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dancing bearA long time reader of my blog, RC of Puerto Rico, kindly sent me a link to a blog I had never heard of: "ClubOrlov", which is the work of a Leningrad born, Russian-American Engineer named Dimitri Orlov.

Thank you RC, because Orlov is very, very good.


Some of what he writes is so good that I found myself muttering, "Gee I wish I'd said that", while the ghost of Oscar Wilde whispered softly in my ear, "You probably will, David".

Without further adoo I'll clip some juicy bits from a post called "That Bastion of American Socialism" which prints out at seven A4 pages of Times Roman 12point in MS Word. However quite a few authors (Zakaria, Friedman, for example) say much less in books that run to hundreds of pages.

Over the past few months the American mainstream chatter has experienced a sudden spike in the gratuitous use of the term "Socialist." It was prompted by the attempts of the federal government to resuscitate insolvent financial institutions.(...) there is nothing remotely socialist to Henry Paulson's "no banker left behind" bail-out strategy, or to Ben Bernanke's "buy one - get one free" deal on the US Dollar (offered only to well-connected friends) or to any of the other measures, either attempted or considered, to slow the collapse of the US economy. A nationalization of the private sector can indeed be called socialist, but only when it is carried out by a socialist government. In absence of this key ingredient, a perfect melding of government and private business is, in fact, the gold standard of fascism. But nobody is crying "Fascism!" over what has been happening in the US. (...) As a practical matter, failing at capitalism does not automatically make you socialist, no more than failing at marriage automatically make you gay. Even if desperation makes you randy for anything that is warm-blooded and doesn't bite, the happily gay lifestyle is not automatically there for the taking. There are the matters of grooming, and manners, and interior decoration to consider, and these take work, just like anything else.
Then there is a delicious paragraph where Orlov talks about Socialism in education:
Let us start with the observation that intelligence, and the ability to benefit from higher education, occur more or less randomly within a human population. The genetic and environmental variation is such that it is not even conceivable to breed people for high intellectual abilities, although, as a look at any number of aristocratic lineages will tell you, it is most certainly possible to breed blue-blooded imbeciles. Thus, offering higher education to those whose parents can afford it is a way to squander resources on a great lot of pampered nincompoops while denying education to working class minds that might actually soak it up and benefit from it. A case in point: why exactly was it a good idea to send George W. Bush to Yale, and then to Harvard Business School? A wanton misallocation of resources, wouldn't you agree? At this point, I doubt that I would get an argument even from his own parents. Perhaps in retrospect they would have been happier to let someone more qualified decide whether young George should have grown up to incompetently send men into battle or to competently polish hub caps down on the corner.
That is about the best short description of the failure of the US educational system that I have ever seen.

Then in one paragraph of
blazing economy he positively eviscerates and disposes of every conservative argument that has been around for the last thirty years.
You might also think that it is unfettered free enterprise that has made mainstream American society the economically stratified, downwardly mobile and economically insecure place that it is, which is just as it should be. Alas, that argument is no longer plausible: the flip side of a socialist defeat is a capitalist defeat. No matter what your political persuasion might be, there is simply no way that an economically insecure, badly educated, badly treated population can be made to thrive, and this sets the stage for some very bad economic performance. As the economy collapses and economic losses mount, social and political instability become inevitable.
Then he lets some air out of the Obama balloon:
Currently, a great many people are filled with hope that the incoming Obama administration will bring much-needed change. Unfortunately, Mr. Obama inherits an office much tainted by his predecessor, whose attempt at securing his legacy included a clandestine trip to Baghdad where, when he attempted to speak of victory, someone threw shoes at him and called him a filthy dog, all on international television. The US presidency is now a carnival side show(...) Due to a certain quirk of the national character, most Americans have trouble understanding that honor is something you lose exactly once.(...) There are countries, in the Muslim part of the world especially, where honor is of paramount importance, and having the highest office in the land turned into a laughing-stock is not conducive to securing their support.
After that Orlov dispatches Obama's stimulus plans and then, in a grand finale worthy of Jonathan Swift he makes a "Modest Proposal" on how to bring socialism to America.

But that you are going to have to go and read for yourselves.

Have fun!
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I had to check it out, so I followed your link and read it for myself. It all sounded so . . . familiar. It's no wonder you think this guy is God's gift - just like you, he is a longwinded, smug and cynical doomsayer - and his writing style is very similar to yours. Good Lord, now there are 2 of you!

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I note that in the title of your laudatory post, you felt compelled to insert a veiled dig at your perceived competition by referring to him as a "dancing bear".

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I had to check it out, so I followed your link
You should do a little self-examination Putty. When one takes a dislike to someone (me for instance), but instead of avoiding them, continues to frequent them this usually reveals more about the disliker than the dislike. It is said that this means that the dislike party represents something the disliker dislikes about himself. Think it over.
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I was once married to a former member of the communist party of the Soviet Union so I know a little bit about Russians. Orlov, like my ex, is still bitter about the collapse of the USSR. Neither particularly misses communism, she got into the MBA program at Wharton with the help of a friend from the old country and now claims to be working for "one of the oldest companies in the United States" and is probably making very good money. Give 'em credit, nobody works harder than immigrants, especially if they really don't want to go back where they came from.

But I don't have much respect for people who abandon the nation of their birth when the going gets tough only to emigrate to another where they proceed to denigrate it. Let me stipulate, you don't find that attitude in most immigrants, Russians or otherwise, but you do find it in some people wherever you go.

Where Orlov and my ex go wrong is in comparing the Russian society they grew up in to the American society they now live in. They don't understand that we're not a morose, beleaguered, paranoid people that for the most part had the ambition and optimism beaten out of them by centuries of awful rulers like Russians did. Our neighbors haven't made a habit of invading and trying to subjugate us like them. We weren't bred to expect and accept the worst. And if I start a business here and it does well there won't be some former KGB operative knocking on my door to let me know the terms under which I can continue or sell out to his friends.

Unlike Russia (or anybody else) we have the oldest democratically elected form of government on Earth. It's been adopted in one form or another the world over. We may be full of hubris calling ourselves mankind's "last best hope" but prove us wrong, show us something better.

Our people self selected our gene pool from the beginning by getting on boats and coming to the new world where peasant farmers and shop keepers might have opportunities to rise above their station. We're flexible. We adapt, we adjust. If one thing doesn't work out we try something else that might instead of drinking ourselves to death by the age of 57. Orlov ought to get out more. He'd meet more Americans like that than he will on his blog with his self flagellating fan base.

In short, look around you at the number of people on American political blogs bitching and moaning. Look at November's election for cryin out loud, the USA is changing right now, while Russia slides back into autocracy. And why? Because when push came to shove and Russia had it's chance people like Orlov didn't patriotically stand up and demand change, they just left for greener pastures that had already been plowed for them.

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Thanks, mark. This stuff is tiresome, but I find it hard to just let go. But I also lack the patience to unpack the fallacies repeatedly.

First time I've heard someone here point out the source of any actual exceptional character for Americans; we are self-selected, mostly, with the exception of indentured servants, and more importantly, slaves.

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people like Orlov didn't patriotically stand up and demand change, they just left for greener pastures that had already been plowed for them.
Orlov left Russia at the age of twelve.

If you are using phrases or thinking in thought-bites like, "greener pastures that had already been plowed for them", I predict that you are going to become very bitter in the next few years and find yourself in the hard right with some very strange company.

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David you seem to be bitter already, I'd venture to guess you have been for years from what I've read of your stuff. Wallow in your defeatism with your very own Rasputin as long as you like. But i think I'll take a different path.

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Our people self selected our gene pool from the beginning by getting on boats and coming to the new world where peasant farmers and shop keepers might have opportunities to rise above their station.
If that is a sample of your genetic "theory" of US history, then in the next few years you are going to find yourself with much stranger bedfellows than Russian ex-Communists.
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Thanks Dave but I have more in common with the customers of mine from Donetsk who built a dairy out of nothing but their sheer will to make it than I do with some pontificating poser like Orlov.

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Yes, you did say something that clever by quoting it.

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I think the following paragraph torpedoes all your whistling past the graveyard "exceptionalism":

You might also think that it is unfettered free enterprise that has made mainstream American society the economically stratified, downwardly mobile and economically insecure place that it is, which is just as it should be. Alas, that argument is no longer plausible: the flip side of a socialist defeat is a capitalist defeat. No matter what your political persuasion might be, there is simply no way that an economically insecure, badly educated, badly treated population can be made to thrive, and this sets the stage for some very bad economic performance. As the economy collapses and economic losses mount, social and political instability become inevitable.
And especially the following sentence which should be engraved on the Washington Monument or hung there in neon lights
No matter what your political persuasion might be, there is simply no way that an economically insecure, badly educated, badly treated population can be made to thrive, and this sets the stage for some very bad economic performance.
I would say that the system is failing not the "self-selected" gene pool or whatever Nazi phrase I just read.

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I'd say the Republican revolution failed David. The "system" works well for the majority of people with proper government oversight. With the collapse of the USSR too many people here bought into the Republican argument that we should go to the opposite extreme and adopt their far right theories of government. That experiment is over. It utterly failed.

Governing from the farthest reaches of any philosophy is stupid. But we as a people and our government are both flexible enough to change. So far it looks like the Russians are not.

Recovering from the multiple messes we're mired in won't be easy. Our standard of living will go down, if for no other reason than the era of incredibly cheap energy is ending. But social and political upheaval? On what scale? A break up of the USA? Not gonna happen.

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Is this an "I told you so", or a "serves us right"? Or maybe a bit of both?

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More of a "God help us all" really.

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