So far McGrumpy and Pudd'nhead (and/or their GOP flunkies) have falsely accused Obama of being a:

• a Hollywood celebrity
• an exotic foreigner
• an elitist
• a country club snob
• a pig spotter
• a community organizer
• a leftist
• a terrorist
• a baby killer
• an anti-american
• a socialist

Obviously, in a day or two they'll drop the "socialist" canard and lash out with something new.

What will they call Obama next?

• a commie
• a drug addict
• a drug dealer
• an atheist
• a crypto-jew
• a crypto-fascist
• a cross-dresser
• a coward
• a pusillanimous pussyfooter
• a nattering nabob of negativism
• a draft-dodger
• an anarchist
• a Harvard intellectual
• a furvert (yiff?)
• something else