Boehner Belches, Cantor Highlights
As I watched the president's speech on a webcast last night, the camera panned the audience and lingered a moment on Representative John Boehner as he slouched, almost sprawled, in his seat. With his eyelids half closed and disdain in his posture, he seemed to be on the verge of sleep, when suddenly his body convulsed as if my a hiccup,a belch constrained or a breath mint inadvertently swallowed. The camera quickly cut away and never returned, apparently remembering the reporters' dictum "never take a picture of Johnny after cocktail hour, like, say, noon."
Meanwhile, at Boehner's side sat Representative Eric Cantor, lips pursed in indignation, the very picture of sophomoric intensity. He balanced the president's printed speech on his knee, glared at it and furiously marked it up with a large yellow highlighter, coming up with new ideas, perhaps, for his next video. Eric, you're so earnest and lacking in subtlety, you're almost cute.
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I think Johnny had too much brocoli for dinner, he did look a little gaseous. How many times a week do you think Boehner goes to the tanning salon?
February 25, 2009 12:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
I missed this. Hilarious. I caught a lot, I missed this. What a show.
February 25, 2009 7:02 PM | Reply | Permalink