HaHaHa the Republicans are against monitoring volcanoes!
Top five reasons Republicans don't want to monitor volcanoes:
5. Hurricanes only give about 4 days advance notice. Tornado chasers get 4 minutes, so they're still OK, but volcano warnings are totally unfair.
4. The plucky sheriff of Pompeii took charge and saved lives while those damn Roman bureaucrats diddled over paperwork.
3. Gay marriage was outlawed in California. God won't send any volcanoes.
2. Republicans' daughters all signed abstinence pledges. That's like a national registry of sacrificial virgins.
1. We're Rapture Ready, so let it blow!
5. Hurricanes only give about 4 days advance notice. Tornado chasers get 4 minutes, so they're still OK, but volcano warnings are totally unfair.
4. The plucky sheriff of Pompeii took charge and saved lives while those damn Roman bureaucrats diddled over paperwork.
3. Gay marriage was outlawed in California. God won't send any volcanoes.
2. Republicans' daughters all signed abstinence pledges. That's like a national registry of sacrificial virgins.
1. We're Rapture Ready, so let it blow!
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HaHaHa the Republicans are against monitoring volcanoes!
Well those in states that do have any, at least. I mean..why should they have their taxes used for other peoples volcanoes ??
C
February 25, 2009 9:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well those in states that don't have any, at least. I mean..why should they have their taxes used for other peoples volcanoes ??
C
February 25, 2009 9:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm in favor of it, personally. Here's two to get you started:
http://www.avo.alaska.edu/webcam/Redoubt_-_CI.php
http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/
February 25, 2009 10:32 AM | Reply | Permalink