McCain's Chemistry Set
He needs to change the narrative of his campaign manager's association with Fannie/Freddie. This could be a story with "legs". And not a good story for McCain because it shows the sheer hypocrisy of his campaign and validates all that Obama has been saying about McCain's lobbyist ties.
So he pulls a rabbit out of a hat: I'm suspending my campaign to save America!!!
He cancels everything...well, not quite.
Letterman busts him with Couric and is pissed.
So, why did he bail on Letterman's interview to go see Katie? By now we've all seen, or at least heard of, Palin's disaster of an interview with Katie Couric. He needed to do damage control. He just never suspected he would get caught on national tv telling a blatant lie. This is bad.
So does he instantly return to DC to cover himself????.....no.
He gives a speech at Clinton's little brou haha the next morning while still in NYC. He spends nearly the entire day in NY. (but remember he's not supposed to be campaigning). So he's kinda hush hush.
When he gets to DC, 22 hours after saying the crisis was too urgent to wait, it looks like the critical players may be on the verge of an actual deal. What to do now? Go to the debate with my tail between my legs? If I don't go to the debate Obama gets a 90 minute free commercial with about
100 million viewers!!
This is where he opens his new chemistry set (read: how to get myself out of this mess).
He can't wait to get his hands on it and doesn't read the instructions. With absolutely no knowledge of chemistry (the economy), he starts adding ingredients to see what will happen.
Suddenly the near-agreement is dead. Graham even proclaims it so.
Only now do the chemical reactions start to show themselves to the unsuspecting new chemist. There is a collective gasp by anyone associated with the economy and Wall Street. "We're doomed" There is substantial hand wringing, and so much anxiety they're now out of Xanax at the pharmacy.
Uh oh. I didn't expect this, says the chemist. Now what do I add to reverse this reaction? Graham reappears and says we're not really so far from a deal afterall. Hopefully this keeps the markets aloft on Friday. Because if they tank now, it's over.
Now what to do about the debate? The chemist said he wouldn't play until he fixed the mess in DC. Now that he's totally botched the fix for an indeterminant amount of time, how does he get on that stage? Enter another inexperienced chemist. Bush comes out and says congress will overcome their differences and tells Wall Street the bail out will be substantial.
By late this evening McCain will be assured the progress is substantive enough as to allow him to leave to attend the debate.
Thanks for all your input Senator!




