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McCain: Our Strategy Is To Reveal Our Strategy To Obama In Advance
Fresh on the heels of the McCain campaign’s revelation that it plans to roll out aggressive, personal attacks on Barack Obama’s character beginning October 8 – attacks Obama ads are already rebutting in advance – Senator John McCain (R.-Ariz.) called an impromptu news conference in Sedona, Arizona to reveal the McCain campaign’s overarching strategy. “My friends, I have maintained all year that ours is the more strategic campaign, and that I am the candidate who knows the difference between tactics and strategy. You may recall my lecturing Senator Obama in the first Presidential debate on that very distinction.”
McCain continued: “To show the American people just how strategic I am, and to respond to the criticism on today’s Meet the Press that my campaign merely chases each day’s news cycles in an ad hoc manner, lurching awkwardly from daily tactic to daily tactic, I have decided to reveal the core strategy that animates everything I do in this campaign. Our overarching strategy is this: to continually reveal my strategy to Senator Obama in advance.” Pivoting abruptly to depart, a grinning McCain took no questions from the puzzled media in attendance.
Analysts seize upon the announcement. “This explains a lot,” commented CNN’s David Gergen. “First, that whole business with Charlie Black saying this would not be a campaign about issues, but about personalities. Then, McCain saying he was pulling out of Michigan, instead of keeping his mouth shut and letting Obama continue to spend millions that state, as others before him have done in similar situations. Now, revealing days in advance a plan to divert attention from the economic crisis with an issueless campaign of character destruction. McCain has clearly planned a campaign in which he’ll reveal in advance everything he plans to do, even things that are sure to draw criticism. Why? Who knows? I sure don’t.”
Conservative commentators were quick to praise McCain’s announcement as pure, maverick honesty. “This is the Straight Talk Express we all know and love,” opined Kathryn Lopez of National Review Online. Charles Krauthammer of the Washington Post added: “Most Presidential candidates don’t have the stones to announce in advance what they’re going to do, and when, and to whom. It has a cocky, trash-talking quality not seen in McCain since he sang of bombing Iran. In your face, Barack Obama.”
Others were more skeptical. The Washington Post’s Howard Kurtz wrote: “Charitably, maybe McCain thinks that revealing his strategy in advance, day by day, will somehow induce Obama to reciprocate. In this sense, McCain’s strategy – which is arguably a tactic, by the way – reminds me of the scene late in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when, confronted with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, John Cleese suggests taunting it until it becomes so cross it makes a mistake. Regardless of McCain’s inspiration, calling out your opponent with advance notice of your next steps seems to me a bit counterintuitive.”
Obama strategist David Axelrod had missed the press conference while helping Obama prepare for Tuesday’s Presidential debate. After hearing a paraphrase of McCain’s announcement of continually announcing his strategies in advance, Axelrod asked: “Didn’t we already know without them telling us that the McCain campaign would start out issueless, pull out of Rust Belt states where it was hopelessly outgunned, and then turn to the gutter politics of personal destruction when it fell decisively behind? This is news? Guys, can you please come back to us for reaction when you learn something remotely new or surprising? Thanks.”
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Crossposted at www.dagblog.com. Articleman can be found on KRXA540.com Wednesday mornings at 805 am PDT/1105 am EDT.














Comments (22)
You've nailed it with the words you've inserted into the worthless mouths of Krauthammer, Kurtz and the very worthwhile, almost prophetic voice of Axelrod. Kudos. Kurtz actually sounds like himself, vacuous.
Laughing out loud.
On a side note, you are aware, are you not, of Kurtz's current and trophy wife being a Republican?
I wonder what you could do with that Grand Stupid of the Washington Media Elite - Broder.
Rec'd *if it will let me....
October 5, 2008 9:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Broder is like weathermen, or economists. He just keeps talking, and at the end of the day, he's right 75% of the time, and wrong about 65% of the time.
I was aware that Howard Kurtz's wife was a Republican activist of some sort, and I largely stopped reading him during the primaries because, like RealClearPolitics, if you can't tell what alien reality the editor is propagating in their putatively representative summaries of the media stream, you're a vegetable.
I didn't know Mrs. Kurtz could fairly be described as a trophy. If I see Mr. Kurtz, I'll relay your compliment. :)
October 5, 2008 9:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
I do not like sounding so rude - please forgive me...
In the commonly accepted stereotype of a "trophy" wife's physical appearance, most definitely not.
What Cricket writes below must be correct - she is a trophy to Kurtz personally (and good for him, BTW). Sheri Annis is not someone whom I think most people would call a "looker".
October 6, 2008 6:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
The word "trophy" is not so much in whether she could be described that way or not. It is how he sees her and it is his descriptions of her which have led many a D.C. wag to label her "trophy." ;-)
October 5, 2008 10:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
"maverick honesty"
Correction:
mavericky honesty
As in: "We are mavericks filled with mavericky goodness!" -- Palin
October 5, 2008 11:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
The DNC response is having McCain eat his own words!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHW-RO1_WN0
October 5, 2008 11:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
How sweet that is...
October 6, 2008 1:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
And it is sweet to see you again, Elliottness! :)
October 6, 2008 5:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Senator McCain responds to Articleman's snark:
How about our mavericky tactics, henhhh, henhhh? How about my Barracuda henhh, how about my hot Sarrahcuda henhh. . You like my tactics henhh, just wait till you see my next tactic, I'm gonna pretend to have a heart attack to get the pity vote. What do you think about that henhh?
October 6, 2008 12:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
He is revealing his tactics. His strategy remains a mystery. I think because he has none.
October 6, 2008 1:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
McCain is paying the price, (thankfully), for not biting the bullet, and hiring Rove, instead of his proteges. These guys are like watching the Keystone Cops, ( dating myself), run a presidential campaign in the 21st century.
October 6, 2008 3:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
There's something very Goldfinger about McCain's "strategy".
It seems that I've got you right where I want you, Mr. Obama, but first allow me to explain my nefarious plan to destroy you in excruciating detail.
October 6, 2008 4:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, excellent comparison- MarkofCain has all of a Bond villain's requisite delusions of grandeur, and Obama the suavete (pronounced as per McPalin's beloved 'naivete') that ensures he will always emerge unscathed.
The Goldfinger lyrics are also quite apt
"Goldfinger
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin"
..and he even looks like Gert Frobe
http://s-branch.net/films/characters/auric-goldfinger
October 6, 2008 8:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
Comment of the thread, without a doubt.
Gracias, Senor F.
October 6, 2008 8:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
articleman, you are now channeling K-Lo?!
Now *that's* some antennae!! ;)
October 6, 2008 5:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
When a cat tells you you have nice antennae, a) that's a very literate cat, it didn't say antennas, b) you're probably going to get swatted with a paw, in my experience cats are amazing at catching bugs.
October 6, 2008 9:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
To channel K-Lo, you'd have to be an almost proto-insectoid. But I'm sure it was only a partial and very temporary metamorphosis, grasshoppa. Because here you are, looking very like Obama. Heh. ;)
October 6, 2008 4:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fine stuff here. Thanks for the laugh.
October 6, 2008 6:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Okay, I laughed, BUT...I presume the McCain campaign's objective here is to obtain a preview of how the Obama side will react to their tactics, in order to arm McCain for an effective counter-attack during the debate. Let's hope that Axelrod at all are thinking a few moves ahead and not revealing all their cards too quickly!
October 6, 2008 3:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Those lips can only belong to Belmondo!!!
October 6, 2008 3:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, but they aren't getting a preview. They talk about what they're going to do, giving the Obama campaign time to prepare, but Team O doesn't actually respond until the McCain crew pulls the trigger. The Obama campaign's stuff (like Keating Economics) has been in response to things the McCain crew has already done, not what they say they're going to do.
October 6, 2008 7:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
McCain comes out of the age of the telegraph, so maybe he can't help telegraphing his moves...
October 6, 2008 7:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
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