I Might Have Saved Teddy Kennedy's Life
In 1980 when Ted Kennedy was running against Jimmy Carter for the Democratic Presidential nomination I was a security officer for the San Francisco Airport Hilton. Both campaigns stayed at our hotel when in San Francisco. Being a security officer was one of those jobs taken out of necessity, I was definitely not the security guard type being a former war protesting hippie, but it turned out to be a pretty cool job as quite a few important people and celebrity types stayed there. Besides, we ate for free and I could squeeze three meals into my 8 hour shifts.
While working at the Hilton I got to shake Kennedy and Carter's hands as well as meet or at least shake hands with other celebrities. One of the more memorable was the time I had a cup of coffee with Moshe Dayan, one of the most storied figures in the history of the rebirth of Israel. He had a presence that was remarkable. I wanted to ask him so many questions but he commanded the conversation and wanted to know everything about what my life was like, so he asked the questions. Through the course of our conversation we discovered that he and I shared the same birthday, a fact which seemed to give him great joy. Each time he saw me after that he smiled from ear to ear and would take my hand in both his as we shook hands, like old friends.
Part of my duties for the Hilton was to monitor the parking in our lots. Being adjacent to the airport, as we were, people liked to try to beat the cost of parking by parking in our lots and taking our shuttle to the airport. They also liked to dump their rental cars there. The illegal parking was a huge problem as our conference and banquet rooms were always in high demand and the hotel was usually full. To combat the problem guests were issued parking passes to be displayed within their vehicle.
If we suspected that a vehicle was illegally parked we would place a warning tag on it. 24 hrs later if the car was still there, we would pop the lock with a slim-jim and look for the registration to check the name against the guests in our system. Often times the vehicle would turn out to be a rental car (these were the days before the little stickers that are used now to identify rental cars as rental cars) and we'd call the rental agency and find out who the car was registered to. If the name was not in our system as a current guest the agency would come get the car. We needed to be careful as few inconveniences pissed the guests off like having their cars towed.
Teddy Kennedy had arrived the evening before, and of course with either of the candidates in town, the Secret Service was with them. I was doing my lot patrol, and a car that we had tagged the day before was still in its slot, unmoved. It was parked out front, near the hotel entrance. I pulled my little security cart in behind it and looked around, looking in all the windows. Using the slim-jim, I popped the passenger door and opened the glove compartment looking for the registration and there was a gun. Now, I'm not a gun guy, don't know anything about them so all I can tell you is it was a big pistol made of blued steel with a dark wood hand grip. I had literally done hundreds of these car checks and had never found a gun in a vehicle before. I picked it up and looked it over. The serial number was ground off.
We were under strict orders that when the candidates were town if we saw or encountered anything, anything at all suspicious or out of the ordinary, to immediately notify the Secret Service and management. Let the Secret Service decide if it was anything they had to be concerned with. I left my security cart where it was, blocking the vehicle in, walked over and entered the hotel through the main entrance. Two agents were at our security station near the front desk. I quietly told them what I had found and watched two guys transform from relaxed, reading newspaper guys to professionals fully in charge and springing to action.
At the car, one picked up the gun and looked it over, without a word he looked at the other guy who then reached up and took me by the shoulder and steered me back to my security cart. He thanked me and told me I might have just done the country a great service and that they would handle it from there. He gestured to the driver's seat of the security cart and it was clear I was dismissed and was to go on my way.
Later in the afternoon I was called to the hotel manager's office. He, the chief of hotel security Bob, and the agent in charge for the Secret Service were there. We were instructed by the agent not to talk about the "situation," not to enter it in our daily log and to ignore the car, "don't even look at it as you pass it in the course of your duties." He thanked us and that was that. After we left the office Bob and I talked a little. He reasoned the agent didn't want us to even look at the car in case something actually was up and whoever was supposed to retrieve the gun was observing the car before they approached it. Made sense.
The next day Bob and I were out front smoking cigarettes. The shuttle bus pulled in with its load of passengers from the airport. A guy got off the bus, wandered around the front area a little and then walked kinda meanderingly into the front parking lot. He was looking around nervously, but hell we'd seen lot's of illegal parkers do the same before they jumped in their cars and drove off as quick as they could, afraid they would be busted.
We watched as this guy walked up to the car that had the gun in it. No sooner did his key hit the lock when a black van pulled behind the car. Two agents opened the side door, got out, grabbed the guy. The next second, they were all in the van and it was pulling away as the side door closed. Bob and I looked at each other stunned. As we looked back toward the car, a flat bed tow truck pulled up behind it. Two guys got out, hooked the car up, pulled it onto the flat bed, secured it and drove off. All of this took place in about three minutes. Bob and I looked at each other again, more stunned. Bob was ex-military police, had been all over the world in his military carrier and always said he'd seen so much in his life it would be hard to get anything by him or surprise him. Through his stunned expression he whispered almost reverently "Fuck, it was just like in the movies. Fuck."
A few weeks later, the hotel manager got a letter in the mail from the head of the Secret Service thanking us. We never learned the outcome. Was the guy a bad guy? Was he part of a plot? Was he there to pick up the car and the gun to shoot Teddy? To whack somebody else? Was it a drug hit? Or was he just one of the unluckiest bastards you've ever heard of who parked his car in the wrong place at the wrong time? We will never know. But for me I like to think I might have saved Teddy Kennedy's life. It has a good ring to it.
















A simple "unlucky bastard" will not, in all likelihood, have a gun in the glove box with the serial number filed off.
Well done.
August 26, 2009 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Congratulations. Nice history to pass down in your family.
August 26, 2009 6:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Like the Roosevelts before them, the Kennedys could not be bought or bribed. Ths made them extremely dangerous to the business and financial interest of this country.
C
August 26, 2009 7:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good story clandesdun!
August 26, 2009 8:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good stories. I count at least three and I felt better for having read them on the evening of a day when I needed it. Thanks.
August 26, 2009 9:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for sharing. That's a good one!
I'm just waiting for the next post to be from that guy!
August 27, 2009 10:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, that guy or the Secret Service agent who told us not to talk about it. I imagine after the next unexpected knock at the door my wife will be peeling me off the ceiling."Honey, what the hell are you doing up there? Now patch those fingernail holes in the plaster and behave yourself! " (walks away shaking head, wondering how much longer it will be 'till I find a job and start acting normal again)
Thank you and the other folks for your kind comments.
August 27, 2009 11:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Secret Service stole my watch. I'm not kidding. They let me keep the gun though. Go figure.
August 27, 2009 5:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mark you cannot seriously leave me hanging like this.
August 27, 2009 6:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well it was right after I'd given up on getting my old watch back from Ed Muskie (don't ask) and had bought a new one. It was just a $17 Timex from KMart but it told time and if I pressed a button on the side it lit up.
So anyway I had concluded my business on a trip out west and had some time to kill. I'd parked my rental car at the SF Airport Hilton after I hit it off with a cute little blond named Tanya I met in a bar downtown. I was actually booked at a fleabag in the tenderloin district, couldn't afford a fancy Hilton room, but I didn't want her to know that.
She had a FIAT Spider convertible and was more than happy to squire me around town, showing me all the hot spots. It was a magical couple of days and nights, eating cioppino at Alioto's, making love on the big polished redwood conference table that night in her office at Wells Fargo, seeing my great uncle's paintings at the SF Museum of Art. To tell the truth things got a little hazy after that what with the yellow acid, but I swear I saw the Dead perform the next day at a big party she took me to out in a meadow in Marin County somewhere. That's where I met Dr. Thompson, an old friend of hers and some AA dude who claimed he was Ray Charles' manager. He didn't like me much, I think he had a thing for Tanya. The guys throwing the party thought I was great though. Lee, Karl (can't remember their last names), some older guy named Sears (can't remember his first name) and Donny Segretti. They all took a real liking to me. Said I had a great future ahead of me and I'd soon be famous. I had no idea what they were talking about but I appreciated the sentiment. I just figured they had to be higher than I was. But what the hell, by dusk they were laying out lines for me and Tanya as big as my middle finger so I figured I'd just shine them on agreeing to whatever they said. I can fake sincerity better than Ronald Reagan so by 8:30 we were high fiving and they all had gleams in their eyes like they'd just hit the lottery. I just wanted to snort their coke and get Tanya alone again. I won't bore you with the rest of the details, smoking hash with Jerry Garcia, the weird boy scout type rituals Karl, Lee and Don made me sit through, the Bedouin tent with a feather bed in it out on the point (how weird is that?) where Tanya and I made love til dawn.
But all good things must come to an end. I had to get back to Chicago. Tanya dropped me off near the hotel, we promised we'd phone and write every day. We were like a couple of kids in one of those old war movies, pledging our undying love to each other before I shipped out to the front.
I walked back to the car hoping like hell it hadn't been towed. I knew it was stupid to park it right in front of the hotel, but I was smitten, and like I said I wanted to look like a big shot to Tanya.
So as I got to the car the weirdest thing happened. A black van pulled up behind the car, two very serious linebacker looking dudes in suits jumped out, grabbed me and the next thing I knew I was in the van and we were hauling ass out of the parking lot. One guy, who looked like Jack Lambert of the Steelers, sat on me and rifled my pockets. They wouldn't listen when I said I was gonna miss my plane.
Seemed like forever with that guy sitting on me but it must have about 10 minutes later when we pulled up to a deserted airplane hanger I figured was somewhere on the outskirts of the airport. They threw me out of the van into the gloom of the abandoned hanger, took a minute for my eyes to adjust from the bright sunlight, and some other guys in suits and sunglasses were all standing around me, giving me some serious stink eye. I was thinking man these guys in Frisco take parking scofflaws seriously and begged them to let me pay for the two nights I'd left my car in the Hilton lot. That earned me a snicker from the guy who was evidently in charge, he sort of looked like Christopher Walken with a crew cut.
A little while later a tow truck shows up with my rental and the well dressed linebackers proceeded to rip it apart. Now I'm thinking I'm gonna have to buy Avis a new car. Then Christopher Walken starts waving a big honkin pistol in front of my face asking me where I got the gun and what I was gonna do with it. I told him I'd never seen the thing before and no sooner were the words out of mouth when Jack Lambert spins me around and says, "What's this?" shaking what looks like a crumpled fax with photos on it in his fist an inch from my nose.
I guess the thoroughly bewildered look on my face must have convinced them I was a dupe, I'd been set up and they'd been set up. Walken barked some orders in some kind of code I didn't understand at the men in the hanger and spoke into a mic in his lapel while glaring at me. Lambert threw me into van again, followed by all my clothes they'd ripped out of my bag, my plane ticket and the gun. Hit me in the knee with the pistol and that really hurt. Then he jumped in the driver's seat and off we went careening down the tarmac. He ordered me to "stuff all your shit in your bag". By this time I wasn't in any mood to argue. The last thing I wanted was him sitting on me again, so I jammed it all into my bag. In no time we came to a screeching halt in front of the American terminal and he leaned over me to open the door. As I asked "can I at least have my watch back?" he stuck a size 13 shoe in my side and literally kicked me out of the van.
As I sprawled on the sidewalk my bag landed with a thump on the back of my head, that hurt worse than my knee, and then the van peeled off like a bat out of hell.
I got up, dusted myself off, and tried mustering a little dignity by cracking a smile at the luggage porters who were looking at me I'd just fell out of the sky, and mumbled something about my brother in law and bolted into the terminal figuring I'd get outta Dodge while the gettin was good.
I never heard from Tanya again. The Secret Service kept her contact info and she never wrote or called. I bought a new watch when I got home. I'm pretty sure Gary Hart pilfered that one out of my locker on the Monkey Business on a little junket to Bimini.
August 27, 2009 10:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh you are puttin me on. You had me until your story jived exactly with Clandes.......
Almost had me.
Smokin dope with Garcia.
August 27, 2009 11:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Funny thing is Dick I used to know a woman who went by the name of Tanya who lived in SF in 1980. Of course by the time I met her she'd gone back to her original, less glamorous name Connie and was living in NJ. She was the all American girl. Daughter of a pig farmer from Normal IL, born on the 4th of July.
August 28, 2009 9:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
Great play off Mark, thanks for the laughs.
August 29, 2009 2:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks clandesdun. I was tired, in a hurry and it was a rough draft when I wrote it. I wanted to make it funnier and as I think back on it I could have added that Lee, Karl, Sears and Segretti seemed obsessed with Teddy Kennedy and weirdly got all serious when I tried to lighten the mood by joking "I want his blood and guts and veins between my teeth!". They must have really been out of it, I mean c'mon who wouldn't catch the Arlo Guthrie reference?
August 29, 2009 10:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm with Grouch on that. Great story.
August 27, 2009 5:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks man
August 27, 2009 11:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, if he was part of a plot, I have one word to say to that:
"Amateurs!!!"
August 27, 2009 6:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
or maybe it was carter's life you saved! ;)
August 27, 2009 8:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nope, they wern't in town at the same time.
August 27, 2009 11:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
I didn't catch all of it, but the tape was played and the words on it run as crawling text, on TeeVee --
During the Nixon administration -- apparently in 1972 -- Ted Kennedy contacted Nixon requesting Secret Service protection. Nixon agreed, then talked to Erlichman about whether there were Secret Service members that could be "gotten to". Erlichman said yes.
It seems Nixon was concerned that Kennedy might run against him for president, and Nixon didn't want that happening. In addition, and apparently as part of that -- it wasn't long after the Kopechne incident -- having Secret Service members who could be "got to" was also a means to look for dirt. (And according to G. Gordon Liddy, Liddy was assigned to sevcretly investigate that incident for potential dirt to use against Kenneddy should Kennedy choose to run a challenge to Nixon.)
All in all, and at very least, it's frightening that a Nixon could manipulate the security of other elected officials. I always wondered who set up the assassination attempt against George Wallace, who, at the time, was Nixon's only real competition.
August 27, 2009 8:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sometimes, you just have to be a little too fried, a little crazy. Artie Bremer -- from my town -- was such a man.
August 28, 2009 4:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
I assume that. Note that I said "I wonder," not "I know"?
But what would it be about Nixon that would bring such a thought to mind? The above tape suggests what that would be: Nixon being Nixon.
August 29, 2009 12:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry to pee on the party, but two things bother me about this story. The guy simply might have been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Getting picked up and pushed into a van sounds like something they do in the Soviet Union. Hopefully, he got a fair trial, whatever the case was.
The second thing. You write "One of the more memorable was the time I had a cup of coffee with Moshe Dayan, one of the most storied figures in the history of the rebirth of Israel." Like most of the founders of Israel, Moshe Dayan took place in driving the Palestinians from their land. Later, after the 1967 war, he stated "In another TV interview, a grinning Dayan dismisses calls for a long-term solution to the occupation: "As far as I am concerned we are just happy as it is now."
Yea, what a great guy.
August 27, 2009 9:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Henry, I'm an old civil libertarian, but the Secret Service hauling' some dude away that has a gun in his car with the serial number removed in the general vicinity of a candidate for President Of The United Sates whose had two brother killed while in office/running for office? I've got no problem with that.
And as to Moshe Dayan, I said he was storied, he was. I said he had a remarkable presence, he did. I didn't endorse him in any way yet the moment was memorable to me first because he was such a huge presence (I was about a foot taller than him I might add), secondly because of his intense interest in what life in America was like for a 20 something American security guard and lastly because he seemed to feel some kinship to me as evidenced by his friendly greetings after our coffee.
I'm an old kick ass rock and roller but I can certainly recognize that Donny Osmond is a talented, polished professional without giving up my rock creds. I can appreciate what people bring to the table without agreeing with them or endorsing them. I’d like to think if I ever found myself having coffee with Rush Limbaugh I just punch the fucker in the middle of his face and pull this wire out of his head but I might just find something to appreciate about the guy. Now, if it were Glen Beck fugedaboudit all bets are off, I’d just make that asshole cry and put it on Youtube.
August 28, 2009 12:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
In one of my classes in high school, on the last day before a break the teacher gave up trying to teach and just got to telling stories. He didn't have many good ones, but one that stuck with me was that in the 80s, he had lived next door to a secret service agent (current or former, I don't remember which) who had told him, "Every minute of every day, there is someone trying to kill Ted Kennedy."
Seemed rather odd to me at the time, but in light of this story, maybe a little less so.
August 28, 2009 12:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Great story. Thanks for sharing it with us.
You may just be right about saving Ted's life.
August 28, 2009 12:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
I really hope the Secret Service had some sort of EVIDENCE on that guy. Otherwise, what we have here is a straighforward kidnapping. Also, what sort of person thinks it is OK to break into someone's vehicle because they MAY have parked illegally? clandesdun, this entire story came about because of your willingness to engage in illegal activity at the behest of your employer. Illegal parking is not a justification for breaking into an automobile, even if it is only to check for the registration. If you worked for the NSA, and they told you to wiretap someone's phone because the person might be engaged in illegal activity, would you? We have laws in this country for a reason. Why won't anyone follow them?
August 28, 2009 6:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Congrats Greg, that's a fine example of how to post with no trace of logic. Private property, properly marked as such and with proper signage in accordance with the state and local laws of the time plus the vehicle having been tagged with a notice to have the vehicle removed from the property within 24 hrs or it will be towed also in accordance with the state and local laws of the time = the right to tow the vehicle. Does it matter if an employee of the property owner popped the lock or the tow driver? If the tow truck driver popped the lock and found the gun wouldn't he have been bound to inform the local police at a minimum? Would they have not contacted the Secret Service? Now as to the weapon, we have laws that make it illegal to file the serial numbers off. So why do we have laws in this country if people just won’t follow them? Am I going to fast for you? Let me give you a piece of advice Greg, if you're going to try to be a flame thrower you need to have a flame to throw first. Just typing ugly does not impress anyone.
August 29, 2009 2:04 AM | Reply | Permalink