George Will: "Obama gets two votes because he's black for every one he loses because he's black."

McCain gets 3 votes because he's really old and decaying for every one he loses because he's old and decaying.

Palin gets 5.5 votes because she's inexperienced for every one she loses.

Kerry got 2.3 votes for looking French for every one he lost.

Gore got 4.25 votes for being portrayed as a stiff by the mainstream media for every one he lost.

Obama gets 1.5 votes because his middle name is Hussein for every one he loses.

McCain gets 2.7 votes for acting like an asshole at the debates for every one he loses.

Palin gets 6 votes for coming across as an idiot in her two real interviews for every one she losess.

The list goes on, and on...feel free to add your own.