Ted Haggard, the former head of the 14 million member National Association of Evangelicals is cured! Praise Jesus!!!

After 3 weeks of rehab, it was announced today that Ted Haggard is "Completely HETEROSEXUAL!"

PRAISE JESUS!!!

Haggard resigned in shame after being "outed" by a gay man who claimed to have been in a "sex-and-drugs-for-money" homosexual relationship for over 3 years.

But now, thanks to 3 short weeks of rehab therapy... Teddy is COMPLETELY cured! Wow! I guess the Jerry Fallwells and Pat Robertsons of the world will now say there is "hope" for all those sinners who "CHOOSE" to be gay.

It is hilarious! Or at least it would be if it weren't so sad.

Don't you just love the self-righteous hypocrites and charlatans who helped put these monsters in the White House?

Reminds me of the old joke: I thank GOD every day I'm an Atheist!