in 40 years we'll have utopia with no need to worry about these spats." Sure, not likely.
Seventh, back to the Founding Fathers, many in the South in principle abhorred slavery, but frequently for practical reasons could not disown it, as suggested here. The South was built from land, the North was built from commerce and industry, and that split got worse after 1793. Nevertheless, the record shows that many Southerners prior to 1776 attempted to stop or limit the practice of slavery, including the observation of the practice in the Caribbean, that "slavery begets slavery", but England prevented a reduction. The issue of slavery persisted, and as the South's livelihood and land became more and more bound to it, the issue could no longer be separated from the threat to its existence. In a way, it's similar to the Opium addiction the English left the Chinese with in the 1800's.
Eighth, I also pointed out Hofstader's article on white indentured servitude/slavery in the New World, an occurrence that would likely make many whites accept slavery because they'd been through it themselves, and the end of which prompted a need for a replacement system, which was ripe for adopting the English slavery in vogue elsewhere. While the American numbers for slavery by the mid-1800's were horrid, US slavery was still only 1/10th of the slavery in the Americas, a startling detail that I don't think most are aware of, just as the slavery (not just extermination) of indigenous peoples of America is often forgotten. Slavery didn't end in Brazil until 1888, though importation from Africa had started to decline 10 years earlier.
Ninth, the 3/5th rule is often used to illustrate the South's inhumanity vis-a-vis slavery, though it's a bit similar to Clinton's "definition of is is" - it was response to someone else's construction. In this case, the North came up with the weird equation to keep the South from having more votes due to slave population. This skirted the real issue of why a slave could count as a vote when not allowed to vote, though as far as I know the same peculiar attitude existed for women and children - they were simply part of the man's household. The case for women wouldn't be settled until 1920, and 18-20 year-olds finally got the vote in 1971. AFAIK, the rights of Indians weren't much discussed.
Tenth, as for events after the Civil War, that requires a whole different analysis, because you can't dismiss the effects of that war in modifying and hardening positions, in destroying the economy, perverting their feelings, etc. It's much easier to discuss who these people were and their concepts and morals and consciences before the conflagration.
Finally, this subject is not to "excuse" slavery, but to contextualize it, something severely lacking.
"To contextualize is not to excuse," says Rutgers University historian Jan Lewis. "It's to show the complexity." Understanding the early leaders' severe lapse in judgment over slavery, say Lewis and other historians, makes their ability to found a new and democratic nation all the more incredible.The Founding Fathers hoped slavery would slip away eventually, much as the politicians and engineers hoped the levees around New Orleans would hold a few decades more. Foolish optimism, and neither saw their Category 5 hurricane, in the South's case the cotton gin that sealed their success and their devil's bargain. Nevertheless, the North in victory, much like the Bush Administration post-9/11 and post-Katrina, has rewritten its part in the catastrophe to blame everything on others, to disavow any role, that all its political intentions were pure. The facts remain - Massachusetts was the first to legalize slavery, and a number Northern states quickly followed. (Pennsylvania had the good taste to ban it, and then unfortunately legalized it 12 years later). Recently reformed sinners often carry less weight in argument than those who held to principle from the beginning, but in the 1700's, few around the world were without sin. Judging from our land theft, wars and ethnic cleansings of the first half of the 19th Century, it's easy to see we weren't so spotless then either. As Prince would say, just a Sign o' the Times.
Hopefully all this verbiage will help people understand the South - and the North - a bit better.
Addendum: Oleeb and others contend that there was no right of secession, but three states - New York, Rhode Island and Virginia - explicitly included secession rights in their acceptance of the Constitution, and as that link notes, secession had been discussed by many states over various issues long before the Civil War. Secession was an assumed right by states, but those 3 wanted to make it crystal clear. Unfortunately, despite all the obvious signals and written statements at the time, 2 centuries later it's still being debated.
Sample Signing Statement of Ratification (note the reference "derived from the people" as denoted in the Declaration of Independence, and like the "all powers not explicitly granted" clause of the Constitution denotes that any power granted "may be resumed", and that "every power not granted thereby remains":
...the People of Virginia declare and make known that the powers granted under the Constitution being derived from the People of the United States may be resumed by them whensoever the same shall be perverted to their injury or oppression and that every power not granted thereby remains with them and at their will...
If the members of the Union did not agree that this ratification and specifically this written clarification of the terms of ratification fit with what was written in the Constitution, that ratification should have been rejected at the time. Three of 13 new states asserting this is extremely strong prima facie evidence. Before someone argues that "if it's not written in the Constitution, then it doesn't exist", Supreme Courts have been arguing ever since ratification about the specific interpretations of various terms of the Constitution and its Amendments, without most of these validations of intent being further added into the Constitution in more explicit, verbose language. If I sign a contract with a German company to be adjudicated under the laws in Atlanta, Georgia, and I qualify my signing by explicitly writing in my acceptance, "this is to ensure that under disagreement, I will not have to travel to a German court in Germany", the contract does not have to be rewritten as long as all the parties accept that that's a valid interpretation. If they disagree and do not voice their disagreement, then they have not co-signed in good faith and the contract is likely either null and void or will be interpreted as expressed in my signing statement.
Addendum 2: It would seem odd that anyone in 2009 could regard land claims, permanent borders and other attempts as eternal national and geographical truths as anything but wishful thinking. Poland shifted 100 miles to the west after WWII. Israel/Palestine is still renegotiating land partitions for the last 60 years, Britain arbitrarily plucked Kuwait out of Iraq 90 years ago, while the rest of the Middle East's borders were hurriedly scratched in, Holland perversely tossed Irian Jaya to the budding independent Indonesia 50 years ago, Yugoslavia dissolved messily over the last decade, Czechoslovakia split amicably, the Soviet Union broke up with territory arguments continuing in the Caucusus, Scotland got governmental powers devolved from Britain, Belgium continues to go through ethnic/Constitutional crisis, China keeps its claws on Xinjiang and Tibet, regained Hong Kong properly after 100 years, and now has its sights on Taiwan (which has gone between independence, Japanese and Chinese ownership over the years). We plucked Panama out of Colombia so we could build a canal, Bolivia and Ethiopia have had their wars trying to get some seafront, and so on. The US had the luxury of ethnic cleansing to make sure no serious claims against stolen property would occur later, and some of the land gains were more or less on the up-and-up serious real estate deals (Alaska and the Louisiana Purchase especially) versus our thefts elsewhere. Bolstering the premise of our inviolate Union because we stole a lot more land later is kind of a thieves' bargain - one gets caught, we all get caught - more than a legal premise. Most troubling is if we try to carry some principle out of this to other nations composed by agreement - Italy, Germany, Spain, etc. Should Spain accuse Catalonia of high treason because it's pushed for and gained greater independence? Should the United Kingdom punish Scotland rather than acquiesce to its wishes? At a time when the world is evolving better and friendlier solutions to altercations, we have people still basking in the primitive urge to violence to settle all complaints. I guess that seemed like the easier solution, as long as someone else's land and culture was destroyed. Russia would likely agree, Iraq perhaps not. Though seems like Russia became a bit testy when terrorists/freedom-fighters started sticking it to *Russian* territory. Can give but can't take, it seems.
Addendum 3: As I stated above, Brazil gave up slavery in 1888, even though it was still rapidly increasing it after the Civil War. In practical terms, we saved perhaps 15-25 years of slavery by carrying out the bloody Civil War, and got to deal with its repercussions instead. Europe had already moved on before the war, the North had already moved on, and it was simply a matter of time. In the 90's Clinton isolated Milosevic and he was gone in 10 years. In 2003 Bush decided to own Hussein, and instead we own Iraq. Wars have consequences. Violence is often a choice, not a necessity.
Addendum 4: Should have put in a reference to Jade's post to make it easy to hop back and forth. Here it is, for posterity now that this is a dead thread. But Quinn's long mesmerizing synopsis should live on - summarized by "What if the United States has become the Old South". New Empire, Old South. Brilliant.
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(Meta: you can have more than two links, but there is some heuristic in place that attempts to guess if a post is spam based on the ratio of links to text, the link URLs and so on. Needless to say, it fails occasionally.)
May 26, 2009 6:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
From my attempts it fails consistently, and with 4 URLs for the original post without addenda, that's a lot of text/URL.
May 26, 2009 6:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Seventh, back to the Founding Fathers, many in the South in principle abhorred slavery, but frequently for practical reasons could not disown it, as suggested here. The South was built from land, the North was built from commerce and industry, and that split got worse after 1793. Nevertheless, the record shows that many Southerners prior to 1776 attempted to stop or limit the practice of slavery
Okay Virginia, South Carolina and Georgia among other Southern States had/have the largest black populations. How did these black individuals decide on their own that they wanted to live in the United States pre-and post-1776?
There was a bargain struck by the framers of the Constitution to strategically place the capital south of the Mason-Dixon line so that slave owners could keep their "property" and to count that "property" as three-fifths of one person. I understand that was to give the South the advantage in the House because this branch of government was considered more powerful then it's co-equal Senate during that era. The Southern States would have never signed the Constitution without it.
May 26, 2009 9:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Something slightly different, I believe - the 3/5 rule *weakened* Southern representation from 5/5 votes per slave, but they felt that what they got in return, the capital city moved south to Washington rather than in northern cities (Philly, New York) would work to their advantage. If nothing else, it made for a short ride to watch the carnage at Bull Run when the war started.
May 26, 2009 10:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
First slaves in Mass?
Any evidence for this? Wikipedia (the all knowing) claims this:
And moreover, VA was the first British colony, was it not?
May 26, 2009 10:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
Massachusetts first colony to legalize slavery. Connecticut soon followed. Additionally, much of the slave trade ran through Boston Harbor, port of freedom and the Boston Tea Party.
May 26, 2009 10:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Another link that I mentioned above, Slave North, is rather informative as well.
May 26, 2009 10:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
I see your point. But it's a bit legalistic. These were Jamestown had slaves 20 years prior, law or no law.
Overall, while I share your view that the North shares culpability, it is going too far to claim either equivalence or mitigation for the South's very rabid pro-slavery position, to the point of leading to things like Bleeding Kansas to push slavery on new states out West and eventually war with the North.
The North was bad. But the South was obviously worse, adamant about slavery after much of the world had abandoned it, and willing to go to war for it. (And, after defeat, willing to support a century-long terrorist campaign to suppress civil rights)
May 26, 2009 11:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Massachusetts is believed to have had slavery as early as 1624-1629, exact date unconfirmed. Not as early as Virginia, but close enough, and the legalization part still stands. We know the South is guilty - we're just establishing that the North shares some of the guilt for slavery, perhaps 20% if we want to throw numbers just for fun?
May 26, 2009 4:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Point taken.
The North mostly got out of the slavery business because it wasn't involved in cotton and tobacco.
It wasn't exactly altruism, although there were those abolitionists and religious objectors like the Quakers who rightly viewed it as abhorrent.
May 27, 2009 9:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
That may be why Lincoln made it so clear in his last inaugural address that the war was visited on both the north and the south.
May 26, 2009 2:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Something slightly different, I believe - the 3/5 rule *weakened* Southern representation from 5/5 votes per slave, but they felt that what they got in return, the capital city moved south to Washington rather than in northern cities
Before I try to explain, do you understand the concept of the three-fifths clause?
May 26, 2009 10:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, each slave would count as 3/5th of a person for representation purposes, so with 1 million whites and 1 million slaves, congressional apportionment would be based on a population of 1.6 million. The South wanted it at 2 million, the North wanted it at 1 million.
May 26, 2009 10:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
So in the House, if South had more votes/representation--even one more vote--than the North, how was it "weakened?"
May 26, 2009 11:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Weakened from if the South could count each slave as a full person, which of course they were.
May 26, 2009 11:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Numbers are important when it comes to representational government. So the South accepted the compromise--the lesser percentage--because it still left them a majority in the House. Otherwise they would have been in the minority, no?
According to Larry Goldstone in Dark Bargain
The skew of representatives was [is] obvious-slave states. They had been allotted twenty-five of the fifty-six seats. That was three seats short of half [while] the [S]outhern [S]tates were thought to only have one third of the free--read white--population.
So the South took advantage of a large voiceless, non-voting, slave population.
I guess I could see why the South wanted to leave the Union. They didn't want to lose this arrangement which would lessen the power it had if slaves were manumitted.
May 26, 2009 12:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
I said mumbers are important when it comes to representational government. So the South accepted the compromise--the lesser percentage--because it still left them a majority in the House. Otherwise they would have been in the minority, no?
As I read and reread Mr.Goldstone's Dark Bargain I understand the South didn't have a majority but they were over-represented in the House because they only had one-third of the eligible voters but close to half of the members in that body.
May 26, 2009 12:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
Meta comment. About Politeness. Jade took the high road by not using your name in a title. You might have taken the high road as well.
You could still change your title. Not that I think your title disses her. But it's a courtesy. You should repay it.
May 26, 2009 11:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Can't imagine what the purpose of that is. It's a response to Jade's post, not to be confused with a response to Rutabaga. How is it high or low road to use someone's name without epithet? I did it simply out of clarity. She referred to my post more by title, no big difference.
May 26, 2009 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
Look, it's up to you. But there's been much discussion here about NOT using the name of another poster in a title. As I say, you didn't diss her. It's just a point of politeness. You may disagree.
May 26, 2009 11:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
There's been discussion about not using someone else's name to draw attention to your post, like some people gratuitously using Billy Glad's name back when he was getting quite a few hits.
I'll get about the same number of hits and recommends whether I put someone else's name on my post or not, I think I'm quite well known enough around here, and it certainly wasn't for advertising purposes, it was simply that I was trying to answer Jade's post and the damn software won't let me do it with 4 URLs.
May 26, 2009 3:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
I tend to agree with Lincoln's legal arguments disallowing southern secession.
They willingly signed the articles of federation which specifically states that it is to be a "perpetual union" and then willingly ratified the constitution, which states that its purpose is to form a more perfect union, that the terms do not replace those of the articles of federation, the constitution formalizes them.
The southern states willingly signed the constitution, which is a contract and thus they are legally bound by contractual law to honour the terms of the contract. Legally, they had no grounds or cause to break the contract. There was no injury, no material cause for them to claim that the contract was null and void. You can sign any contract with stipulation, but unless that stipulation is agreed upon by both parties and made part of the original agreement then legally, it has no standing.
Lastly, because they signed the contract, they knew that there was no mechanism for states to leave the union, there is a mechanism for joining, but none for leaving, therefore the intent is clear - it is indeed a perpetual union.
May 26, 2009 11:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
I responded yesterday how the Articles of Confederation were not considered by states to mean they couldn't leave, only the term "perpetual" meant there was no sunset clause on the agreement, not that they assumed the states would hold this forever. Oleeb's response was that the Constitution overrode the concerns. I address this in Addendum 3 above. The states fully expected they had exit from this agreement. They didn't have arbitrary power to observe it or not observe it.
May 26, 2009 11:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
It doesn't matter what they expected, if it isn't in the contract, if the contract is fullfilled, then they have no legitimate grounds to break the contract. Lincoln was exactly right.
Again, Des, it doesn't matter how many stipulations you add to your signature, unless all of those stipulations become terms of the contract and agreed to by both parties, legally the contract stands.
If the south wanted to pursue secession, their only recourse was to do it within the law and the courts.
No, we can't justify Sherman's march to the sea anymore than we can justify the firebombing of Dresden or the excesses of Milosivec in keeping Yugoslavia together. Nothing in war can be justified, it can be explained, it can be rationalized, but there is no justice in war.
May 26, 2009 1:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, we'd need someone better in contract law than me, but if someone writes in their contract acceptance "this is how I read what I'm signing", and the person co-signing/accepting the contract doesn't object to that interpretation, receives the contract without objection, it's hard to see how that interpretation would fail in court, or how the co-signer would be judged to have accepted a contract in good faith. This wasn't a verbal statement or wish, it was a specific clarification tied to the accepting signature. If I write "fuck you - Desidero" on a contract, do you think a judge will interpret me as accepting that contract because my signature is there?
May 26, 2009 3:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, I am familiar with contract law, and by signing it "fuck you - Desidero" it could be interpreted as a failure of the contract as an agreement of true minds. However, signing the contract with a stipulation that you might later change your mind about entering the contract wouldn't in anyway release you from the contract unless the stipulation was added as an addendum to the contract. That is what the bill of rights is essentially, clauses added and ratified as part of the primary contract which is in fact, the constitution.
Quite frankly, I don't see your original blog entry as a "defense of slavery" - most people seem to be of the mindset that if you attempt to explain something then you must be for it. If you try to explain nazism and demonstrate an understanding of it, then you by default are a nazi. I've run into this over and over in forums and blogs - if you supported Clinton then it followed that you hated Obama and on and on. This is why we can never rid ourselves of stereotypes and blame games and why problems are seldom resolved.
May 26, 2009 4:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry, it's not a right to "later change your mind about entering the contract", it's saying, "if I become unhappy with this contract I can withdraw from it at any time with notice". It's terms of agreement for working together, this is how we'll do it, who shares how and what.
May 26, 2009 4:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Contractually you cannot sign contracts with stipulations unless those stipulations are added as clauses or addendums to the contract and then ratified or agreed to by both parties.
I understand the legal arguments put forth by the Southerners, I do not think that those arguments are grounded in precedent or the body of contractual law at the time they were made.
Up until the civil war, states both north and south threatened to secede from the union when they were thwarted by the federal government, there was enough precedent in the states and federal courts to litigate it. The south chose not to pursue the issue in court and secede without just cause or reasons as to why the contract could or should be broken. Legally the federal govt. was in its rights to compel the south to fulfill its obligations of the contract. I believe that Lincoln was right.
May 26, 2009 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was not going to read or respond to Des's response to my response to Des' original post.
I lied.
I don't care that Des used my name in his post here.
Jumping ahead, Des cannot grasp that Algeria was and is a sovereign country. It was not a "part" of France. It was a colony. And the funny thing about colonies is, they have a tendency to revolt and throw out their overlords precisely because they make the same mistake Des does: believing that by colonizing they are owning.
Des continues to find myriad ways to be an apologist for slavery. He continues to claim that the North was the first to "legalize" slavery. He has yet to explain why the south refused to abolish it when the northern states did so much earlier.
From Wikipedia:
Continuing to claim that "they started it" (slavery) in no way answers why the south continued it. And it in no way explains the rest of the south's tawdry history with race.
But all of this bantering to and fro about slavery aside, Des claims the rest of us are "ignorant" because we harbor deep seated southern hatred. Again, people like me don't have blanket hatred or contempt for the south, just those who continue to fight a battle in which they are always and forever on the wrong side of history.
May 26, 2009 11:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
I guess Des is right that we could avoid having preconceptions and stereotypes about the South. I'm all for that. It would be also for Southerners to move on and not get in the midset that all Northerners are looking down on the South or are prejudiced.
I hear the strawman about Northern haughtiness towards the south more often than actual haughtiness.
May 26, 2009 11:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
Exactly.
May 26, 2009 1:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think avoiding preconceptions altogether will be very difficult - I try to not let them influence what I actually see and experience. Successfully?
I don't think that's for me to say, that whole trees:forest thing.
To the extent that there is hatred toward one region or another - I think that's a problem. And from that perspective I think Desidero has done a service by bringing it up. I disagree with many of his premises - among them that I hate Southerners and/or the South, but not talking about it certainly doesn't help the situation.
I can say unequivocally, however, Massachusetts drivers are not very polite. Mea culpa.
May 26, 2009 1:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Exactly.
May 26, 2009 3:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Okay... crazy glitch as I only meant to say "exactly" exactly once.
However, is there a benefit to discussing the preconception about regional differences? Sure.
I must say I never quite understood the whote Route 128 thing of driving on the shoulder during rush hour to create these ad hoc extra lanes. Fortunately I was able to come to my senses, pahk the cah in the gah-rahge and take the T.
May 26, 2009 4:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, I don't know about that, your last paragraph of your response to Des pretty much tells us your feelings about the south.
May 26, 2009 2:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not only that, I keep having to repeat facts, and they keep ignoring them.
Connecticut outlawed slavery in 1848. As someone rightfully pointed out, they didn't have very many slaves by then, but it was legal until 1848.
Algeria was not a colony of France - it was a full part of France, as much as Bretagne and Bourgogne. It had the same status as French Guiana in South America, an integral part of France which is part of the European Union.
Massachusetts was the first colony to legalize slavery. This is established fact. I made it absolutely clear why Southern states didn't abolish it when many Northern states and European countries did - the South was tied to land production instead of the North's industry and finance, and by the time the cotton gin came along after the Constitution was signed, the South doubled down on slavery. Hard to see how I can say this clearer.
Earth to TPM: Wikipedia is a great tool, but sometimes it's incomplete and sometimes it's wrong. Be prepared. If someone challenges your Wikipedia link, check a more prestigious quality source just in case. You might be surprised.
Yes, I hear the haughtiness, and I hear the misrepresentations - that I'm "defending slavery", akin to defending Hitler, the assertion that the Southerners were traitors as undeniable fact, that whatever Sherman did they had it coming, etc. There's a large amount of intolerance and hatred towards the South, and my point has been that a good amount of it is misguided considering our shared heritage and shared mistakes, not just towards blacks, but also towards Indians, Mexicans and others. I pointed out that Connecticut ivory trade was based on decades of slave trade and slave labor, only it was in Africa - out of sight, out of mind. United Fruit Company atrocities and exploitation in Latin America are legion - what's The Banana Song about anyway? How many times did we invade Nicaragua for them in the 1900's? However, I do accept this as still less atrocious than knowingly passing a law that legalizes slavery at home, even if I'm not going to be nominating anyone for sainthood anytime soon.
In any case, my point stands - if you want a chance in hell of encouraging some kind of progressive Democratic revival, you better do your homework, get some basic facts straight even if you differ in interpretation, and try to find something in the Southerner besides an all-hateful racist unapologetic slave owner. If you don't, no biggie. The South isn't exactly begging to be let in anyway.
May 26, 2009 4:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
BevD... I harbor no digust or hatred of southerners or the south in general (hell, I was born Louisiana.)
But one can make a critical distinction between southerners in general, and those who continually litigate or re-fight the Civil War, and blame non-southerners for their failings, and apologize for the appalling racist of the confederate and post-confederate south. Perhaps you might try to discern the difference.
May 26, 2009 4:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well then make that point in particular and not in general. Des was trying to explain and understand the southern mindset, that doesn't translate to a defense of slavery and slave holders or a re-fighting of the civil war. Understanding doesn't mean agreement unless you're smallminded enough to think that if someone isn't in complete agreement with you, they must be in complete agreement with your enemy.
May 26, 2009 4:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
You mean trying to understand the mindset of the white southerners, not the black southerners who are often treated like pieces of furtniture in the room during such attempts at understanding the white southerners mindset.
May 27, 2009 12:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
So you would find disgust with Lincoln, who provides the quote just below, thanks to mmiddle, just another apologist. Reason is not good enough, we must simply condemn.
May 26, 2009 4:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Des, you made some pretty disparging remarks about Oklahoma in your first blog. It was obvious you were judging it on something other than firsthand experience. You might want to follow your own precepts.
And I don't think people are necessarily judging today's South on the slavery question. There are ample data that show southern states in the bottom 20% of the country as far as education, health, etc. And I admit Oklahoma occupies some of that territory as well. Politicians like Mark Sanford, Inhofe, and Coburn don't help the images either. You don't need to go back to the civil war to think the South has problems.
May 26, 2009 5:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
I made the tongue-in-cheek claim that nothing in Oklahoma was "over 40 feet", followed with a snark, "must be my Southern superiority showing". If that's "pretty disparaging remarks", well, I've got a lot of much bigger stinkfish to make amends for. Good thing I didn't break out my Pope in Oklahoma jokes. (PS - I rooted for Greg Pruitt for years, including his college time when he kicked Nebraska's ass, so *NOTHING* I say about Oklahoma can or will be used against me).
May 26, 2009 6:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
I made the tongue in cheek disparaging remarks regarding OK... Sorry! It was a joke, though, admittedly, were I to live in Oklahoma, I wouldn't find it funny either.
May 27, 2009 1:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Perhaps you might try to discern the difference."
Perhaps you can't?
May 27, 2009 12:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
From the first Lincoln-Douglas debate, 1858:
http://www.hti.umich.edu/l/lincoln/
Lincoln:
Before proceeding, let me say I think I have no prejudice against the Southern people. They are just what we would be in their situation. If slavery did not now exist amongst them, they would not introduce it. If it did now exist amongst us, we should not instantly give it up. This I believe of the masses north and south. Doubtless there are individuals, on both sides, who would not hold slaves under any circumstances; and others who would gladly introduce slavery anew, if it were out of existence. We know that some southern men do free their slaves, go north, and become tip-top abolitionists; while some northern ones go south, and become most cruel slave-masters.
When southern people tell us they are no more responsible for the origin of slavery, than we; I acknowledge the fact. When it is said that the institution exists, and that it is very difficult to get rid of it, in any satisfactory way, I can understand and appreciate the saying. I surely will not blame them for not doing what I should not know how to do myself.
May 26, 2009 1:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
As I wrote on another blog, Santayana was wrong - it isn't those who forget history who are condemned to repeat it, it is those who cannot forgive history who are condemned.
May 26, 2009 1:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
good quote
May 26, 2009 4:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks, I really believe it to be true. This is one reason why the conflict in the Middle East is unsolvable at present - neither side will acknowledge that both sides were wronged and both sides wronged each other.
May 26, 2009 4:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have nothing to add, but that is very true. It's this endless sense of historical grievance.
May 27, 2009 9:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
On evidence of the comments here, I think you're mistaken trying to make your case in a historical context. It's fruitless: For most 21st-century Americans, freethinking and modern, there is no historical context to this question. It's a solid-state universe, unchanging - always has been and always will be. The South is forever to be condemned, white Southerners are the epitome of pale, gentile evil and nothing - no how, no way - will ever alter or mitigate this. That this worldview has as much validity as physics' debunked solid-state theory doesn't matter, either; this is solely an emotional response, not an intellectual one. The South has been, for too long, a convenient self-aggrandizing inverse ("Southerners are racist! Not me!") and distant metaphor for universally American failings. I wonder how many white Americans - well-born, coddled, and not from the South - have failed to see slavery's dim reflection in their own put-upon and underpaid domestics and household workers, once mostly African-American, now, more and more, Hispanic. It's a lot easier to beat our chests in phony outrage about horrors in the long-ago past, to prove just how filled with empty sanctimony we can convince ourselves we are.
May 26, 2009 4:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wish you'd told me this 3 days ago, but thanks, I'll revert to anti-Bush anti-Cheney rants and raves now that will be met with much rejoicing.
May 26, 2009 4:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Frankly, I blame Faulkner for this...
May 26, 2009 5:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
...and Flannery O'Connor, Erskine Caldwell, Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote, James Dickey etc. But most of all blame their yankee publishers who reveled in outlandish tales of southern freaks not realizing many of them were literary equivalents of snipe hunting and cow tipping -- tall tales and practical jokes.
Who would have thought the jokes would be turned back on us.;o
May 26, 2009 5:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cow tipping's no joke, Emma. I've spend many a hot day, our in the pastures, trying to right our Holsteins. College boy bastards.
Cow-tipping - It's just not right.
May 26, 2009 5:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
How about Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant?
May 26, 2009 7:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, I have to say I have a fondness for all those writers - what makes them great is that they speak to the human condition and we can all relate to that. I have never considered the fictional characters of those writers to be "freaks" - that seems to be a characterization that is making the rounds these days in literary criticism.
One of the stories that I think best conveys the duality of southerners and conflict between the south and other regions is O'Connor's "Everything That Rises Must Converge". There is that particular embarrassment we have of the eccentric or the old-fashioned and yet a gratitude and understanding of them - I find the south to be in that predicament - there is always that embarrassment and shame for the past and yet without that past there would be no understanding, no compassion and no empathy by southern writers for their characters.
May 26, 2009 6:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think I'll get me down to a Sad Café.
May 26, 2009 6:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
The above comment should have been here - Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant.
May 26, 2009 7:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Anne Tyler rawks.
May 26, 2009 7:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
You said it, Kid!
May 26, 2009 8:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Many of the characters are either freaks in the sense that they are not dull ordinary folks or they are people who find themselves in a freakish situations, else why put them in a story?
The problem is that many people take them to be representative of all southerners. Of course, we've contributed to the misperception by playing into the stereotypes to greater and lesser degrees for fun and/or sheer contrariness. I know my accent gets broader and my southernisms more frequent when I sense condescension from outsiders.
And for the record, I do not feel embarrassment, shame or guilt for the alleged 'sins of my fathers'. They are not my sins.
May 27, 2009 1:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
And I might add that it is easier to forget them in pursuit of pius humbuggery such as the war of drugs. Many of the great fortunes by the great families (the Livingstons, the Jays, the Delanos) of America were built on opium running to China. Now with a complete lack of irony we complain and condemn nations like Columbia and Mexico for running drugs to the United States.
May 26, 2009 5:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's... uh... "steady-state universe". Not solid-state. One of my transistors blew. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to set up my bridge table. It's Horse Thieves Night.
May 27, 2009 10:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
Just a minor offering of another comparative of interest. On your secession theme, you have so many good examples that I was surprised that you left out the Basques, especially as ETA is currently marking its 50th anniversary of operations. The author of that article interestingly points out that ETA would not have existed so long without previous support from France.
A glance at the recent publications menu along the right side of the page at the Jamestown Foundation site also suggests a lot more examples,
where I was reminded that if you can't try to understand the mindset of "the other," you've got a problem making yourself a country.
May 26, 2009 5:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Which is one reason why the Iraqi war was such a disaster - not once was the question asked, "what would we do if they were over here?" It might have made them rethink the definition of insurgents...
May 26, 2009 5:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
The other must be acknowledged and then forgotten as we look in the mirror.
May 26, 2009 5:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
As promised, and as already posted on the "other" blog:
I was born in Richmond, Virginia. I lived in Atlanta for two years during high school. I promise you that the way I learned about the Civil War (I never heard "The War of Northern Aggression" until I was older, and it was framed as a joke) was different than the way someone growing up in say, New Hampshire. I think, I read, I listen, and I have even learned something from all this discussion back and forth.
But you know what, guys? That damn war was over more than 100 years ago. My relatives came from Scotland and Germany long after, and none of them as far as I know every had slaves, but I'm pretty sure some of my Scottish ancestors were pirates. Do I feel guilty that my pirate relatives probably stole stuff and killed people? No. Why? Because I am not guilty of it myself.
This discussion has outlived itself. One person's "snot-nosed kid is another person's hope for the future; one person's "freedom-fighter" is another person's terrorist. Does anyone really think anything different? We have a planet full of problems. Let's move on to them.
May 26, 2009 6:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
My ancestors were horse thieves, reprobates, ass lickers, barn burners, drunkards, forgers, money lenders, foragers, pantie sniffers, sodomites, Prussians and vandals. They got to America the earliest and stayed the longest. Some of them held jobs, but not very often - mostly they lived through blackmail, extortion and subterfuge, with occasional periods of morphine abuse. Slave owners, mercenaries, Pentecostals, they just thought they were living the American dream. Nothing for me to apologize for, is there?
May 26, 2009 6:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not at all, so let's move on and shine a light on this mess we're in! At least we know we have some genetic stuff that we bring to the table!
May 26, 2009 6:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
My ancestors were ass thieves, money burners, morphine sniffers, slave drunkards, blackmail extortion mercenaries, barn sodomites, Prussian vandals, subterfuge owners and reprobate lenders, horse lickers, Pentecostal forgers and pantie foragers… with occasional periods of abuse (they were from up north). Hey cuz!
May 27, 2009 1:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
Subterfuge owners! The horror!
May 27, 2009 8:24 AM | Reply | Permalink