Mark Halperin has been printing the list of the "five most important people" who can influence the election, the economy, the orbit of the earth...for weeks at this point.  Never mind that we're racking up hundreds of individuals who are supposed to be the most important people ever, today's list is particularly hilarious.

Titled in the usual manner, of course: the five most important people who can....

There are only four items on the list today.

Halperin's take: the five most important people. Oops. Left one out.