I think Lindsay Graham is next in line for a scandal.
I think the story will break on the Friday (9/4/09) before Labor Day, forcing all the cable network people to cancel their plans in the Hamptons.
The story will result in some sort of tearful apology followed by rehab at Promises in Malibu.
I'm still working on the specifics of the scandal. It's going to be worse than thigh stroking, I know. I'm conflicted by that David Brooks "story" as what self-respecting jouralaist would endure more than a fleeting hand to thigh action. Even an intern would flick the person's hand away. Or drop a utensil and elbow the guy.
Hurry...recommend this before my spelling deteriorates even more or the spammers double up.
Ah, sweet molly, I may have to re-post after the spammers are evicted.
Could our beloved webmasters at least put on a reCaptcha?
But I do like Linsay Graham going to Malibu over Labor Day, perhaps for a prayerful repentence of "sinful tendencies" like fondling pundits...
Dave, you need to cut the content, delete the post and create a new one.
I'm going with one that's in your neighborhood, Dave.
My guess is that sometime in late September we are going to hear that the $75k Deep Marine sent to Laurie Coleman was intended for her and not for Norm...hush money, a little somethin' for keeping up appearances and staying married to one of the ickiest guys ever. I'm also guessing it will be revealed that Norm's buddy bought, like, 2000 of Laurie's Blow n' Go things and dumped them in a river somewhere.
The sad part is that Laurie probably deserves the money.
I think Lindsay Graham is next in line for a scandal.
I think the story will break on the Friday (9/4/09) before Labor Day, forcing all the cable network people to cancel their plans in the Hamptons.
The story will result in some sort of tearful apology followed by rehab at Promises in Malibu.
July 24, 2009 9:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm still working on the specifics of the scandal. It's going to be worse than thigh stroking, I know. I'm conflicted by that David Brooks "story" as what self-respecting jouralaist would endure more than a fleeting hand to thigh action. Even an intern would flick the person's hand away. Or drop a utensil and elbow the guy.
July 24, 2009 10:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hurry...recommend this before my spelling deteriorates even more or the spammers double up.
July 24, 2009 10:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ah, sweet molly, I may have to re-post after the spammers are evicted.
Could our beloved webmasters at least put on a reCaptcha?
But I do like Linsay Graham going to Malibu over Labor Day, perhaps for a prayerful repentence of "sinful tendencies" like fondling pundits...
July 24, 2009 12:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dave, you need to cut the content, delete the post and create a new one.
July 24, 2009 1:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm going with one that's in your neighborhood, Dave.
My guess is that sometime in late September we are going to hear that the $75k Deep Marine sent to Laurie Coleman was intended for her and not for Norm...hush money, a little somethin' for keeping up appearances and staying married to one of the ickiest guys ever. I'm also guessing it will be revealed that Norm's buddy bought, like, 2000 of Laurie's Blow n' Go things and dumped them in a river somewhere.
The sad part is that Laurie probably deserves the money.
July 24, 2009 2:43 PM | Reply | Permalink