The Other Dick
I've been watching Dick Armey make an ass of himself all week over at Swampland, but tonight's post, it's just too much.
First, there's all the social security privatization wankery. Recycled crap about Chile!!! And Personal Accounts!!! But get this:
The current Social Security system is about insecurity, dependence on the government, and votes for the Democrat party.
Democrat party?
Look, it's not like he's talking. I can almost excuse that -- Republicans have been abbreviating that word for so long, it's just second nature. They just fall into it.
Like when I talk, I automatically say, "Dumb-ass Republicans." It just happens.
But this is writing, so it's purposeful. Armey sat down, and purposely typed out "Democrat party."
And it's not like this is some unknown thing. Here's President Bush, this past February, speaking at a Dem Caucus event:
The last time I looked at some of your faces, I was at the State of the Union, and I saw kind of a strange expression when I referred to something as the Democrat Party. Now, look, my diction isn't all that good. (Laughter.) I have been accused of occasionally mangling the English language. (Laughter.) And so I appreciate you inviting the head of the Republic Party. (Laughter and applause.)
Now, I realize there may not be a whole lot of respect left for the President in the Republican Party, but he is, as we Democrats are often reminded, still our President.
When George W. Bush starts dragging out the "Democrat Party" jokes, you know that shark has been jumped.
Dick -- time's up. It's no longer cool to say Democrat party. Okay? I know you're now a blogger and all, and that's pretty hip. All the kids are doing it. But the whole Democrat thing, that's just done.
Then, turning to taxes, he says:
The family of four that makes under $40,000 per year would pay no tax, and Teresa Heinz Kerry would no longer be able to exploit tax law to only pay 11.5 percent of her $5 million income.
Now, I have no idea if Teresa Heinz Kerry did or did not exploit any tax law. But, what is this, 2004? Is she still the standard go-to for rich Democrat party jokes?
Because I thought John Edwards was the new go-to for rich Democrat party jokes. And if you're gonna be a blogger now, you really need to keep up. Edwards is the rich guy you make fun of.
Or, wait, was he the hair jokes?
So hard to keep track of it all...
Anyway, is evading tax law even a Democrat party problem?
Cause I'm pretty damn sure there a LOT more Dumb-ass Republicans that make out pretty damn well with all the holes in our tax system.
In fact, there's this other Dick I know...





cscs . . . it's the dumb-ass Republic party.
June 8, 2007 8:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
heh heh.
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 8, 2007 8:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
or the "can the Republic" Party?
June 8, 2007 8:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Best line from Armey in relation to Social Security:
"And if you die before you retire, tough luck"
That's the level of intellect that's been on display this week.
June 8, 2007 9:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Interesting. It really is primary season with selling to the base; and it could be also that they've almost given up on reaching beyond the base in advance of the general election since they've lost so much of the American public's confidence. After all, if there's one issue on which they clearly lost and clearly alienated popular opinion from the start, it's social security. It took them years to turn war into a negative. Leading with social security now sounds like political suicide, unless they mean to talk to their own crowd, which is happy to cheer cheap shots.
John
http://www.haberarts.com/
June 8, 2007 9:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
I support the troops, but there's just no way to support the Armey.
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
June 8, 2007 9:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
8 people recommended this?
Or should I say, this!!!
June 8, 2007 10:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
I would have said, "This?!?!?!?"
Hey, never underestimate the depths to which I can lower this place.
Perhaps if I would have mentioned Bubbles, or Keynesian economics, or provided some "evidence" and "facts" that "proved" just how "conservative" our country really "is," perhaps that would have appealed?
I could always write about American Idol, if that's more your cup of tea.
:-)
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 8, 2007 10:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'd prefer a rumination on Paris Hilton, please.
And the Paris Hilton tax, if you must.
June 8, 2007 10:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry, Howard's already claimed the Paris commentary.
:-)
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 8, 2007 10:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
Actually, Eugene Robinson couldn't resist. From today's column in the Post:
No, Mr. Robinson, we watch because the bubbleheads that run CNN, Fox and MSNBC seem to think Paris is legitimate news.
Enough of Paris.
June 8, 2007 12:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just made it 9.
Tom
June 8, 2007 11:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Do I hear 10, people?
Anyone?
Bueller?
</shameless self-promotion>
June 8, 2007 11:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
We're up to 12, Mgmax.
See what you started?
My peeps are with me!
:-)
June 8, 2007 12:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
(And, lest anyone think I'm being a, well, Dick...
I am humbled and honored and thankful for the front paging, and for all the recs.
Just havin' a little fun on a Friday...)
June 8, 2007 12:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
The problem here unfortunately that a lot of people fail to recognize is that Democrat/Republican are basically two sides of the same coin, and if you look back, there's a lot of people that've changed parties like you change your socks in pursuit of the Bigger Payoff. I don't care what party politics you claim to subscribe to, the country's 9 trillion in the red and it didn't get that way without a little bipartisan 'help'. When you've got politicians that are in a position to indiscriminately help themselves to other peoples' wallets and buy favor with this or that special interest group through this faux generosity of 'regifting' tax reciepts, the basic recognition has to be reached that there's a fly in the ointment, bug in the soup, Big Problem, and it won't be effectively cured by replacing Jackass#1 with Jackass#2, but rather by full reforms, starting with a balanced budget mandate derived from passing a constitutional amendment to that effect, and having it passed and signed off on by a majority of both houses. Figure the odds, though, of passing such legislation under this administration. Public accountability is out the window, the books don't/can't balance, and blame who you please, it's the entitlement mentality that's brought it all this far, and until you fix THAT, all bets are off...
June 8, 2007 11:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
As Dick (Cheney, that is...) likes to say, I reject the premise of your statement.
Well, look, not totally. But if the last six years have taught us anything, is there's a difference between the parties.
It wasn't the Democrats who gave us torture, or lies about yellowcake, or flowers and chocolate, or took away habeas corpus, or are trying to destroy social security. And Jefferson's Cash-In-The-Freezer doesn't at all provide "balance" to the Abramoff scandal.
And, really, what's with the "democrat party" crap? It's juvenile, and, believe me, I know juvenile.
So, I agree, the Big Problems won't be solved by replacing Jackass #1 with #2.
But replacing jackass Republicans with jackass Democrats will go a long, long way to making things better.
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 8, 2007 11:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Don't the kool kidz use "null set" these days?
June 8, 2007 12:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
Romneyisms!
Egads!
June 8, 2007 1:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Jefferson's Cash-In-The-Freezer
There's gotta be a cold, hard cash joke here . . .
June 8, 2007 2:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not wild for the Democrat party (ending the 1996 convention with the Macarena made me reexamine my sense of affiliation), but it's a real testament to GWB that this 'they're all the same' argument seems so antiquated now. On the other hand, though the claim usually means to indicate how conservative and hidebound the Democrats really are, at this point, any Republican president who didn't make the claim laughable would be a great improvement today.
June 9, 2007 8:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
...Democratic Party
Tom
June 9, 2007 9:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sheesh...Can't a guy engage in a little ironic reclamation around here?
June 10, 2007 6:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
My bad! I missed the ironic part.
Tom
June 10, 2007 6:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
It would have been more clear if I had been able to come up with any clever distortion of "Republican" (I tried for awhile, but when I started trying to come up with Roman analogies, I knew that humor had deserted me).
June 10, 2007 7:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
Actually, the Publican party might work just fine. . .
June 10, 2007 8:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
A good pub is a treasure, though...
--
Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" [George Santayana]
June 10, 2007 9:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Reprivatican party?
June 10, 2007 2:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, nice way to echo Republicans: "Democrat"??
You really think that we'd be in the mess we're in right now (wrt Iraq, the deficit, the phony "crisis" in Social Security) had there been a Democratic president and/or a solid Democratic majority in Congress?
If so, there's probably no point in continuing the discussion.
June 8, 2007 11:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
June 9, 2007 7:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
By the way, this is the same Dick Armey who in Fiasco (or one of the similar books such as the 1% doctrine) says that he was actually against the US going into Iraq in spite of the fact that he voted for (and, if I'm remembering correctly, introduced) the October 2002 resolution on Iraq.
Tom
June 8, 2007 11:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
A silent dissent, so to speak.
Wonderful.
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 8, 2007 11:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
June 9, 2007 7:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm actually hoping Democrats start repeating it in their debates, in their stump speeches, on their web sites....
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 9, 2007 1:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just made it 11.
Do I get a prize?
June 8, 2007 11:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
I can send you a
t-shirt.
Unless you've already received one in the last 30 days.
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 8, 2007 11:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
If you put it on CafePress I will buy one. Be sure to activate sweatshirts as well as t-shirts for your store.
sPh
June 8, 2007 12:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
haha! I was only kidding.
But, hmmmm....this could be the start of a lucrative new career...
June 8, 2007 12:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why do cscs' blogs, once promoted, stay on the front page for 2-3 weeks, while p.luksiak's blog of yesterday (with 22 recs) went away after less than one day?
Nothing against cscs; just curious.
sPh
June 8, 2007 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Believe it or not, I noticed that today, too. I was going to send a note into Managment asking about it.
I think p.l had more like 33 recs...
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 8, 2007 11:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
"As Dick (Cheney, that is...) likes to say, I reject the premise of your statement." I thought he prefers the more succinct four-letter words, or maybe buckshot.
John
http://www.haberarts.com/
June 8, 2007 12:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Really. "F&%k you" is just so much more precise.
And thanks to Dick, and George, the networks are off the hook. Talk about hilarious irony.
June 8, 2007 12:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Unlike Dick, I watch my language in mixed company. And my trigger finger...
Er, who am I kidding?
I have no trigger finger. Shot a gun once. A real shotgun. Just me and a small tree.
A sapling, really...
Anyway, guess who won?
Not the defenseless tree. Poor little guy...quite a shameful day for me.
Henceforth, I repented, and become environmentally conscious.
June 8, 2007 12:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
OK! I feel lucky! I just made it 13!
BTW, although I agree with you about the things Publicans have to be ashamed of, there were plenty of Democtratic votes helping out along the way. I can hardly remember a time that Joe Biden didn't vote with the Publicans, after practically foaming at the mouth against them during Q & A.
I can think of very few times that Bush hasn't gotten his way even now, when he is so (theoretically) weak. Even at this Big 8 joke session! Can anyone explain it?
Jan
June 8, 2007 2:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
it's the Joe Lieberman--"I'm going to be bipartisan and help this administration drive the country off a cliff" school of politics.
Seriously, there was a disturbing lack of integrity on the part of many Democrats, in my opinion.
June 8, 2007 2:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dick might like to fire buckshot, but I hear he's only got a 28 gauge . . .
June 8, 2007 2:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
I knew it would come down to a discussion of some aspect of Dick size.
--
Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" [George Santayana]
June 8, 2007 3:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
So, Dick Armey's week at Time is up and he exposed himself as a true coward. He only engaged Joe Klein and ignored all commenters.
Here at TPM we've had some big hitters post for days at a time and though some of them have ignored comments, most of them (perhaps after being cajoled) have not. They either get right into the fray, the way Scott Winship did, or they at least create new posts to address what they consider the major issues, as Representative Blumenauer did.
Given the level of discourse around here, public figures who post and then engage with the commenters do take a real risk. A lot of people here could easily go toe to toe with a public figure in a public forum, if not in style, at least in substance.
Here at TPM the lesson was learned pretty early, I think -- by all means come and express yourself but ignore your readers at your own peril. Even people like current members of the Goldman Sachs board have been moved to engage both by the worth of the comments here and, I suspect, at the urgings of Josh Marshall and Andrew Golis.
Armey blogging at Time was a prime example of a public figure who just doesn't "get" the internet. So many of these people are used to lecturing at us and, at the very worst, having to deal with the occasional uncomfortable question that is brought up by some one who slips through a radio call screener. They jump into the web as a cheap and easy way of expressing themselves and they completely forget, or conveniently ignore, that they've entered an uncensored 2-way conversation for the first times in their lives.
For all Armey's bluster about rugged individualism, he dealt with the web, the most unthreatening medium of all for no-holds-bar argument (because even if some one says they're going to kick your ass, they usually can't even find you) in the mostlyu craven, cowardly manner.
All you can take from Dick Armey's time at Time is that he thinks that Joe Klein is allowed to ask him questions and to argue with him and that the rest of us are expected to keep our traps shut.
I've seen a real evolution at TPMCafe where the famous, powerful and influential come here and are actually starting to feel obliged to engage us. The bravest among them, like Jessica Valenti or Maggie Mahar, two name two randomly, even seem to enjoy it and they seem to value the comments, even when they disagree.
Armey is just so old school. He'll die in a gaited community without ever having engaged in real debate with average Americans. He won't know what he's missed out on, either. But a whole new generation is coming up that do understand.
We're at the beginning, I hope, of "Public Figure 2.0."
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
June 9, 2007 4:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well said. I like "Public Figure 2.0."
Along those lines (and I think I posted this in another thread here...), danah boyd gave an interesting talk at the recent Personal Democracy Forum, where she posed that political online interaction is analogous, or a new form, of going out and shaking hands. Sort of virtual retail politics. Worth a read.
It's not just politicians -- which is why your characterization of "Public Figure" is I think spot on. One of the reasons Swampland is so interesting to read, I think, is you can see this struggle for understanding right in front of our eyes. Ana gets it, as her background was a blogger. I don't know how much she talks to the others that write there, but it's obvious even she couldn't "teach" Klein and Carney what "Public Figure 2.0" was all about.
But you can see, they are kind of getting it now. Despite Klein's wankerific recent article about how mean bloggers are, he does seem to understand this is not dead-tree-writing, that it's a different space.
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
June 10, 2007 9:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
You're so right that Swampland is like a case study in old media adapting. We get to see their growing pains as they happen and that's more interesting than the posts.
Ana was obviously the best choice to lead the Time web effort. I know some people have problems with her but I loved Wonkette. And, since she's a "Suck" alumn, she's been blogging since before blogging was a word.
Klein, for all his faults, really has realized that times have changed. I think what you get from him is some acceptance of that, and some embracing, but also a bit of wistful yearning for the old days when the best anyone could do would be to mail him a nasty letter that he could laugh at, crumple up, and toss into the trash can. One thing he doesn't understand is that a lot of what's been happening to him on the Web is the result of pent up anger that developed over decades. People now have access to his entire body of work and they're sometimes responding to the totality of his career -- they're brining up incidents that Klein has long forgotten and he's understandably confused by it. But, to his credit, he's trying.
Actually, a funny Joe Klein story -- In December the Film Forum had a Woody Allen festival and as a Woody fanatic, I went a lot. I also bought a book of interviews with Allen. The best of the lot was conducted by a young turk named Joe Klein. I'm pretty sure it was him.
If anyone reading this is a media studies type, pursuing an advanced degree, the development of Swampland would make an excellent subject for a thesis paper. As cscs says, you really can watch a major old media operation try to adapt on a very personal level.
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
June 10, 2007 1:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
He made an arse of himself many years ago. Some men are born bastards, an accident of birth, but Armey is a self-made man and blindly arrogant enough to be proud of it. He's just another Dick.
The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
Gen. Omar Bradley
June 12, 2007 7:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
Great Omar Bradley quotation. I think it applies broadly.
Honor: Ilsa's and Rick's decisions in Casablanca.
June 13, 2007 12:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Was Armey joking when he said that under Social Security you don't collect benefits if you die before retirement? Because I laughed so hard I cried. I've never heard of a retirement program which does pay out benefits to young workers.
June 13, 2007 2:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Or, for that matter, to dead workers.
June 13, 2007 8:36 AM | Reply | Permalink