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Sunday sermonette
Some Bible quotations from Leviticus 19 to mash into the faces of the Religious Right hypocrites, Pharisees and scribes follow. Illegal immigration:
For those fundamentalist Christians who think they're honoring God by decorating their bodies with elaborate crosses, images of Christ and Bible passages:
Here's one that just happens to be Jesus's SECOND most important commandment in the Bible; matter of fact, Jesus said it's EASY to love your neighbor, but he expects his followers to love their ENEMIES and pray for them. So just place the name of Osama bin Laden in the following command from Jehovah Himself, and watch their heads explode:
One for Joe Wilson:
Those welfare-gaming poor brown and black minorities:
Wow, I never knew that old-tyme religion was such a fascist socialist paradise.
ha ha
33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not do him wrong.
34 The stranger that sojourneth with you shall be unto you as the home-born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were sojourners in the land of Egypt...
For those fundamentalist Christians who think they're honoring God by decorating their bodies with elaborate crosses, images of Christ and Bible passages:
28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am Jehovah.
Here's one that just happens to be Jesus's SECOND most important commandment in the Bible; matter of fact, Jesus said it's EASY to love your neighbor, but he expects his followers to love their ENEMIES and pray for them. So just place the name of Osama bin Laden in the following command from Jehovah Himself, and watch their heads explode:
17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thy heart: thou shalt surely rebuke thy neighbor, and not bear sin because of him.
18 Thou shalt not take vengeance, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people; but thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself...
One for Joe Wilson:
11 Ye shall not steal; neither shall ye deal falsely, nor lie one to another.
Those welfare-gaming poor brown and black minorities:
9 And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not wholly reap the corners of thy field, neither shalt thou gather the gleaning of thy harvest.
10 And thou shalt not glean thy vineyard, neither shalt thou gather the fallen fruit of thy vineyard; thou shalt leave them for the poor and for the sojourner: I am Jehovah your God.
Wow, I never knew that old-tyme religion was such a fascist socialist paradise.
ha ha
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