So now that I've been posting some stuff around here I'm kinda looking' around and I see this link "How to use TPM" or something like that. So I click the link and start reading', yeah OK, know that, yup, check, ok. Then I come to this section on blogging and the example reads "Obama spelled backwards is Amabo!!" And it dawns on me as I'm wrangling the pronunciation of that name that it is exactly why the Rebubbacan'ts are scared of him, it's that boo sound on the end of Amabo. But it's not only that it's the Ama part too because that means America so now I've figured out that Obama spelled backwards means he's going to make America one scary assed place for all those Rebubbacan'ts. As natural as the hair abandoning my scalp and taking up residence on my back (we WON'T even talk about what taking place in my ears) the Rebubbacan'ts are fearful and distrustful of him. Add that exotic first name Barak which sounds like the call of some prehistoric bird and it gets even worse. So for the sake of bipartisanship the simplest solution is he has to change his name. He should go back to using Barry as his first name and you know we can't even touch that middle name so he has to change that last name to something simple and soothing like......SMITH! That's it! Barry Smith. Hell with a name like that chances are even the Rebubbacan't won't notice the color of his skin. We'll have bipartisanship, we'll get a bunch of cool laws passed, we'll start manufacturing again, there'll be jobs for everyone! We won't even mind the immigrants coming here to do the jobs we won't have time for because we'll be having so much fun. America will be the envy of the free world (even in our worst days we're still the envy of the unfree world) again. When we travel abroad foreigners will give us the thumbs up with BOTH hands and say "yeah, Americas great" in their cool foreign accents. It will be COOL to be Americans again and even John Boehner will admit it's really pronounced "Boner".  America will Rock again!