Perhaps the sight of Madeleine Albright gave Beck a Proustian memory of his repressed hatred for his own mother.

He should also realize that (although his own mother never accomplished anything noteworthy enough to get her name in the history books) the women he's spitting on has a PhD in Political Science, honarary doctorates from several universities, was a member of the National Security Council, was U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, was U.S. Secretary of State, and is currently among other things a professor at Georgetown University and a author of four books.

If I was Mrs. Glenn Beck #2, I would worry that the revulsion that her husband has towards older women, might be an indication that he's on the verge of pulling a John McCain or Newt Gingrich, and that wife #3 is already in the works.

Clearly, the 46-year-old Glenn Beck is on the verge of a mid-life crisis and might be contemplating dumping his current wife and family, in order to hookup with a hot 25-year-old heiress with a couple of huge trust funds (like 48-year-old McCain did; McCain got a marriage license to marry wife #2 before he'd even finalized his divorce from wife #1).

Or, maybe wife #3 is going to be one of the young interns or staffers Beck's got running around his office and who he probably already spends more time with than with his family (like Gingrich did when he dumped wife #2 in order to promote one of his congressional aides to the position of wife #3).