With so many trying to "check and see" if the TPM blogs are working, I figured I join in the fun.

After all, with so many goodbyes, I feel like I'm a member of the Who for the lastest, finalist tour.

The end.

I really mean it....

Except it's not.

Because there is more.

And more.

This is it.

Over.

Seriously.

That's it.

I'm threatening to turn out the light....

but I can't bring myself to do so.

But I leave you with a thought:

They say you can't find a difference between the GOP and the Dems.  But with Ms. ODonnell running for the Senate in Delaware, I think we can.

Dems are for masturbation.  We are a big tent party, from many regions with many views, but I still think we can all get behind this one.

So to speak.

Masturbate.  Or as Woody Allen once said:  "Sex with someone I love."

I claim that jerking off is a fundamental human right.  In fact, we probably need a constitutional amendment to preserve the right.  I'm ready to start one for at least a state ballot.  Won't you join me?

Think about it.  I'll ask you for your decision when I return from shaving my palms.

As always, it's your choice: