"It's less than a week into the general election campaign, but already Michelle Obama is a   Republican target.

  Former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger leveled the first blow, introducing Republican John McCain's wife at a fundraiser this week as someone who is "proud of her country, not just once, but always." Obama wasn't mentioned by name, but the audience got it.

  The dig signaled the start of what Democrats expect will be a concerted effort to cast Michelle Obama as an unpatriotic radical - and, by extension, Barack Obama as well. It also pointed out the urgency to define Michelle Obama to general election voters before the opposition goes too far in doing it for her, strategists said."

I'm not surprised that they would do this, but if I were them I might think twice before going ahead with it.

Here is my plan going forward:

1)  I will only refer to Cindy McCain as Sen. McCain's second wife...the one with a history of stealing drugs from the American Voluntary Medical Team, oh and that was after she was working for the Keating Five as an accountant who couldn't keep track of receipts.

2)  At the same time I will bring up Carol McCain, referring to her as Sen. McCain's first wife, the former swimsuit model and the one who was crippled and debilitated following a car accident.  When he returned from Vietnam, he proceeded to go skirt chasing...at which time he met Wife #2, which he married 1 month after divorcing Wife #1.

The right takes marriage and fidelity very highly...they just need some education about John Sydney McCain.

P.S. Please feel free to spread the word...