Alert to All Maried Bloggers!
If you're like me, you've spent more time with your warm laptop batteries than you have your spouse these past few months. Win, loose or draw tonight, your best bet is to bring some flowers homt to your wife tonight. Hopefully she still recognizes your backside with the extra 8 lbs of Cheetos that you've eaten while blogging:-)
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ROFL!!!
No kidding!!!
Great advice!
I was already going to stop and pick up some Champagne... I think I'll grab some flowers while I'm at it...
Thanks!
November 4, 2008 2:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was at the polls this morning at 4:47a in the Commonwealth. Came home to see my wife with our new baby in her arms. It just then struck me that without immaculate conception we've got no chance of having another baby before August 4th???
November 4, 2008 2:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
What about those of us who are "wives"? What should we bring our husbands?
November 4, 2008 5:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lingerie
November 4, 2008 5:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hear they like steak and beer too
November 4, 2008 5:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Agreed on the above. Something sexy or something caloric.
November 4, 2008 7:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
What about those of us who aren't legally allowed to marry?
November 4, 2008 7:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
The same basic principles apply, don't they?
November 4, 2008 8:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Until the Republicans start trying to pass consitutional bans on gay sex, I think you can still get some lovin in for your partner.
November 5, 2008 11:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
It will be nice to spend time together with our spouses (and offspring) under an administration not committed to making our lives nasty, brutish and short.
November 4, 2008 11:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
ha!
November 5, 2008 3:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think I still have a family...oh yeah, husband, that's the guy that asked if I'd ordered the pizza delivery yet...I think I may owe him a few home cooked meals.
November 5, 2008 1:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
Now I know what it feels like being in the Senate. It took me 45 min to write this three line little gem just because I was worried about who I might offend and that I wasn't being inclusive enough.
To all that I left out: Bring the Cheetos and the lingerie to bed. After this twentyone month ride I'll bet we could all find good use for both.
Heck maybe even at the same time?
November 5, 2008 12:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
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November 5, 2008 3:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
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November 5, 2008 4:04 PM | Reply | Permalink