The Rapture -- Our Only Hope
For the uninitiated, the "Rapture" is when all believers get to fly up to heaven at once, leaving everyone else behind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture. This is supposed to be a gleeful way to leave the rest of us crashing in planes, and having head-on car collisions, as the "faithful" get called up.
Personally, I think the whole world will be a whole lot better off if this mythical event somehow takes place -- sooner rather than later.
Can anyone imagine how it will be to have a government -- even a world -- that is influenced by science and observation rather than myth? A government that sees the common good as something other than a commie plot; that sees science as suspect; universal health care as evil?
Please! Bring on the Rapture! Set the world free from your bullshit! And enjoy your special place in ---wherever you are going --with your equally dense pals who blow themselves and innocents up in the name of their very own raptures.




