There once was a Baucus named Max,

Whose ethics it's said were quite lax.

He fished in Montana,

With friends from Humana,

For money to fill up his PACs.

There once was a Senator named DeMint,

His sweet southern smile it did glint,

He went on the attack,

With a Waterloo crack,

What hit him he had not a hint.

There once was a senator named Baucus,

With the insurance man he did caucus,

Together they schemed, 

And the people they reamed,

Our good health was not their focus.