How should Barack Obama respond?  Here's the ad I'd like to see.
(Obama, alone, on camera.)
I'm Barack Obama.  Recently, John McCain has started calling me the world's biggest celebrity.  Bigger than Oprah.  Bigger than Elvis.
I guess I should be insulted.  But here's what actually makes me mad.  One and a half million American families will lose their homes this year.
Soaring inflation is acting like a massive tax hike on all Americans, lowering your standard of living.
Stocks are down, unemployment is up.  We're borrowing more money from China ... and shipping more of our jobs there as well.
With all these problems ... John McCain is taking your taxpayer money ... and spending it on commercials about Britney Spears.
I'm Barack Obama, and I'm fed up with the old politics of Bush and McCain.  America needs a change.