Third world dictators are going to take away my guns!!!1!1!!
The NRA called me with a push poll today. They are claiming that UN delegates are sitting behind closed doors to create a gun free treaty, and then the UN will somehow force this on the U.S. while it has a gun hating congress. They implicate Hillary Clinton as an accomplice. They then ask should 3rd world dictators be taking away our guns? I was tempted to ask the caller when he stopped beating his wife. Instead I just told him to stop the fear mongering and that he was ruining our wonderful country.
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Hmmmm. Tough call. "Should 3rd world dictators be taking away our guns?" Ummmm.....
Yes.
They should.
(And well done to Hillary.)
October 18, 2009 6:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!! Attagirl, Hillary!
October 19, 2009 11:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
They aren't goin to take my stun gun are they. I mean it's not really a gun, but it keeps me from getting raped and stuff.
October 18, 2009 7:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
They are probably referring to CIFTA (which stands for Convención Interamericana contra la Fabricación y el Tráfico Ilícitos de Armas de Fuego, Municiones, Explosivos y otros materiales relacionados, i.e. "Inter-American Convention Against the Illicit Manufacturing of and Trafficking in Firearms, Ammunition, Explosives, and Other Related Materials").
October 18, 2009 9:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Explosives? OMG, they're not going to take away my bombs are they? I always carry a few grenades, just for personal protection from gangs. I hear they are very dangerous.
October 18, 2009 9:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
They can have my flamethrower, when they pry my hot, charred, fingers from it.
October 18, 2009 9:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, God, you have me *coughing* with laughter now!
October 19, 2009 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
Always flaunting that horse-sized 'flamethrower' of yours, eh...?!
oh... am I mixing up my threads again...?
October 19, 2009 12:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
My guns?? fine.
Just as long as they keep their greasy commie mitts off my virus collection...
October 18, 2009 10:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, and my bioluminescent flesh eating bacteria stockpile. Rec'd.
October 19, 2009 1:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
...or for that matter, the sharks with the frickin' laser beams.
October 19, 2009 3:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ironically, third world dictators by their guns from us. Maybe we should have a Toys For Guns exchange with them?
October 19, 2009 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink