Fed Lowers Benchmark Interest Rate by 50 Points (a satire...)
In a surprise move aimed at stimulating moribund financial markets and the larger economy, the Federal Reserve surprised markets with an unprecedented 50 point rate cut, taking their target rate down to -47%.
The statement accompanying the surprise cut was also unusual, employing bolder language than is typically the case. For example, the phrase “the committee judges inflationary and growth risks to be roughly balanced” was changed to read, “Screw it! We’re going nuts over here! You got a financial problem? Need some fast cash? We’ll pay you—that’s right, you heard us—to borrow money from our bank.”
Government officials commenting on the Fed’s unprecedented move were surprised but supportive. Treasury Sec’y Paulson said, “While we do not typically comment on Fed policy, I will say that I myself just borrowed a million bucks and made a very tidy profit on the trade.”
Wall St, however, was critical, continuing to press the Fed to go further.




