Nation's Retailers Report Huge Run on Tinfoil Hats
Hot on the heels of the "Emoluments Clause" controversy over Obama's nomination of Hillary to his cabinet, is the latest go-round in the never-ending wingnut crusade to disprove Obama's birth certificate and status as a natural-born US citizen, reported here from the Honolulu Advisor:
Another legal effort to force state officials to produce a copy of President-elect Barack Obama's birth certificate has been filed, this time in federal court.
Similar legal actions have been filed here and in several other states, including New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Ohio, California, Georgia and Mississippi.
Circuit Judge Bert Ayabe last month dismissed the suit filed in state court here, upholding arguments from Gov. Linda Lingle's administration that birth records are confidential under state law.
The new challenge is an outgrowth of a legal suit filed in Mississippi, which questioned whether Obama is a "natural born citizen" of the U.S.
Plaintiffs in that suit subpoenaed a copy of the birth certificate Nov. 26 from the Hawai'i Health Department. The plaintiffs include conservative political activist and failed presidential candidate Alan Keyes, who lost to Obama in the 2004 U.S. Senate race in Illinois.
Marc Ambinder does a nice job batting down, once again, this absurd notion:
A thinner version of the claim holds that Obama is a citizen, but not a natural born or naturalized citizen and this constitutionally ineligible. This claim rests on a fairly tendentious argument about Obama's father and mother. Obama Sr., wasn't a citizen; therefore, his son could not have been born to two U.S. citizens; to be a naturalized citizen, both parents have to be U.S. citizens. Also: the law requires citizen-parents to have spent a certain length of time in the state; Obama's mother was a woman of the world.
But the two-citizen parent rule, which is no longer in effect, applied to people born outside the U.S. Obama was born in 1961 in Hawaii, a U.S. state since 1959; (had he been born earlier, it wouldn't matter -- U.S. law granted natural born citizenship to every Hawaiian born after 1900.)
Now -- the 14th amendment is fairly clear on the subject:
All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside
A further objection: to be "natural born," as the constitution requires, is to be born on U.S. soil (check) to two citizen parents (x mark.) Again -- that claim has no basis in federal law, Supreme Court precedent, or English common law.
Is anone keeping a list of the Obama "conspiracies" yet? We could call it the "O-Files".





Tin Foil Hats - a stock that's rising!
December 4, 2008 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Here I will drop the obligatory reminder: A tinfoil hat is worthless without a proper ground cable.
Some nice quad-zero feeder cam-locked to a nearby railroad track ought to suffice. (Tech humor - you get it or you don't.)
December 4, 2008 4:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm guessing that it's a fairly large cable?
December 4, 2008 5:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh yeah - what they use for power distros and large arc welding rigs. Ever try to carry it, you'll think you'd aged twenty years in a flash.
December 4, 2008 8:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
For best results one ground cable should be attached to each rail and be no longer than about 3 feet each.
December 4, 2008 7:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ummmm...you first on that one...
December 4, 2008 8:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
A good source for conspiracies and general Obama-is-the-devil lunacy:
http://www.hillaryis44.com/
BTW - I firmly believe that this site is (and always was) a front for Republican dirty tricks and was never a genuine supporter of HRC.
December 4, 2008 6:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the site is still up and running. Dare I click the link?
December 4, 2008 6:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not unless you promise you're close to a shower or a bath.
(truly, I don't know)
December 4, 2008 6:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, I'll just use my imagination and steer clear of the wingnuttery.
December 4, 2008 6:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
God help me, I can't stay away from the place. It just has a horrid fascination that lures me back month after month. There just doesn't seem to be a bottom to the crazy. Every month or so, I go back convinced that it cannot possibly have gotten crazier than last time because there was no crazier place for the denizens to go, and every month I'm proven wrong.
December 5, 2008 12:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for your public service!
December 5, 2008 12:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Remember the multi-billion dollar Clinton hate/conspiracy industry?
December 4, 2008 7:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're elected, Chris!
Hugh had his list of bush bad deeds. And you can do this one.
Just set up a blog that you keep on adding to as time goes on. (you do know that you can go in and edit your own blogs, right? if not, click my name and go back till you get to the helpful hints blog)
December 4, 2008 7:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'll pass. I don't spend my time tracking down what the Vince Foster was murdered or Obama isn't really a citizen types have to offer, nor do I get lathered up over such.
There have always been, and always will be, those who believe they are the only reservoir of truth; and that the rest of us are poor brainwashed bots who just don't understand. I'm just not interested.
There is a guy, for instance, near where I used to live who believes he knows better than does the Supreme Court what are legal taxes and what are not. He has spent some many years of his life beating his head against the wall suing everyone he can think of, including me once, that his business was seized by the IRS and his brain has been rendered to mush.
I'm just not interested. I prefer to focus on other subjects in my blog. But thanks for the nomination.
December 4, 2008 10:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's amazing what some people will do. But you had the joy of turning it down!
December 4, 2008 10:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
The meek will inherit the earth but the entire matter will be held up in probate for a million years.
I love conspiracy theorists when they are on the other side. If there really was some jurisdictional constitutional issue here, it will be decided about the time that Barack and Michelle see their youngest daughter sworn in as President forty years from now.
And to those who call into Rush and C-SPAN: Fuck em.
December 4, 2008 11:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
I forgot. I never wore a tin foil hat. At least not on my head. I wore a tin foil rubber, which my first wife abhored for some reason because I knew, THEY were after my precious bodily fluids.
December 4, 2008 11:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
See picture at this link - this guy is a trend-setter fer sure:
http://defcon.pdx-tech.com/albums/Ches-Defcon-12-Pictures/siviak_hat.sized.jpg
December 5, 2008 9:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sombrero de Tinfoil! That's great!
December 5, 2008 10:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
I see a hand raised ominously in the background there. Was someone just about to swipe that tinfoil sombrero just at the photo was being snapped? Also, why is there a length of fabric hanging from that hat? Did the wearer snag his shirttail as he was donning his chapeau?
Great pic!
December 5, 2008 11:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
I hope these people are using genuine tin foil rather than making the tyro mistake of substituting aluminium foil. And, actually, my understanding is that maximum protection requires that the hat be made of brass or copper mesh screening covered with tin foil. It's going to be a long four years and every bit of protection counts.
I'm on record as saying the Emoluments Clause issue isn't one to lightly dismiss, but it hasn't escaped my attention that it has gotten the Birth Certificate Conspiracy Nuts almost as feverishly excited as a visit from Sarah Palin in strappy spikes and a black leather mini.
December 5, 2008 12:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Perhaps shaped like a bishop's mitre - to show the true-conservative origin?
December 5, 2008 12:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
This makes me want to throw a tinfoil hat party. that would be a hoot!
December 5, 2008 1:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Here's a nice one - fez style:
http://boingboing.net/images/foilfez.jpg
December 5, 2008 1:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
There should be a website devoted to this.
December 5, 2008 1:43 PM | Reply | Permalink