What I like about a long war in Afghanistan, or why America desperately needs a quaqmire

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We simply do not have the Afghan partners, the NATO allies, the domestic support, the financial resources or the national interests to justify an enlarged and prolonged nation-building effort in Afghanistan.(...) The locals sense they have us over a barrel, so they exploit our naïve goodwill and presence to loot their countries and to defeat their internal foes. Thomas L. Friedman - NY TimesMy dad once told me about an interesting fellow he worked with in a large rug company. When the CEO was choosing new rug lines this guy's input was vital because... he was always wrong: not sometimes, always.
If this man saw some new prototype just in from the design department and showed any enthusiasm for it, experience had taught the top management that nobody anywhere would ever buy it and conversely if he thought the proposed product was a dog, they would go into night shifts to flood the market with the rug.
My father considered his colleague to be a veritable phenomenon of nature and one of the most valuable men in his organization.
My father assured me that to be always wrong is as rare and wonderful as to be always right. His wise words have stayed with me.
Among political analysts, Thomas L. Friedman is that man.
Just to refresh my reader's memory, lets have a little peek at his record on Iraq:
During the lead up to the war he said,
"The way you get that compliance out of a thug like Saddam is not by tripling the inspectors, but by tripling the threat that if he does not comply he will be faced with a U.N.-approved war."After no WMD were found he said,
"The stated reason for the war was that Saddam Hussein had developed weapons of mass destruction that posed a long-term threat to America. I never bought this argument... The WMD argument was hyped by George Bush and Tony Blair to try to turn a war of choice into a war of necessity."AND
"The right reason for this war, as I argued before it started, was to oust Saddam's regime and partner with the Iraqi people to try to implement the Arab Human Development report's prescriptions in the heart of the Arab world. That report said the Arab world is falling off the globe because of a lack of freedom, women's empowerment, and modern education. The right reason for this war was to partner with Arab moderates in a long-term strategy of dehumiliation and redignification."Finally in August of 2006 he wrote,
"Whether for Bush reasons or Arab reasons, democracy is not emerging in Iraq, and we can't throw more good lives after good lives"His scrambling to maintain some reputation as an analyst and pundit led him to a series of statements that have come to be known as the "Friedman Unit", a period of six months, where if his suggestions were followed, everything would turn out fine. Here is a sample of Friedman units ripped from Wikipedia:
"The next six months in Iraq... are the most important six months in U.S. foreign policy in a long, long time" November 30, 2003.Today his message is:
"What we're gonna find out... in the next six to nine months is whether we have liberated a country or uncorked a civil war." October 3, 2004.
"I think we're in the end game now.... I think we're in a six-month window here where it's going to become very clear" September 25, 2005.
"I think the next six months really are going to determine whether this country is going to collapse" December 18, 2005.
"I think that we're going to know after six to nine months whether this project has any chance of succeeding" January 23, 2006
"I think we are in the end game. The next six to nine months are going to tell whether we can produce a decent outcome in Iraq." March 2, 2006
"we're going to find out... in the next year to six months - probably sooner - whether a decent outcome is possible" May 11, 2006.
Let's finish Iraq, because a decent outcome there really could positively impact the whole Arab-Muslim world, and limit our exposure elsewhere. Iraq matters.His reason seems to be because:
My last guiding principle: We are the world. A strong, healthy and self-confident America is what holds the world together and on a decent path. A weak America would be a disaster for us and the world.So now from
"democracy is not emerging in Iraq, and we can't throw more good lives after good lives"·We arrive at "we can't throw more good lives after good lives in Afghanistan" because...
"Iraq matters".In my opinion this is all shorthand for, "if the US armed forces are tied down in Afghanistan, we wont be able to use them anywhere else".
Where might that "anywhere" be?
My bet would be against Iran.
A lot of perspicacious analysts have always thought that in invading Iraq the real object was Iran. That is why Afghanistan was considered such a boring distraction. You probably remember how all the neocons in those euphoric days were talking up, "real men go to Tehran".
All the neocons have ever really cared about is Iran because it is Israel's bête noire and Thomas L. Friedman is the smiling face of neoconnerie.
With the United States armed forces enmeshed and maxed out in Afghanistan, a full scale war with Iran? ... fuggedaboutit.
The Russians know it, the Chinese know it, the Iranians know it, and most of all the Israelis know it.
So the bright side of the war in Afghanistan is that a war with Iran would be a total disaster with hundreds of thousands of dead and might cause a worldwide depression as oil prices skyrocket and would only serve Israel's and a few corrupt sheik's interests, certainly not America's. And as Friedman says,
"We simply don't have the surplus we had when we started the war on terrorism"So, if a low intensity endless quagmire-nightmare is the only thing standing between the USA and the abyss of war with Iran, the only excuse we can hand AIPAC for not going to war with Iran, then the president is right, Afghanistan is the "good" war.
Thomas Friedman, like my dad's colleague, is the most reliable bellwether that America is on the right track in Afghanistan.
So Mr. President, send the troops, the more the merrier: Afghanistan is the best excuse we'll ever have for blowing off the Israelis and hey, we are still fighting terrorism, aren't we?
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Thomas Friedman is usually wrong. I'm not impressed with other pundits either, especially you.
October 28, 2009 1:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Your concern is duly noted.
October 28, 2009 3:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thomas Friedman is always wrong, while your humble servant is only wrong some or most of the time, thus, alas, I am not the bellwether he is.
October 28, 2009 1:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
I look forward to reading everyone of your posts. You so effectively eviscerate the bad guys...and never lose your cool.
October 29, 2009 5:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
To think that some here once referred to you as "Mr. Gloom" David. Now you've given us a reason to celebrate not only Friedman but a boondoggle in Afghanistan. In the words of Beckett cum Pozzo "Happy days!".
October 28, 2009 3:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Must be the Bach drops.
October 28, 2009 4:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Your "look" keeps getting curiouser and curiouser! Is it a rooster's comb, or a spike? Either way it is fetching! And the tie - I love that it is standing at attention!
October 28, 2009 5:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why thank you CVille. It's kind of a butch/punk thang, (I think). Just trying to stretch my porcine wings a bit.
October 28, 2009 6:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Just don't fly away!
October 28, 2009 8:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
CVille,
he needs lipstick.
October 29, 2009 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
I rec'd this for no other reason that listening to a pundit any pundit and using those words to give you guidance on what is the right or wrong course of action is a fools game.
October 28, 2009 3:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Friedman is very influential, swings an enormous putz in pundit land. He plays golf with the president f'krisake.
Hopefully Obama will listen to him and do the opposite. What this Afghanistan thing is doing is to split the neocons from the tradcons. If this is being done on purpose it's brilliant.
October 28, 2009 3:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Tom Friedman and the ALWAYS WRONG RUGMAN!!!!!!!!
I swear I haven't tittered so much in days, Dave!
How in the hell can I come away from this piece feel lighter; that just ain't fair!
Friedman is such a fat-head; I just cringe when I see him on Sunday mornign talking head panels. Arrrrgggh.
I also enjoy that Tom tries to alter his prognostications after the fact.
You may appreciate this. According to a Vancoouver newspaper that was covering Dubya' recent speech there, he was asked about regrets. He apparently said he mused about Katrina, and whether he might have sent troops there sooner, even though it was against the law. (huh?)
He also said he regretted the banner on the battleship (after shock and awe in Iraq) that said "Mission Impossible." (sic)
October 28, 2009 5:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
there is no question that bush intended to go from iraq to iran.
but the best laid plans....
however i must assume this comment is pure sarcasm, or something.
because i dont thin k you intend the killing of more innocent civilians and the death of more soldiers for starters to be something we need to do.
friedman may be always wrong in your opinion but his case against the war in Afghanistan is spot on.
it is obamas war and just as sure a crime against humanity as bushes war against iraq.
we learned today although many knew and have written about the fact that one of the reasons we are there is to insure the growth of opium.
the other reason is to establish bases for some crazy idea that attacking china and russia is something to look forward to.
i have no respect for lying war mongers or for ignorant people that argue for more war.
you dont appear to be a war monger.
October 28, 2009 7:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
I cannot stand that guy. Minnesota's own. Same neighborhood that produced him produced Al Franken.
NO WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST.
THE END
October 28, 2009 7:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Point taken. And here I am being persuaded the much smarter Steve Clemons to agree we have to back out of Afghanistan and of course Iraq. This week's The Nation needs more reading by moi, but my feelings have been edging that direction. Like Vietnam, it will be hard to uncouple.
Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while, especially if that acorn is rammed up its nose. Friedman has also come around on other obvious questions, like energy/climate stuff.
October 28, 2009 8:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Steve Walt, not Clemons.
October 28, 2009 9:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
If Friedman is for energy/climate, I would have a second look at energy/climate, because you can believe that he is using it to move some other agenda. That this fellow has the influence he has shows how degraded things have become. Seriously reading Friedman's stuff and then reading something by, say, Walter Lippmann or Joseph Alsop is enough to make the Sphinx weep.
October 29, 2009 3:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
He supports "green" energy because he thinks it will de-fund the Arabs and the Russians. Friedman lives in a 10,000 square foot house. Need I say more about his environmental credentials?
More importantly, I am trying to figure out a way to securitize Friedman so I can short sell him all the way to the bottom!
October 29, 2009 5:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
My interest in pundits, like Friedman, is like a leave being blown along by the wind - eventually it becomes compost.
October 28, 2009 11:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
This sounds like The Onion.
Only not nearly as funny.
U.S. Continues Quagmire-Building Effort In Afghanistan
October 27, 2009 | Issue 45•44
October 29, 2009 1:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
The simple bottom line is that everything wrapped in the word "neocon" is panting for a war with Iran. If this war finally happens it will be a disaster for the entire world (except for everything wrapped in the word "neocon") and as ghastly as it may sound, probably the only way of protecting ourselves from ourselves is to make it our patriotic duty to "stay the course" in Afghanistan, which although it is pure "The Marx Brothers meet Rudyard Kipling" is never going to be as harmful as a war with Iran.
It reminds me of when I was a little boy and my father was getting remarried, which he did now and then, and my scandalized Victorian and Catholic grandmother giving me loads of chocolate flavored Ex-lax the night before the wedding, so that instead of attending the pagan bacchanal (granny's term), I spend the day on the john.
Afghanistan is the Ex-Lax.
October 29, 2009 3:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
You evidently have never served in the military or served in the military in time of war. I read the title of your blog with the expressed notion of 'liking war' and went directly to jail, do not pass go and wrote this. There is nothing to like about war. Get that in your head.
October 29, 2009 3:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
The United States is in such a mess that it has to be in a war some place all of the time or the whole thing collapses... this has been going on since I was a child. My thesis is simply that if the USA is not bogged down in Afghanistan it will be drawn into a war with Iran. Afghanistan is the vaccine.... poor Afghanistan.
October 29, 2009 3:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry Dave. IMHO your premise is fucked up.
October 29, 2009 3:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
Of cours my premise is fucked up!
Everything is fucked up... has been for years.
Staying in Afghanistan is one of those things like cutting off your arm with a penknife to escape a bear trap.
Read Robert Kagan in today's Washington Post to get an idea of the alternatives
October 29, 2009 4:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
Lives and cost are serious issues. But where it all really goes to hell is I have zero confidence that regional conflicts can be solved or that you can create a central government capable of governing the entire country. Those are the primary things which have to be achieved to make the effort worthwhile.
For my entire life we have poured resources into this region with no measurable acceptable result having been achieved. Our generals and politicians are fools for thinking they can do anything to change this. Our national security resources need to be directed to things which assure a reasonable expectation of success. Most of that is about addressing needs right here at home where we have control. We have the means to change what we do but not what others do.
October 29, 2009 7:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
Lives and cost are serious issues.
It seems this fact is not lost in this proposition. But if one considers how many lives will be lost in Iran, it is the lesser of two evils. Pragmatism is a nasty compromise of values, but it is where one finds a free country placating two ideals. Until we can figure out how to dismantle the military industrial complex, we will always be at war.
October 29, 2009 12:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
It can't be up to us to change what is wrong in other places. Many of those things have been wrong far longer than we have even been a country.
We can't even convince some people in this country of their wayward ideas. Having an expectation we can change persons elsewhere who have far more extreme views than anyone in this country is nonsense. It just isn't going to happen.
October 29, 2009 2:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am waiting with baited breath to read Charles Krauthammer tomorrow.
October 29, 2009 4:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
I quite enjoyed this. :) Doesn't look like many got the point.
October 29, 2009 7:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
I have to go with c_elite on this one. Absent massive divestment of the American Empire, our system is set to Fight or Die mode.
October 29, 2009 7:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
Friedman been wrong so long, look like Right to me.
David Brooks was an early, often Iraq War fan and pushed the WMD mirage as recently as 2006.
Neocon princeling William Kristol had a short-lived NYT column long after Iraq was a proven disaster, and now bloviates on Fox.
Jeffrey Goldberg, David Frum, even Joe Klein, Christopher Hitchens, the monstrous Max Boot... they all rallied 'round the flag. All of them are "serious" pundits earning mucho dough.
Want a successful, big-ticket journalism career in America? Be disastrously wrong about everything, cheerlead your country into nightmarishly pointless wars - and never say you're sorry.
Uh... why?
October 29, 2009 10:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Curt,
It will be interesting to see how your list lines up on Afghanistan.
October 29, 2009 11:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
I've actually met Joel Klein and spoken with him privately about Iran. He is nothing like the as*holes listed above.
He stunned a room full of hard-core Zionists by telling the only Iranian-American in the room how much he liked the Iranians, admired their culture, etc.
Can you imagine Hitchens or Boot saying that?
October 29, 2009 5:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
And now the news via the NY Times that the CIA has been subsidizing Karzai's brother, the alleged drug lord for eight years. What's that going to do with the algorithms for stabilizing the region??
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/28/world/asia/28intel.html?_r=1
If the Cold War has truly been replaced by the amorphous 'War on Terror', it can't really ever end by definition.
October 29, 2009 10:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
What troubles me about this post and discussion is that it seems replete with dogmatizing, some of it supercilious in tone, but with very little factual documentation to support the assertions.
Elsewhere, and repeatedly, I've tried to offer my reasons for concluding that premature disengagement from Afghanistan before we can be adequately replaced by indigenous forces would be profoundly dangerous. Some of this evidence was provided, in fact, in commentary on previous David Seaton blogs as well as other blogs, so I won't repeat it here. My view, however, is that President Obama is approaching this from an unsparingly objective perspective rather than one distorted by an ideological filter. I can't predict what options he will choose, but based on the evidence I've seen, I think it likely to include a troop increase, although less than what General McChrystal has requested - at least for the present. In particular, I expect that he will want to see some reforms in the government of Hamid Karzai (or his replacements) before making too many commitments,and so his stance will be, "you reform, and we'll send more troops". This requirement will also help with the civilian side of an operation that all agree cannot be exclusively military to succeed.
There are no cost-free solutions for Afghanistan, but the extremes - withdrawing prematurely or staying for decades - are likely to be far more costly in lives and money than something more balanced.
For a recent article of relevance, the piece by Ahmed Rashid is worth visiting -
http://www.nationalinterest.org/Article.aspx?id=22320
October 29, 2009 11:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
The main think is to keep US forces so busy chasing taliban that a war with Iran is unthinkable, un-doable.
October 29, 2009 11:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
I believe you live in a delusional universe, David, but I'm willing to change my mind if you provide evidence that a war with Iran is seriously being considered by President Obama or his close advisors. In the meantime, I hope interested readers will visit the link I cited above for an informative article on our very real stake in Afghanistan.
October 29, 2009 2:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Tom Frielieberman.
October 29, 2009 11:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Just before this post rolls off into TPM purgatory, thanks for the recs and the comments.
October 29, 2009 11:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
David,
Do you not realize how your advocacy of continued US involvement in Afghanistan ironically resembles the Bush administrations's main justification for invading Iraq? In both cases a highly speculative future possible evil is advanced as a justification for war now: in Iraq, it was the possibility that some day Saddam could have and use weapons of mass destruction; in Afghanistan, the possibility that US troops would be diverted to an invasion of Iran. But how likely is the latter? Extremely unlikely: this was a neo-conservative fantasy that had some traction in the Bush administration but has none whatsoever after the failure in Iraq. Iran is several times larger than Iraq and infinitely more sophisticated than Afghanistan. Do you really think that Obama is that crazy? You offer no evidence whatsoever for that proposition (and of course there is none), only your generalized conviction that the US must be involved in a war somewhere. Not very compelling.
Americans and Afghans are dying now, every day in Afghanistan. To say that this is a good thing because it averts an alternative evil that is in fact only remotely possible is unconscionable and just plain silly.
October 29, 2009 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
The war in Afghanistan is horrible, but a war with Iran would be infinitely worse and I'm sure that Obama doesn't want to go to war with Iran, but the people who want the war with Iran swing a lot of weight... the pressure is tremendous. Israel wants the USA to destroy Iraq... imagine the pressure we are talking about. The horrible war in Afghanistan makes the war with Iran literally impossible.
This is what the USA has come to: to have to make this kind of decision.
October 29, 2009 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
It would be insane to start a war with Iran. And the people who want it are just that.
October 29, 2009 2:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
According to the reporting by Seymour Hersh and others, an aerial bombing attack on Iran was contemplated in the last years of the Bush administration. As far as we know, no one--not the craziest of the crazies among the neo-conservatives, nor the Israelis, --was advocating a land invasion, which would make the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan look like picnics.
The presence of US troops in Afghanistan is no impediment to an aerial bombing campaign against Iran. I'm no military strategist, but for all I know it might even facilitate such a campaign, by providing staging areas.
October 29, 2009 2:51 PM | Reply | Permalink