Help for the Recovering Conservative
I just had an idea tonight for a series of self help audiobooks for the recovering Conservative.
Turning Blue: A Self Help Guide for the Recovering Republican
Book 1 - Out With the Old and in With the Blue: an Introduction to Life in Liberal America
Book 2 - Lattes and Sushi: a Culinary Guidebook
Book 3 - Hybridizing Your Pickup Truck
Book 4 - Affirmative Action to Zinfandel: A Guide to Speaking Liberal
Book 5 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner and Bringing His Life Partner: Making Gay Friends
Book 6 - Flipping Downtown Lofts for Fun and Profit
Book 7 - 12 Steps to Accepting Evolution
Bonuses included: A map of California wine country, an organic gardening tip sheet, and a coupon for $10 off your next purchase at Whole Foods Market.
Appearing on bookshelves and iTunes just in time for the winter holiday season. The first 500 copies come with signed pictures of Keith Olbermann.
Turning Blue: A Self Help Guide for the Recovering Republican
Book 1 - Out With the Old and in With the Blue: an Introduction to Life in Liberal America
Book 2 - Lattes and Sushi: a Culinary Guidebook
Book 3 - Hybridizing Your Pickup Truck
Book 4 - Affirmative Action to Zinfandel: A Guide to Speaking Liberal
Book 5 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner and Bringing His Life Partner: Making Gay Friends
Book 6 - Flipping Downtown Lofts for Fun and Profit
Book 7 - 12 Steps to Accepting Evolution
Bonuses included: A map of California wine country, an organic gardening tip sheet, and a coupon for $10 off your next purchase at Whole Foods Market.
Appearing on bookshelves and iTunes just in time for the winter holiday season. The first 500 copies come with signed pictures of Keith Olbermann.
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Republicanism is not genetic, its learned. With proper treatment it can be overcome.
November 9, 2008 11:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not so sure about that...lol
November 10, 2008 7:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Will this be ready in time for holiday gift?
Put me down for a dozen!
Rec'd.
November 10, 2008 12:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
Love it!
It is going to be hard for the republicans.
http://pewresearch.org/pubs/?ChartID=7
See, 45% of republicans are happy, and only 30%. So there is going to be a rise in depression in this country with people turning blue.
Of course, it is easy to be happy when you don't think about the suffering of others.
November 10, 2008 12:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good thing we'll give everybody health care then! Which is more than they gave us for the depression of 8 years under bush!
November 10, 2008 2:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
I love the outbreak of bloggers and blogs going beyond the same old dreary topics. Thanks, Chris!
November 10, 2008 2:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for the fun Chris. You should go with the whole book!
November 10, 2008 2:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cool post and a Sonic Youth fan, to boot -- REC!
November 10, 2008 4:51 PM | Reply | Permalink