San Diego Wild Animal Park
October 25th, 2008
Reuders

In a move that's sure to send shockwaves through the Republican Party, Swazi, the leader of the seven-member African Elephant herd at the San Diego Wild Animal Park, has thrown her considerable weight behind the campaign of Senator Obama.

"I'm tired of being taken for granted by the Republican Party," Swazi announced through translator and elephant specialist Marcus Roedenburger.  "I still believe in the fundamental principles of the Republican Party -- fiscal responsibility, individual rights -- but as I've watched this campaign play out, I've come to the realization that John McCain simply has not demonstrated the leadership and judgment necesssary to see us through this time of national crisis." She then patted herself on the head with dirt.

"I first started questioning Senator McCain's suitability when the full extent of Governer Palin's wanton disregard for large, four-legged mammals became apparent," Swazi added.  She then trumpeted to signal the conclusion of her appearance and stepped aside to wait for her handlers to lead her back into the elephant enclosure.

"It's, well, you know, surprising," said zookeeper Frank Varton.  "But Swazi is definitely in charge of the herd, so I'd expect the other elephants to follow her lead."

In response to this announcement, the Obama campaign issued a brief statement indicating that they are "delighted to accept the support of all creatures, great and small" and that Swazi's endorsement underscores Barack Obama's "cross-species and cross-partisan appeal."  The McCain campaign was not available for comment.