At least I won't have to pay the piper... I hope I hope

When, lo, as they reached the mountain side,
A wonderous portal opened wide,
As if a cavern was suddenly hollowed;
And the piper advanced and the children followed,
And when all were in to the very last,
The door in the mountain side shut fast.
Did I say, all? No! One was lame,
And could not dance the whole of the way;
And in after years, if you would blame
His sadness, he was used to say,--
"It's dull in our town since my playmates left!
The Pied Piper of Hamlin - Robert Browning
A wonderous portal opened wide,
As if a cavern was suddenly hollowed;
And the piper advanced and the children followed,
And when all were in to the very last,
The door in the mountain side shut fast.
Did I say, all? No! One was lame,
And could not dance the whole of the way;
And in after years, if you would blame
His sadness, he was used to say,--
"It's dull in our town since my playmates left!
The Pied Piper of Hamlin - Robert Browning
This is a trying period for me, when most of the people I would ever want to hang out with are besotted by Barack Obama and I, like the little crippled boy who couldn't run fast enough to follow the piper of Hamlin, am left behind.
But as the poet once said, that is how the cookie crumbleth.
After all these years I have to trust my instincts and intuitions in areas where I have spent enough time ruminating for my subconscious to cough up interesting stuff.
As my readers surely have noticed by now, I have the worst hunches, whim whams and heebjeebies as far as The One is concerned.
If I had to describe metaphorically what it is about him and what surrounds him that sets my teeth on edge I would call it "George Orwell meets Walt Disney".
Really the worst and most unforgivable thing would be for time to prove me right. I am sure there will be people that instead of congratulating me for my perspicaciousness will think it's all my fault for holding such negative thoughts.
I am quite understanding about all those trundling off to the "wondrous mountain": If I were a kid there is no way I could resist the peer pressure on this one, but I'm not a kid anymore and I can... so I will.
I sure hope that in the future, finally enough people dig their way out of that hill to at least put together a pickup soccer match.
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The real question is, what will you do if you're proven wrong?
November 1, 2008 8:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ah, Hillary, you beat me to it.
I respect your skepticism, David (and, by the way, I love your graphic up there at the top of your post).
But, if you find that Obama is not the bogeyman that you suspected, will you be able to admit to that? Will you be able to give credit where credit is due? Will you ever be able to applaud progress in his administration or will you be forever the critic?
Because, you know, your credibility relies upon your ability to objectively assess Obama's approach to government. Otherwise, we might presume you just plain don't like the guy for personal reasons.
November 1, 2008 8:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
It may take me two years to find out. But, I will be amazed if I'm too far wrong, because I think the Democrats are just as much part of the problem as the Republicans and perhaps (faint hope) if things get worse (depression + war) a new party may emerge.
And I will admit I don't like Obama. I find it a sign of almost "satanic" pride that someone with such a small resume would dare to run for the most powerful job in the world. This to me is a very bad sign to begin with. What he is saying is that: governorships, the Senate, (you name it)all of which are the culmination of any career in public service; none of these could be more than brief interludes in his preordained rendezvous with destiny.
People with this kind of ego have done terrible damage all through history and very little good ever. Of course it has to be wrapped in whatever is the "magic" language of the country in question, be it "le gloire" or "der väteralnd" or "change".
November 1, 2008 9:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
Have you admitted you were wrong about the "whitey" tape yet, or do you still think there's a chance it'll come out in the next 24 hours?
November 3, 2008 12:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Screw the early voters! Election night surprise!
November 3, 2008 1:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
While I agree that the republicans and democrats are beholden to the same power elite benefactors, this election offers a clear choice. It is difficult to argue that McCain offers a better choice, using any criteria.
As for Obama's modest resume, Earl Warren had never served as a judge before his appointment as Chief Justice and, I think, is widely considered to have been a great Chief Justice.
There is also the example of Lincoln and many, many others.
You seem to choose to expect the worst, while others are hoping for far better. I understand cynicism, and that as we grow older many of us, me included, become more and more cynical. None-the-less, Obama gives me hope.
One thing of which I think we can all be certain is that Obama will appoint competent folks to his administration, not cronies such as has done President Cheney. Which really has been the big difference between the Clinton and Cheney administrations.
We'll see if your negativity will be justified.
November 1, 2008 9:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
While I agree that the republicans and democrats are beholden to the same power elite benefactors, this election offers a clear choice. It is difficult to argue that McCain offers a better choice, using any criteria.
As for Obama's modest resume, Earl Warren had never served as a judge before his appointment as Chief Justice and, I think, is widely considered to have been a great Chief Justice.
There is also the example of Lincoln and many, many others.
You seem to choose to expect the worst, while others are hoping for far better. I understand cynicism, and that as we grow older many of us, me included, become more and more cynical. None-the-less, Obama gives me hope.
One thing of which I think we can all be certain is that Obama will appoint competent folks to his administration, not cronies such as has done President Cheney. Which really has been the big difference between the Clinton and Cheney administrations.
We'll see if your negativity will be justified.
November 1, 2008 9:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
I really don't see how a new party would make a difference until the electorate becomes more interested and engaged in the actual governing of the country. The tools are available to us, we must only choose to use them; but I also think that with broadband more tools can be made available to us to facilitate our greater engagement.
I am one who believes that the power elite, monied interests, or whatever label one wishes to use, have always controlled the political process since the founding of the nation. The rich wrote the Constitution and gave us the electoral college because they didn't trust the unwashed masses. Actually it's been that way since folks settled down into communities to agricultural pursuits.
That, however, doesn't mean that things can't be changed by an informed, engaged public.
November 1, 2008 9:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
And the alternative to Obama was who? Are you still a grumpy Clinton voter? Is it arrogance for Obama to have believed he stood a chance against five or six other Democratic luminaries and actually held his own in debates? Do we need another test for office besides the Constitution? Could it be arrogant of you to pronounce on Obama's judgement? When 3 million Americans spend their own money on a candiudate they must be under a spell?
You confuse entusiasm with bemusement, thinking supporters bewitched simply because you lack confidence in the public's aggregate wisdom. You think that because Bush got elected we must be stupid. It couldn't be that we were fat and happy and not paying attention in 2000?
Of course things will be rocky for Obama. Think of something more intersting to worry about, like why you're still stuck in another country, with lousy drinking weater.
November 1, 2008 10:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Look, I have no problem with the idea that although many, perhaps most, Americans are individually intelligent, collectively they are thick as pig doodoo. I think that this has been amply proved over and over again at least since 1968. What I think we need is a new process of choosing a president beginning with campaign financing laws and a time limit.
BTW: the quality of the water in Madrid is famous. It's mountain water and the only place in the USA that I remember tap water being so good was Denver and that may have changed by now.
November 1, 2008 11:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
A find New York superior, but that's just me.
Agree about improving elections. Can't have a time limit without parliamentary system, I think. But we could institute instant-runoff, state by state. Constitution leaves it up to states to figure out how they want to vote.
Trying to limit money is hopeless in US, with too many options for dodging. Better to offer tax-paid forums and mandated media time.
November 1, 2008 5:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
I would not presume to change your opinions or your prejudices, but I don't mind attempting to put forth some of my own. As Obama, himself, has mused, he is a sort of Rorschach figure upon whom people tend to project their own hopes and beliefs. To the extent that that is true, he cannot be held responsible for the intensity of love, support and faith that he has inspired in his supporters. I am amazed myself how much I love him and fear for his safety, considering I have never met him. McCain's advisers, therefore, were correct in "warning" that he is a celebrity, but so was their conservative hero Reagan and they didn't seem to mind it then.
I don't know what you think about such historic figures as Gandhi, Ronald Reagan or Nelson Mandela, but they are also people who were raised to an almost cult-like status by the hopes and dreams that people projected onto them. I am suggesting that the elevation of such a leader is an amazing dance between the intensity of focus that the leader projects in attempting to make a break with the past, married to the needs and aspiratios of a huge number of people.
My own feeling is that if Obama winds up disappointing us, it will be less because he has mislead us about what he hopes to achieve, than that he finds the burden he assumes to be both far more difficult that he can imagine, than anyone could solve, coupled with the usual suspects of apathy and vicious clinging to power which precludes progress in every age of man.
November 1, 2008 11:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
He is also a Rorschach figure upon whom people tend to project their own fears. Although Seaton has recognized the former in others, he has not recognized the latter in himself.
November 3, 2008 12:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well said, and something that can equally be true of any number of people who fear Obama because he represents Change, and what is scarier than that?
November 4, 2008 12:42 AM | Reply | Permalink