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Plan 9 from John McCain

Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long
distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the
recently dead.

John McCain's last hail Mary comes on two fronts.  First, agitate the base into an angry mob and get everyone to focus on it.  While everyone is properly pre-occupied, get as many newer voter registrations thrown out as possible, then let your flesh-eating zombies cage the rest of them.

My friends, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it won't happen?



Comments (1)

My Friend, you show your naivete at understanding strategy versus tactics.

Stimulation of the pineal and pituitary glands is merely a tactic to recomposite after being shot by a decomposite ray. After passing away 12 years ago, I myself had my pineal and pituitary glands stimulated and have never felt better!

Bill Ayers' use of Solarbonite to bomb Iran... now THAT'S a strategy.

I can see the end of my political career from Sarah's house,
McCain 1908.

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