Attention Dick Cheney: According to your own administration's interpretation of that pesky document known as the Constitution:

"The executive functions of the Vice President include participation in Cabinet meetings and, by statute, membership on the National Security Council and the Board of Regents of the Smithsonian Institution."

So watch out, Smithsonian Institution employees! Until January 20 at noon, you may be waterboarded at the whim of the soon-to-be-former vice president.