WASHINGTON - In a surprise twist, congress members on both sides of the aisle have vowed to reform all aspects of American business in the coming months.

Sources suggest that there is a link between the incredible amounts of campaign cash provided by the insurance industry over health care reform, and the new move.  Given that health reform lobbyists (mainly in opposition) have been spending 1.4 million dollars a day, the connection seems obvious.

Official spokespersons for many congressmembers deny the connection, but unofficial reports say otherwise.  "My campaign coffers have never been so full," said one incumbent, speaking on the condition of anonymity.

[Not actual news.  Yet.  But I would not bet on it not happening....]