OMG!!!! RU excited for Sarah Palin's debate? I SOOOO AM!!!! GOOOOO SARAH!!! She's going to kick that Biden dude's WRINKLY OLD ASS!!! LOL!!! He totally looks like Drako Malfoy's evil dad in Harry Potter.

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Too creepy!!! My
grrrlfriend says that Malfoy's dad, I mean Joe Biden, is going to win
the debate because he knows about other countries and stuff, but she is
TOTALLY effed in the head. First of all, Sarah knows LOTS of countries.
The president of Russia is her neighbor, so she knows him the best of
anyone. And she also knows people in Canada and the north pole and all
the other countries. So there!! Second of all, this is America and
nobody here gives any shits about the other stupid countries anyway.
Third of all, wait, I forgot third of all. Oh yeah, third of all
knowing lots of stuff doesn't mean that you get to win. There was this
really smart nerd in my school called Wally Lipschitz (LOL!!!!) and he
ran for class president. But Kurt Hanson, who's like super hot and a
quarterback and everything but he almost got held back for flunking all
his classes even English 10 with Mr. Susskin who gives everybody A's
even me, especially if you're all flirty with him. Anyway, Kurt ran
too, and he got like 1000 votes, and Wally only got 3, and Miley Cyrus
got 5 and she doesn't even go to our school. And then Wally got a whole
bunch of guns and he was going to try to kill everyone, but the police
got him, and now he's in juvi. So see, Sarah is like Kurt except that
she only flunked in college a little bit and plus she's not a dude and
knows how to be flirty. And Malfoy's dad is like Wally except that he's
really old and not a psycho. Or maybe he is, and he's going shoot
everybody when he loses, and Sarah will have to save everyone. It could
happen.

So this is what you have to do. Every time Sarah says
something really funny and cool, you have to write down 1 or 2 or 3
smileys likes this :):):):). Or as many as you want. And every time
Sliden Biden says something like super knowitall and dickheadlike, you
have to write down a whole bunch of mad frownies like this >:(
>:( >:(. And at the end, Sarah will have like a thousand :) and
evil Malfoy dad will have like a million >:( and that's how you'll
know that she won. YAY!!!!!!!!! GO SARAH!!!!!!! :):):):) And after
that, everyone will know that she totally rocks and she'll win the
election and then she'll be the Vice President and after that the
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the COOLEST PRESIDENT
EVVVVVVVVERRRRR!!!!!

So I was going to a KOOL party for the
debate where everyone drinks whenever Sarah says "bridge to nowhere"
(which she totally kicked the ASS of because why would anyone want to
build a bridge that goes nowhere DUHHHHHH!!!!) but I got effing
grounded because I got suspended when I kicked Corey Fuffenkeffer in
the nuts for saying that Sarah's not experienced. But Sarah has five
kids and Corey has never even gotten to second base with anyone so I
think that she has more experience than he does. So guess what I'm
going to do instead????? LIVE DEBATE BLOGGING YAY!!!!!!!!!!! It's going
to be the COOLEST EVVVVVRRRR!!! Just come check out my blog for
the debate and I will totally BLOG your pants off!!!!

Also, if you haven't seen my awesome Sarah Palin Tribute Page,
you totally have to check it out. I found all her greatest youtube
moments. I would have put them here, but I can't figure out how to do video. And I got Tina Fey pretending to be Sarah too. I LOVE YOU TOO TINA :):):) And did you know that Sarah has a VLOG? IT'S EFFING AWESOME!!!!! You have to watch it!!!!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!