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Did Jacko get whacked?

I was chatting with a Spanish banker friend, a man with lots of dealings in Latin America and the conversation turned to Michael Jackson. He said something interesting.
"I'm not saying he was murdered, but his dying is going to make things a lot simpler for a lot of people" he said.
"How so?" I asked.
"Well, apparently he was deeply in debt, but if you look his finances over you can see that his realizable assets far outweigh those debts." he said.
"So where is the problem?" I asked.
"Well" my friend took a deep breath, "it seems that not only was he justifiably paranoiac, because with reason, he hasn't been able to trust a single person in his entire life... especially his family; to top it off, they say he is very canny in his business dealings, very good at reading contracts and so on, so even if wasn't bat shit crazy, which he was, he would have been difficult to deal with... being crazy to boot, makes trying to collect from him like having root canal work done without anesthetic."
"So?"
"With him dead, it's going to be easy to finally collect. Even if there is a huge battle over the inheritance, whoever finally gets the loot is going to want to settle the debts right away and then take the money and run".
"So somebody had him killed?" I asked.
"I'm not saying that, but there are a lot of people who are going to save a lot of time, money and aggravation, with him dead. The world is filled with people who will have you killed professionally for only small quantities just to send a message... imagine what happens or can happen when millions of dollars are at stake in the hands of a nut."
That's what the man said... it makes sense to me.
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David-
Are you seriously delving into the world of conspiracy theories about "Pop Stars?"
June 30, 2009 7:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
With the real problems facing society, I find this post offensive. The poster, like the subject, seeks notoriety.
June 30, 2009 7:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think the Jackson phenomenon is a real problem facing American society. How decadent can a country get?
June 30, 2009 1:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Our only problem is that people transfer this over to the political world. Journalists like Josh Marshall does not help when he focuses on Republican private lives as if they were celebrities, things like juicy sex scandal details or the details on McCain's houses.
You can't fool me, David, otherwise it is not a particularly American problem, I know how much certain very large classes in Europe...Asia...the Middle East...Latin America...love their celebrities to death and go crazy over them and would prefer to hear/read news about them than anything else.
June 30, 2009 3:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
Of course he got whacked. Didn't you hear the story about St. Peter at the gates of heaven with Farrah Fawcett?
June 30, 2009 9:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
You are purposefully inventing and spreading rumours, conspiracy theories and defame someone.
I don't know if some kind of voyerism or laziness motivates you or if it's just the way you are on your day off from the job of being progessive, but it's very unpleasant.
June 30, 2009 8:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, y'all got a problem with conspiracy theories?
Let a pro take a whack at this one.
Exactly what expertise does our banker friend with experience in Latin America bring to the table. I have a friend who is a project leader for NASA, but that doesn't mean he is qualified to comment on Michael Jackson.
How does our banker friend know anything about Michael Jackson's uncanny business sense? Why do we give this assertion any credibility at all. According to news reports, the man was renting a house for $100,000 a month. That doesn't sound like uncanny business sense to me. That sounds like somebody who doesn't know the value of a dollar.
June 30, 2009 9:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Obviously Jacko found out the truth behind Neda, or Air France 447, or maybe both. Am I supposed to believe that Air France 447 crashed eleven days before the Iranian Presidential election, and there's no connection?
June 30, 2009 9:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
Jackson was orchestrating the whole fake Iranian Twitter campaign (Iranians who know English -- gimme a break!), which is why Khamenei ordered him assassinated. Mark Sanford organised the whole thing and his visit to Argentina and the resulting coup in Honduras were just to provide cover.
June 30, 2009 10:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not so sure about that, David. It could well be that as long as he was living the balls stayed up in the air. From what I've read, the main asset, the Beatles catalog, which had undergone several mergers etc, is mortgaged up to the hilt and he was borrowing money just for living expenses.
June 30, 2009 9:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
Of course anyone who knows the whole truth about Elvis' death had to go. Watch what Lisa Marie does, not what she says, and if you want to stay informed on all the breaking, make sure you read the right sources. "The Incredible Hulk" was his trainer for the upcoming tour, that surely rings warning bells with anyone who keeps up.
June 30, 2009 11:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
Actually, I've never been interested in Jackson at all. However, a couple of days ago visiting Vanity Fair, I stumbled on a series of articles about him and I was amazed at how sordid it all was... and the amounts of money in play. It was commenting on all of that with my banker friend that his theory came out. The USA is getting amazingly grotesque. The scene around Jackson reminds me of Terry Southern's old book, "The Magic Christian", where an eccentric millionaire fills a swimming pool with pig shit and then covers it all with a carpet of five pound notes and people are diving in trying to collect all the money. That is about the best description of the atmosphere around Jacko.
June 30, 2009 11:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
You've described your post perfectly: a swimming pool filled with pig shit. You set it up as if there would be a reward for us diving into it and there wasn't.
June 30, 2009 10:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Here is this from Jimmy Kunstler:
June 30, 2009 12:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think a maudlin or gushy response is a quite appropriate one when any 50-year-old person dies. If you know the person, it is even more appropriate. If the person is a celebrity with wealth and/or power and/or talent, it is also helpful for societal self-reflection to be reminded that money and fame and talent isn't everything.
Did you see the movie "Children of Men"? Which was the healthiest response when the youngest person on the planet died? The mostly communal grief or the cynical comment along the lines of "I don't give a fuck, he was a bastard"?
It is Kunstler who is espousing the narcissist, nihilist, cynical view of the weary post WWII existentialist.
An acceptance of death with a shrug is common in cultures who have come to accept death. It is also a past favorite of organized religion to play the vanitas imagery (i.e., beware, all things of this life are fleeting) in order to keep the poor in line and not desirous of things of this world (Spanish art is one that full of it.) The jihadi slogan along the lines of "we love death more than you love life” should be answered: you betcha, you fools.
June 30, 2009 1:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Look, I have never been a big fan of Michael Jackson, either, I come out of boomer hippiedom, older than Jackson, and we have this amibivalent, sometimes negative relationship to watered down "pop rock" music that the Jackson Five represented and he also represented for most of his career, except at his height in the 80's when he was innovating some. But all I have to do is think of how I would feel if Bob Dylan passed, and how I might want to reflect on his passing, and I have respect for all those around the world (and perhaps even less so in the U.S. than elsewhere, where cynicism about Jackson was more common) who are reacting more strongly.
June 30, 2009 2:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Art,
Come on, the guy was a scumbag and his fans are idiots. This is not as bad as defending Paul Wolfowitz, because Wolfowitz got people killed, but the mass Jacko phenom is disgusting.
June 30, 2009 3:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think your elitism is showing. In many of your posts, you seem to have no tolerance for popular tastes, and I do mean tolerance, not like. You want your peasants to be the noble mythic kind. You know, it's funny, in that you have a lot in common with Paul Wolfowitz, hah.
June 30, 2009 3:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Peasants are not noble or mythic, but they are usually sensible and Jacksonism is not "popular" taste, it is simply mass, media manipulation, where very intelligent people exploit and foster idiocy of the stupid.
June 30, 2009 3:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
You are really venturing into something I have thought very long and hard about and I am not going to change on that: high culture is, by its nature, very anti-democratic and that is not going to change, it is just the way things are. You yourself cannot have your cake and eat it too, you have to come down from the snobosphere if you are going to be a man of the people.
June 30, 2009 3:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was doing a little more reading on the reaction to Jackson's death for my own purposes and in doing so, I really felt the need to post a bit of what I found, in case you ever come back to reread this thread, just to give you a second chance to understand how elitist your interpretation of this all really is. And how mistaken your view that it an American thing really is. You know, it makes me very much distrust your motives as to more serious topics.
The more I think on it, the more I think you really do have a lot in common with Paul Wolfowitz and other neo-cons than you think. You think that you know what the common folk need and want, that you know what's best for them, and you look down upon the things that inspire them at the same time as if they are children, and you think it's all in America's power to change that.
July 1, 2009 11:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
A couple more examples for the clueless; you can find plenty more similar in newspapers spread across the continent:
July 1, 2009 11:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dave, Jacko was a freak; you act like an ass. Of the two choices, I'd go with the freak.
June 30, 2009 3:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Jacko was a lot more than a freak, he was a very sinister pedophile.
June 30, 2009 3:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
And Picasso was a serial abuser of women, more than a mere sexist pig, a terrible abuser, and is also arguably the greatest painter who ever lived who also had incredible awe for the sex that is female. One really does has nothing to do with the other. (Not that I believe Jackson's pegging as a simple pedophile is accurate, from what I have read, seems to me he had a much more complicated dysfunction than that. He may have hurt some kids' psyches, but the one that made it to court was a pretty clear example of golddigging and didn't have much of a case.)
June 30, 2009 4:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
You know, David, just because you don't appreciate his work doesn't mean that he's a scumbag and his fans idiots. I am a Michael Jackson fan, because I love dance, music and video. My favorite video is "Smooth Criminal" - it is a homage to film noir and a great tribute to Fred Astaire and Cyd Charisses who both were great modern dancers. Both Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly really admired Jackson's dancing and Astaire considered him one of the best dancers ever. Ever.
The cinematography, the stage settings, the choreography, the music, the singing all made for superb videos and made the music video an art medium for expression. Jackson achieved a level of excellence that is seldom seen in any medium much less the music video. That he could be excellent in dancing, music and singing left me awe struck.
I am sad whenever any artist dies, those are the people in our society that make life bearable for the rest of us who don't have that spark of genius and creativity. That he left a legacy where complete strangers made emotional connections through his work and celebrated his art, rather than his unhappy life is something anyone should wish for and good for him and good for us that he did.
June 30, 2009 3:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
I thought Jackson's "best work" was "Blame it on the Boogie", everything he's done since then seems pretentious.
As to Fred Astaire, I doubt that you have ever seen any of his films, to compare Jacko to him is grotesque.
June 30, 2009 4:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I can see now that you have no idea at all as to what you're talking about and that you haven't seen any Michael Jackson videos. Not to compare him with Fred Astaire is grotesque not to mention a complete ignorance of dance and choreography.
I hope I never get that curmudgeonly, close minded and pius that I shut myself off from new mediums of artistic expression.
June 30, 2009 4:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well then you disagree with Fred Astaire himself.
Reviewing all his work, the main dance critic for the New York Times (yes, as in, he does all the ballet reviews) on Saturday concluded not that that was a "grotesque comparison," but that it was a bit on the hyperbolic side. He also recounts that Fred Astaire himself thought highly of Jackson's talent and potential, and ponders what Jackson's strengths as a dancer really were.
Actually, it is you who doesn't have a good grasp here, you have gotten carried away believing all the junk celebrity journalism that went with the whole package. It wasn't all true, David, some was made up by Jackson and his promoters, some was made up by detractors. If, based on a little taste, you don't want to look at an artist's entire work, you have decided it's not for you, that's fine. But then don't take manufactured opinions and believe them.
I actually hadn't kept up with everything he did, at certain times in his career I wasn't paying much attention to the music scene, and as I said, I wasn't a fan. I took the opportunity over the weekend to watch a complete replay of his videos in chronological order. I felt that the three videos he did for his "Bad" album when he was 28, "Smooth Criminal," directed by Martin Scorcese, "Bad" in which he sought out the choreographer Jeffrey Daniel to work with him, and "The Way You Make Me Feel," in which he shows off technique that also impressed the Times' Macaulay, were all extremely impressive works of dance.
All 3 show a master dancer on display. He is at the height of his powers as a dancer and he has perfected his body, including his face, through plastic surgery, to a perfect state to do what he wants to do. I also think they will stand the test of time as iconographs of a certain point in time in popular music, when the vidoe visuals became just as important, they perfectly encapsulate late 80's pop culture. Another especially interesting thing about all 3 of them both is that they are pushing the popular"macho" theme of the underclass of the time, but this is being done by an androgyne! That is a actually a pretty good feat of acting as well. He wants to be a child, but he has studied every macho move in the world to a T.
While it's true that as perfomance artists, Jagger and Bowie went over some of the same ground much earlier, I think that Jackson rates with them if not above in the "Bad" videos by being a far far better dancer, and by putting in genunine underclass notes and understanding rather than the phony ones of Jagger.
I think the "Thriller" video is highly overrated in comparison, that it is appreciated because it was groundbreaking, but I think it is on the hokey side. I think everything after "Bad" is s pretty steep slide downhill (included the body sculpting, that should have stopped at "Bad") and will not be remembered very well.
BTW, if you aren't ready to accept that the best dancers deform and abuse their own bodies in practicing their art in an almost sick way, I don't think you are someone who really understands the medium.
June 30, 2009 4:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
If I ever get like that, shoot me, will you?
June 30, 2009 5:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not really a Jackson fan, my main musical focus is jazz. But he produced some great music in his genre. There are several very powerful videos. I don't think it idiotic to be a fan. I find the mass Jackson phenom as disturbing as Beatlemania. While I don't understand that extreme reaction by a significant minority of a superstar's fan base I would call people idiots because of it.
June 30, 2009 4:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm a Michael Jackson fan in the same way I'm a Bob Fosse fan or a Gene Kelly fan or Cyd Charisse or Fred Astaire fan - I enjoy dance, any form of dance and he was one of the best. We're talking about human beings and to think that if you're fan, you don't understand their faults and character flaws is silly, of course you do, but that doesn't undermine the work.
Did he do sloppy work or bad work? Yes, all artists do, it's a body of work that hopefully changes and evolves over time.
June 30, 2009 5:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
I guess I'm fan enough that I think he's done some great work. Just not fan enough to buy any of his merchandise including his cds. I do like to watch his videos now and then on youtube. Just as some of Armstrong's work is still listened to today and will be 100 years from now so will some of Jackson's.
(((also want to correct my typo above, obviously I meant, "While I don't understand that extreme reaction by a significant minority of any superstar's fan base I *wouldn't* call people idiots because of it.)))
June 30, 2009 5:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Come on, the guy was a scumbag and his fans are idiots. This is not as bad as defending Paul Wolfowitz, because Wolfowitz got people killed, but the mass Jacko phenom is disgusting."
Same as it ever was. A generation went wild over Lord Byron and he was (really) a pedophile, an enema addicted bulemic, his sister's lover, a weirdo who drank out a skull and slept in a coffin, not to mention a father who stuck his daughter away in a convent, where she eventually died (at five years of age). Oh, and he used to like to play dressup too.
But his poetry is anthologized in every venerable collection, and graduate students do disserations on his work and politics -- and his persona. He's serious stuff, no matter that his life was as big a circus and as scandal-ridden as Jackson's. You don't get booted out of England for nothing.
Now I imagine you might say Byron's just scum too. But, oddly, like Jackson, he fought for a number of causes I think you'd agree were worth fighting for, and he was inordinately generous, again like Jackson.
So it goes with the creative. They aren't like the people next door. It probably requires a kind of madness to write endless cantos, or throw paint at canvasses, or hear symphonies in your head. Or to dance the way Michael Jackson danced -- as if music simply moved through him without resistance. Or to sing that way.
And the comparison to Mozart isn't inept. I think, if he'd been born with the same genes, but born where Michael Jackson was born, and forged by the same kind of music as child, he wouldn't have grown up to be Mozart. Or Phillip Glass or Lou Harrison. He would've grown up to be Michael Jackson.
June 30, 2009 5:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Very lovely exposition of one of the paradoxes of art.
July 1, 2009 10:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, apparently Kunstler was quite put off by Jackson's effeminate androgyny. More Nazi-whipping real men please!
June 30, 2009 6:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Beatlemania occurred in a much simpler time, when the industry was not so sophisticated, thus it was more spontaneous. It also occurred in the context of the 1968 movement, a time of liberation and involvement... better painting, better books, better films, better music, better (at least safer) sex... They were lucky.
June 30, 2009 4:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yawn, burp - yes, everything was SO much better then - yawn - most certainly : : :
Time for your nap, Mr. Seaton.
June 30, 2009 4:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Say, whatever happened to sarsparilla, Grandpa?
June 30, 2009 4:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
So you see Mick Jagger as innocent? And no connection, or line of development, between him and Michael Jackson?
Maybe you should revisit Altamont and Gimme Shelter.
June 30, 2009 5:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Personally I think at least 90% of pop culture is boring, repititious, trite, banal cliches. Its always been that way and no doubt always will. But 10% is great art or at least above average. When we're young we spend so much time in the popular culture. The radio was always on playing the songs that everyone was listening to. We all had mostly the same "heroes." We spent the time to sift out the 90% and just paid attention to and remember the 10% that was truly inspired or at least a cut above the norm.
As people get older most simply stop spending so much time paying attention to the new popular culture. When they listen to the radio its a classic rock station.
My guess David is you've simply stopped spending the time to sift out the 90% of pop culture that is trite and foolish to find the 10% that rises above. You're comparing your generations best 10% to whatever bit of current pop that randomly impinges onto your attention. And you think all that new shit sucks. Think about it, have you become your father?
June 30, 2009 6:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Its always been that way and no doubt always will
Yes, even the Charles Dickens type lowbrow to highbrown appreciation crossovers are few and far between. Check out Oscar Wilde's tour of the U.S. if you want a real brain teaser on this front.
June 30, 2009 6:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
My father liked rock and roll, said it sounded like "Chinese music".
July 1, 2009 2:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Pop culture is the opiate of the masses.
June 30, 2009 4:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Any chance you know what opiate the masses are going to spending their hard earned money on next week, next month or next year? If so, can you let me know? :-)
June 30, 2009 5:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Multiplayer networked simulation-world computer games with a large gambling component would be my guess.
June 30, 2009 6:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, I hope you're not insinuating that it's a bad thing...
June 30, 2009 5:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wasn't insinuating.
It distracts the masses from the reality of their lot in life, wastes their time in passive reception of entertainment, and channels them into low leves of relatively harmless activity.
In February, Nielson reported that the average American household watched 8 hours 18 minutes of television per day.
Wat a waste!
June 30, 2009 6:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
If it distracts people for 5 minutes I'm for it. Why shouldn't people be entertained, why shouldn't they find some enjoyment in living? People are well aware of what their lot is in life.
It reminds me of what one reviewer said about Equus, "perversion, drug addiction, abuse, I can get all that at home, I go to the theater to be entertained."
June 30, 2009 7:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have to admit that the more I've learned about Jackson the past few days, the more I find myself liking him, despite all of his struggles with the real world and his late falls off the moral deep end. He seems like a guy with an intense inner drive for excellence, who often worked incredibly hard to entertain people and continue to improve himself. He didn't slack and take things for granted, but practiced hard and at several points in his career made notable improvements in his vocal range and technique, his dancing skills, his stylistic range and his creative use of multimedia performance technologies in video and concert. The guy seemingly always wanted to put on a great show for his fans, and always wanted that show to be better than the last, and something no one had seen before. Even his constant experiments in dress and his physical appearance, which eventually overwhelmed his judgment, seem indices of some intense drive to keep getting better. My guess is that what killed him ultimately were the incredible demands he put on his body, which ultimately led to an over-reliance on painkillers to deal with the physical and emotional toll.
He also made very deliberate and successful efforts to cross over musically, not once but several times, and seems to have been quite sincere in his desire to use popular music to break down cultural and racial barriers and the stylistic balkanization of the popular music world.
I also don't find him to be quite as weird as I once did. For example, I would have said just a few weeks ago that it was awful that he made his kids wear veils in public, and thought the whole thing was some kind of self-indulgent exploitation of them for a kind of media performance. But now I think he was trying to protect them from various hazards of the celebrity glare. Some of the other eccentricities in his personality seem forced on him by the demands of an astronomical level of celebrity that even most celebrities can't comprehend. The people who knew him best seemed to like him very much, and respect him and cherish him as a friend or brother.
June 30, 2009 5:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Very well put.
June 30, 2009 6:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
-What I want to know is why Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson sounded so much alike and talked the same way.
June 30, 2009 5:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!
June 30, 2009 7:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
??? They sound nothing like each other, either in tone or diction.
June 30, 2009 8:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
And I never saw them together. Hmmm... Not really, but if you cross them with Prince and Urkel you get a pretty damn good Truman Capote!
Mr. Seaton, the story looks solid. I'd advise a little change to the title; something like- "Did the Mafia Wacko Jacko?" It has a cross between old school National Enquirer and "gotcha" TMZ (I would not be surprised to see TMZ win a Pulitzer Prize for scooping this story). Only in America.
June 30, 2009 9:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
The list of people whose collection problems will now be simplified is endless, but I don't think they include the wise guys.
July 1, 2009 5:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Okay, the kernel of David's story is interesting (to some degree): Will collection now be easier? Could someone have wacked him to simplify the collection process? Maybe.
I tend to agree with Dan K that he just expired from the stress he and fame placed on his body.
As to David's artistic assessments...well...they do sort of sound like a geezer scratching his head at Beatlemania. I'm in BevD's and AA's camp on the artistic merits. He was mesmerizing as dancer. Was he in Astaire's league? Well, they were totally different. Are apples in the same league as oranges?
This post was itself a fun diversion from the more pressing issues of the day.
July 3, 2009 9:13 AM | Reply | Permalink