Hi there, come on in. Sure, give me your jacket. Let me help ... I know I'm laughing but don't take offense, okay? I have trouble with sleeves myself, sometimes. There we go. It'll be right here waiting for you. Now then, care for a drink? Not a problem, a glass of wine for each of us is on the way. Find a seat and make yourself at home. What? Sure! Whatever you feel like listening to, it's all good with me.
Hungry? You're in luck! I mentioned the other day that I hadn't had a good hand-made pie in ages ... guess what? Some friends here tonight decided to remedy my situation and grant me the gift of their craftmanship. We have apple cinnamon, lemon cream, cherry and blueberry. Peach, too! But technically, that's a cobbler. Never to be confused with a pie. I made a cheesecake all by my lonesome - have some warm blackberry preserves and chocolate sauce as sides, just pick one. You're kidding, right? Both combined? Well, if it works for you ...
Oh, oh! Almost forgot the ice cream. I took it out of the freezer awhile ago so it's nice and soft. No, just vanilla. It's really perfect as an accent to the flavor of the pie without taking it over. Of course it is, don't make me stick your nose in a spoon full to prove it. I always serve the best whole bean vanilla ice cream with a great pie - is there another choice? Now behave, take your paper plate of pie with ice cream (on the side, you're so weird) and go sit down.
Great idea, who said that?? I barely heard it over the music but I'm totally there! Election night, everyone brings a dish. Doesn't have to be pie. In fact, let's put a whole family meal together! A potpourri of dishes that run the gambet of flavorful delights. Only rule? They have to be blue! Yep, that's right ... everything has to have a blue hue, to celebrate the election and ... well, you know what we'll be celebrating. I'm already thinking about food coloring - blue mac and cheese!
So, are you with us?
P.S. Why did it take so long to put Bill Clinton out there with Barak Obama?