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'Twas Brilling In the Prom Queen Hypocrisy
Last month everyone was really mean to me just because:
- I just kinda forgot what papers I read everyday to help me do my job as the governor of the most important oil-producing clean green natural gas state on earth … that I live in
- Golly how’s a gal supposed to remember that that all my Joe Six-Pack constituents, who are just like Americans everywhere and we love ‘em to death because they believe that government is the real problem not the solution, let the most Liberal SCOTUS ever cheat them out of a couple hundred billion dollars in punitive damages
- I was annoyed that people expected me to specifically actually answer questions, especially from journalists who the vast majority of Americans don’t listen to
- Some American-hating liberal elites, they think don’t believe it is patriotic for understanding the wisdom our beloved constitutional founding fathers and respecting subpoenas from terroristic judges
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