CNN, NATIONAL ENQUIRER TO MERGE
CNN and National Enquirer announced today that they would merge their operations.
A spokesman was quoted as saying, “Why not? Hell, we already cover the same trashy stories that have no educational value.
Why fight over the limited space in the gutter “infotainment” groups like us, FOX and CNN, share?”
Wall Street was exuberant over the news, with stocks gaining a new low.
This, an analyst noted, was due to the fact that nearly all the traders were preoccupied with watching the latest tawdry reports about Paris on all 24 hour “News Channels.”
Elsewhere in the news, that loud sound heard across the nation today was America heaving a collective barf.
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