« Sarah Palin: The Drive-By Accuser | CVille Dem's Blog | What is Wrong With "Spreading the Wealth?" »
The Rapture -- Our Only Hope
After watching the mob mentality that has gotten so ugly from the Palin/McCain campaign (make no mistake about the order of the names), I really think that our only hope is that the Rapture myth is true.
For the uninitiated, the "Rapture" is when all believers get to fly up to heaven at once, leaving everyone else behind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture. This is supposed to be a gleeful way to leave the rest of us crashing in planes, and having head-on car collisions, as the "faithful" get called up.
Personally, I think the whole world will be a whole lot better off if this mythical event somehow takes place -- sooner rather than later.
Can anyone imagine how it will be to have a government -- even a world -- that is influenced by science and observation rather than myth? A government that sees the common good as something other than a commie plot; that sees science as suspect; universal health care as evil?
Please! Bring on the Rapture! Set the world free from your bullshit! And enjoy your special place in ---wherever you are going --with your equally dense pals who blow themselves and innocents up in the name of their very own raptures.
For the uninitiated, the "Rapture" is when all believers get to fly up to heaven at once, leaving everyone else behind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture. This is supposed to be a gleeful way to leave the rest of us crashing in planes, and having head-on car collisions, as the "faithful" get called up.
Personally, I think the whole world will be a whole lot better off if this mythical event somehow takes place -- sooner rather than later.
Can anyone imagine how it will be to have a government -- even a world -- that is influenced by science and observation rather than myth? A government that sees the common good as something other than a commie plot; that sees science as suspect; universal health care as evil?
Please! Bring on the Rapture! Set the world free from your bullshit! And enjoy your special place in ---wherever you are going --with your equally dense pals who blow themselves and innocents up in the name of their very own raptures.
Advertisement





Sorry. I meant this in the 4th paragragh:
A government that sees the common good as something other than a commie plot; that sees science as [the standard rather than]suspect; universal health care as [an an absolute right and a way to compete internationally] rather than as an evil?
October 9, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
What a great idea, Jan. I'm not one of the faithful that will be on the 'up' elevator, but I'd rather take my chances down here while calling the traffic cop, and cheerfully waving bye bye to the newly raptured. I'm with you: bring it on!
October 9, 2008 8:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Apparently there are many web sites related to Rapture Readiness. Not going there myself, but if one of you Rapture Lovers happens to read this comment, I say: "Use da google."
October 9, 2008 10:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
According to the Wiki article, the Rapture will be a gathering of saints.
A lot fewer people may get Raptured than you hope.
October 9, 2008 10:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
There certainly won't be any capitalist pigs soaring up to the heavens!! That would result in an increased concentration off assholes left behind here. Exactly what is being wished for? Might ought to hold off on that rapture thing.
January 11, 2009 8:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
We will know the rapture (why capitalize bullshit) has occurred when all the assholes disappear.
October 9, 2008 11:37 PM | Reply | Permalink