To those gentlemen bringing guns to protest rallies:

"Did those penile enhancement pills not work?"

Overturning George H W Bush's executive order that atheists can't be Americans.

Two million people show up on the Mall in Washington today to see George W Bush leave town.  When he gets to Texas, I hope there's somebody there to pick him up at the airport.

Q: Why did Saxby Chambliss win the run-off in Georgia?

A: I live in Georgia, and I watch TV in Georgia and here's what I learned: Jim Martin is an anti-family, pro-child molesting, criminal coddling, capital L liberal who is out to destroy America and all that is good and noble and sacred and fun.  If you voted for Jim Martin then you must have a TiVo, or something.