There once was a Senator named Baucus
There once was a senator named Baucus,
With the insurance man he did caucus,
Together they schemed,
And the people they reamed,
Our good health was not their focus.
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GUFFAW. (also giggle). Mr. Lear would be proud of you.
July 21, 2009 7:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Limericks rule! Even the dirty ones.
July 21, 2009 7:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Awesome!
July 21, 2009 10:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Disappointed I am. Thought dirty this one would be.
It did have a great setup in the first line.
But good one anyway
C
July 21, 2009 10:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
there was a brash dem from out west
who kept millions close to his chest.
big pharma fans said baucus
would never dare fuck us
unlike the nuts at the c street nest.
July 21, 2009 11:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nice poem. Remember, they're relying on grassroots folks...just, like, you.
July 22, 2009 9:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
There's a guy in the Senate named Joe
Who's wife is a paid shill for the foes
of healthcare reform,
so Joe will perform
whatever service they need, he's their 'ho.
July 22, 2009 10:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
In his meeting things often get raucus
but it nevers seem to faze Mr. Baucus
he sits there just quiet
no need to riot
in the end he knows he will fuck us
He leaves the meetings for beers
bought by insurers with very loud cheers
he's the people's rep
but he doesn't give a crap
cuz he's not running for another 5 years
July 22, 2009 12:30 PM | Reply | Permalink