Well, I guess that about says it all.

If I were a graphic artist I would Photoshop this to make my post cooler. But I'm not, so you'll just have to use your imagination.

The original 1965 movie poster:

To succeed in Afghanistan, all Obama needs to do is mass all of his armies in Kamchatka...then if he can hold out one more turn before turning his set of cards in, he can score an additional eight or ten armies, and then it's go time!

Since Yakutsk and Urkutsk are always poorly defended, it's a stright shot to Siberia, then on into Ural. By now he should be bringing his other armies up out of Australia and Indonesia into India. Then the two-pronged attack north out of India and south out of Ural begins. Afghanistan won't know what hit it!