What's The Name Of The Guy On First Base?
Who's on first?
That's right!
No, WHAT'S the name of the guy on first base?
NO! What's the name of the guy on second base. Who's on first!
Funny stuff...
Jon Stewart in a bit on "The Daily Show" Thursday night talking about a photo of our illustrious "Idiot-In-Chief" along side Dick "The Monster" Cheney described them as follows:
"That real-life Texas oil man and his allergic-to-light, succubus sidekick..."
Funny stuff too in the context of that show...
"That real-life Texas oil man and his allergic-to-light, succubus sidekick" have been at the top of an administration which has done more to destroy the constitution of the United States of America, take civil liberties from her citizens and bring our country's reputation around the world to all-time lows than any other President/Vice President in the glorious history of America.
I apologize for mentioning Abbott/Costello in the same story as these two monsters but when I saw this the other day:
http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=77506&videoChannel=1
I couldn't help thinking to myself... "Which of this evil duo is worse? Is it the dolt who attempts to be a song-and-dance man while waiting to endorse the man whose campaign he destroyed in 2000 with blatant and horrible lies, or is it the puppeteer who Jon Daily so accurately describes as "his allergic-to-light, succubus sidekick."
While I'm trying to figure out which is more evil, let's take a look at some of their "accomplishments."
1. Corrupting our system and stealing the highest office in our land in 2000.
2. Failing to act on ACCURATE intelligence to prevent the 9/11 attacks.
3. Failing to finish the job in Afghanistan when they had the support of most.
4. Using lies, arrogance, greed and FAULTY intelligence to take us into Iraq.
5. Ignoring the suffering in New Orleans after Katrina.
6. Outing a covert CIA agent for political reasons.
7. Using more lies, arrogance and FEAR to manipulate the vote in 2004.
8. Authorizing the TORTURE of other human beings!
9. Using more lies, arrogance and FEAR to attempt to hold power in 2006.
10. Using the veto pen to help continue the telecom conspiracy and torture.
And the beat goes on and on and on...
I wish I knew the answer to the world's problems. I wish I knew how to turn back the clock so Americans could change the history which has already been written. I wish the Democrats in Congress would find their spines and investigate, indict and impeach this "comedy team."
Unfortunately, we're stuck on this out-of-control roller coaster to Hell until at least 2009. The economy is in recession and nearing a DEPRESSION. Corruption, greed and arrogance of the corporate, Neo-Con, industrial-military complex continues to feed their puppet and his "sidekick" money and power. Gas is nearing $4 per gallon. 63,000 jobs were lost last month in this country. Oil money flows like the flood waters over New Orleans levees into the middle east to continue funding terrorism.
And the beat goes on and on and on...
And George W. Bush dances on the White House steps. And the "free press" stands there laughing at him. And our troops keep dying. And the bombs keep exploding. And the beat goes on.
That's right!
No, WHAT'S the name of the guy on first base?
NO! What's the name of the guy on second base. Who's on first!
Funny stuff...
Jon Stewart in a bit on "The Daily Show" Thursday night talking about a photo of our illustrious "Idiot-In-Chief" along side Dick "The Monster" Cheney described them as follows:
"That real-life Texas oil man and his allergic-to-light, succubus sidekick..."
Funny stuff too in the context of that show...
"That real-life Texas oil man and his allergic-to-light, succubus sidekick" have been at the top of an administration which has done more to destroy the constitution of the United States of America, take civil liberties from her citizens and bring our country's reputation around the world to all-time lows than any other President/Vice President in the glorious history of America.
I apologize for mentioning Abbott/Costello in the same story as these two monsters but when I saw this the other day:
http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=77506&videoChannel=1
I couldn't help thinking to myself... "Which of this evil duo is worse? Is it the dolt who attempts to be a song-and-dance man while waiting to endorse the man whose campaign he destroyed in 2000 with blatant and horrible lies, or is it the puppeteer who Jon Daily so accurately describes as "his allergic-to-light, succubus sidekick."
While I'm trying to figure out which is more evil, let's take a look at some of their "accomplishments."
1. Corrupting our system and stealing the highest office in our land in 2000.
2. Failing to act on ACCURATE intelligence to prevent the 9/11 attacks.
3. Failing to finish the job in Afghanistan when they had the support of most.
4. Using lies, arrogance, greed and FAULTY intelligence to take us into Iraq.
5. Ignoring the suffering in New Orleans after Katrina.
6. Outing a covert CIA agent for political reasons.
7. Using more lies, arrogance and FEAR to manipulate the vote in 2004.
8. Authorizing the TORTURE of other human beings!
9. Using more lies, arrogance and FEAR to attempt to hold power in 2006.
10. Using the veto pen to help continue the telecom conspiracy and torture.
And the beat goes on and on and on...
I wish I knew the answer to the world's problems. I wish I knew how to turn back the clock so Americans could change the history which has already been written. I wish the Democrats in Congress would find their spines and investigate, indict and impeach this "comedy team."
Unfortunately, we're stuck on this out-of-control roller coaster to Hell until at least 2009. The economy is in recession and nearing a DEPRESSION. Corruption, greed and arrogance of the corporate, Neo-Con, industrial-military complex continues to feed their puppet and his "sidekick" money and power. Gas is nearing $4 per gallon. 63,000 jobs were lost last month in this country. Oil money flows like the flood waters over New Orleans levees into the middle east to continue funding terrorism.
And the beat goes on and on and on...
And George W. Bush dances on the White House steps. And the "free press" stands there laughing at him. And our troops keep dying. And the bombs keep exploding. And the beat goes on.
