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Addison Graves Wilson: You are NO Joe.


    Addison Graves Wilson should be shown the respect of calling him by his legal name. Forget that "Joe" stuff. His given name should be good enough for him and we owe him the respect of not diminishing him in any way by calling him anything else.
    Skidmore, Democratic Underground            

I am not the first to notice this, I've seen it over at Daily Kos, and even the great Andrew Sullivan has twittered about this.

So Joe, I mean Addison, why reject your name?  Your parents, no doubt kind folk, gave it to you, and buried in it is your proud family tradition.  You cannot hate the name, after all you named your second son Addison Graves Wilson, Jr.  Which means we need to give you your full due, not merely Addison Graves Wilson, but Addison Graves Wilson, Senior.  None of your other sons got plebian names either: nary a Joe, Tom, Dick, Stan, or Harry among them.  Stand up for your social class, Addison Graves Wilson,SENIOR!!.

Take your first name.  It means Adam's son.  Creationists would love that.  You might have to footnote it a few times, but eventually they would catch on.  And don't fret that Addison was only 974th favorite name for boys in the 1930-1940 decade, or that it fell of the chart entirely in the decade in which you were born.  Exclusivity suits you-you worked for Strom Thurman and he liked exclusivity--outside the bedroom at least.

    Addison, which means  'Son of Adam', is one of the surnames which has been enthusiastically taken up in the current trend to find 'unique' names for baby girls. It has been climbing the American charts since 1994 and in 2006 was the 27th most popular name for girls in the US.

    Although Addison, today, is given as a name to both genders, it isn't a legitimate unisex name as it's meaning is masculine.

    Addison is the name of many cities throughout North America. It is also the name of a serious adrenal condition; John F. Kennedy suffered from Addison's disease, and it is believed that Jane Austen may have died from it. A female character in the TV drama "Grey's Anatomy" is named Addison. Addison was also the name of a character in the horror movie "Saw II.

Addison is growing in favor, it reappeared in 1970 as 828th most popular, and, lo and behold, as your career has advanced so has the popularity of the name.  I will leave the statisticians to see if there's some sort of correlation.  

I will grant you that there are some minor political drawbacks campaigning as Addison: There's the gender bending thing, for one, which might work in San Francisco but could be a drawback in South Carolina.  Right wingers might have a problem electing someone named after JFK's kidney condition. 

And I have to concede that "Graves" isn't much help-it reminds people of mortality and might get them thinking of death panels and things like that.  Campaigning as Graves would be a difficult "undertaking".  (sorry couldn't resist).

Nonetheless, It's your name.  Be Proud of It.  Don't let people accuse you of running away from your name as they did Barack HUSSEIN Obama who took the nickname of Barry in his teen years.  No fake man of the people, you.  And consider this.  It could have been far worse.  Daddy and Mommy could have named you Sue-though Susan would be more appropriate for your social station.



See?  Going by Addison could make you the toughest dude in any saloon in Charleston.   That does still leave the problem of what to call you-friendly like: I suggest you take a cue from Raymond J. Johnson Jr.

You can call me Addie
You can call me Gravy
You can call me Addie Gravy
You can call me A. Grave
You can call me A. Grave Senior (a wise old guy)
You can call me A.  W.  Aw, aw, aw,
You can call me A. Wilson
You can call me A. Grave Wilson,
But you doesn't hasta call me Joe.





There does remain the problem of name recognition.  But you've a year and a half to make AddieGravy a household word, and perhaps you might be better off letting people forget the Joe persona.  Send the Vote for Joe signs to that plumber guy.  Wait.  He wasn't Joe either.  Maybe Lieberman can use them.

p.s. It worked for another scatterbrain, to.





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You can call me flower
You can call me child
You can call me flowerchild
You can call me fleur
You can call me Heavy Petal
You can call me FC. Aw, aw, aw,
You can call me (censored)
You can call me Child Flower of Mine,
But you doesn't hasta call me Wahbigwanahbenooje.


This was great, amike....even though I doesn't hasta call you dat. :o)

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I like calling you "friend," best.

=D

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I like it best when you do, amiga. :o)

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call me anything you want, but call me.

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One ring-ey-ding-ey.
Two ring-ey-ding-ey.
Is this the party to whom I am speaking?

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Incredible, a hearty laugh was had.

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Too funneee. Good Saturday fodder!

As I said before, it's a tremendously fancy name for an unquestionably common man.

Love the Johnny Cash song, too.

=D

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I wonder if anyone remembers the Raymond J. Johnson routine but me. I was surprised when I found it on YouTube, which I guess means one can find just about anything there.

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And just in case anyone wonders why he didn't want to be called johnson look at the zoot suit and then click http://www.alphadictionary.com/slang/?term=Johnson&beginEra=&endEra=&clean=false&submitsend=Search

I wonder how they got that past the censors?

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I remember it, amike. Nice catch on Addison Graves Wilson, Sr. Damned elitist.

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You get my rec'd on Johnny alone, wish there were a superior rec'd tab for the totality.

Then with Flowers comment added as the perfect garnish it became magical. My spirits were lifted two levels from what was already a pretty good mood.

You are the second recipient of the 'Jonnie Fires One Up Award'.

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I just did a blog on Addison. hahahahahahah

I did not see yours. Thank god I did not do on a rose is a rose....hahhaha

And look. You are getting awards from other parts.

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Can I have one from you too? Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, please? Does that qualify for the shameless grovelling award? :-)

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Professor you are anything but a groveler. hashahaah

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What were Wilson's parents thinking? Addison is bad enough but coupled with Graves it seems like a physician's guide to disease. All that is missing is hoof and mouth.

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Well, I guess you could say he suffers from foot in mouth, but he's in denial about that one.

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wendy - After seeing what his parents were named, my guess is they didn't know any better!

Pa: Hugh de Veaux Wilson
Ma: Wray Graves Wilson.

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Indeed, AMike. Bringing to mind that incredibly bad T-shirt slogan: "the thrill of victory, the smell of da feet."

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Guffaw

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Addison's disease: Adrenal insuficiency

Graves Disease: A thyroid disease involving an autoimmune disorder

Wilsons Disease: A condition in which copper is accumulated in the liver, and is actually visible in the iris. It is manifested by personality disorders and inappropriate behavior. It is inherited, and if not diagnosed and treated, the sufferer may spend years in mental institutions because of their behavior.

I guess they could have named him Harry Knipples if they wanted him to have better karma.

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Too funny, C'Ville

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Very funny!

If he was Harry Knipple- he could still have a disorder in his Areolar Glands? Then we could call him Harry Knipple in Glands of Montgomery.

Sounds like a block buster to me.

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I laughed so hard I scared the cat. I once chatted irc with a someone whose nick was Hairy Puter.

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amike - I remember the the 'Johnson' routine and even linked to it in some post about not-Joe the Plumber.

The term "johnson" was heard quite frequently on the series NYPD Blue. Had to explain it to my mother.

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Oh I bet that was a great conversation "Well Ma, it's another name for that thing that Pop...nevermind."

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7:20 a.m. and I already have my first guffaw of the day. Bodes well, it does, it does.

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A great Johnny Cash tune.

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