She seems to think it was one of Obama's campaign pledges to do something about war and starvation in Sudan - see more at miafarrow.org or contact Obama at White House (202-456-1111)

Lessee, hot off the Washington Times skillet, "House Democratic leaders Monday dropped President Obama's request for $81 million to close the Guantanamo Bay prison camp, bowing to strong Republican criticism that the administration lacks a plan to relocate terror suspects detained there."

Republicans withholding money because President doesn't have a plan. Titter. Snicker. Hee hee. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Guffaw. Snort. Quadruple ha. ROTFL and pissing myself chortling. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, weeehhaaaahaaaaa haaa haaa haaa haaaa. HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA. YEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Howard Dean like unrestrained cowboy-like round-em-up-cattle-time YEAAAARRGGGGH HAAAA HAAA HAAAA AH HAAHAAHAAA.Beating-fists-on-the-floor-budget-busting-war-supplement-like raucuous screaming-and-gasping-for-air-laughter. Grabbing-my-sides-$80-billion, no, $160 billion AIG-plus-TARP-fund-giveaway-heelarious gleeful lack of oxygen laughter. Private-social security accounts-just invest your retirement in the stock market/housing market uproarious all-consuming jubility and mirth and more extended guffawing. Ether-inducing lightness putting me on the ceiling a-la-Mary Poppins frivolity.  AH HA HA HA HA HA, AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! Double HA! Quadruple HA! More than the entire extra trillions worth of budget deficits and tax breaks and war spending and bailouts and prescription drug benefits from here to eternity HA!

Oh, I could do this all day, maybe all week. A PLAN! The President doesn't have A PLAN!!!! Well fuck me running, isn't the world full of surprises. Can't give him money because he doesn't have A PLAN!!!! Okay, guys, who's going to play Karl, who's going to play Radar O'Reilly. Rahm? Leon? Tell 'em. "Of course the President has a plan. Just sign here, we'll reveal the plan to you when the time is right. Meanwhile the War on Terror demands absolute secrecy. You know, 'loose lips sink ships'. They hate us for our freedom. Mum's the word. Pass it on."

That's right, we don't need no steeenking plan, just like we haven't needed a steeenking plan for 8 long years. Remember that plan to balance the budget by 2008? The plan to get to Mars? The plan to investigate 9/11? The plan for Condi Rice to oversee Iraq? The plan to evacuate New Orleans? The plan to rebuild New Orleans? The plan to rebuild the WTC? The plan to get Osama? Just sign the goddamn paper and stop all your bitching. 'Nuff said? Assholes.