Anyone else giggle ...
... every time you see "Boehner" and "stimulus package" in the same sentence?
I can't help myself sometimes. No one else can help me either.
I can't help myself sometimes. No one else can help me either.
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As one who's beyond help, myself, I empathize with you.
January 29, 2009 7:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
I like Boehner for his perpetual fake tan. And look at his eyes closely, I swear he uses mascara.
I don't know what look he's going for but it doesn't work for me.
January 29, 2009 9:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
The look doesn't work for him either. He probably reeks of cologne.
January 30, 2009 12:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
One of the first things Pelosi did when she became speaker was shut down the smoking lounge in a anteroom right off the House floor. That must have driven Boehner crazy. I look forward to seeing him throw more nic fits over the next couple of years before Repubs misguidedly decide his leadership, such as it is, is the reason they got their asses kicked again in 2010.
Republicans need fashion help, suits and ties are too bland for them, they need a little something extra to set them apart from the other side. I suggest we all send them silk paisley ascots. Why not class up their class warfare on the rest of us?
January 30, 2009 9:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm visualizing Mr. Haney outfits. Remember him from the show Green Acres?
January 30, 2009 6:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Haney's personality is right but the image is wrong, makes 'em look too populist.
January 31, 2009 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
I've noticed the perma-Tan too! Very creepy!
But lately I've noticed that, besides the undeniability of the laughability factor of his name, he reminds me of the evil fox that helps lead boys astray and go to that place where they all turn into donkeys in Disney's Pinochio.
January 30, 2009 11:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
I am telling you he is one of those pretty boys who has grown old and taken to the drink. He is no ringing orator. And thank god, the evil ones have no ringing orator.
January 29, 2009 11:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have been thinking all week that the republicans are holding things up just so they can keep saying the word stimulus.
January 30, 2009 12:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
All buy that. Remember its the reps that are so much into Viagra.
January 30, 2009 12:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
Debbie, until you put it into words, the thought never crossed my mind. I thank you, 'cause now I have a reason to smile when I see him on the telly. Cheers!
January 30, 2009 2:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
Haiku magic Debbie. Distilled to the hilarious essence. Thank You.
January 30, 2009 8:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
Now I'm going to crack up and just laugh out loud everytime I see the very stimulating Boehner. I'm laughing right now. Your great.
January 30, 2009 9:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
You have a dirty mind! You had to bring your crack into this!
January 30, 2009 3:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
When Boehner was denouncing the hundreds of millions of dollars for condoms in the stimulus bill, I was snickering like the Roman guards when the governor mentioned his friend Biggus Dickus.
January 30, 2009 10:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
What more could the republican caucus ask for?
Boehner in the house and McConnell in the senate is all they deserve. A pair of dimwitted twins with a proclivity for lying. Perfect.
January 30, 2009 2:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
The NRSC/NRCC joint campaign slogan for 2010:
"A Boehner For Every Mitch"
January 30, 2009 5:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
I pronounce Senator Boner's name the way it should be pronounced, but I never got the "stimulus" connection -- good one! I think his tan is supposed to hide his alcoholic flush.
January 30, 2009 3:21 PM | Reply | Permalink