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California's Prop 8 is making headway, so lets add an 8.5 too
As kos glowingly points out, Prop 8 is finally catching on. It had been looking like a no-go for some time thanks to those fags in San Francisco and their Nazi propaganda. But it's starting to look like the more level-headed Californians are finally seeing things for what they are and have accepted that marriage needs to be between a man and a woman only.
Now with Prop 8 picking up ground, I say we stick in an add-on amendment (they can do that, right?). We can call it Prop 8.5 and it will just further strengthen the institution of marriage. Prop 8.5 will change the California constitution to show that marriage should be not only between a man and a woman, but between a man and a women of the same race.
If you read the bible as I do, and you read the same version as I do, it's plain to see that God intended marriage to be between a man and woman of the same race only. It is especially important to further sanctify the bond of marriage thusly in light of the upcoming elections and the problems that could arise if Barack Hussein Ayers Obama (God-forbid - though at least he's straight (or is he?)) becomes president.
And if for some reason the homo-loving P.C. wags in the California congress don't add Prop. 8.5 to the ballot, I plan to pencil it in myself and so should you. If we all make our will - God's will - known, they'll have no choice but to cave to the righteous. Individually we may be weak, but together, in numbers, and with anger we're strong. Kind of like a mob.
Comments (3)
Alex,
Go fuck yourself.
Love,
DF
October 9, 2008 8:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why bring yourself down to his level?
October 9, 2008 8:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
DF - easy to suggest, not always so easy to execute. Sorry if I offended you. The story is in jest. It seemed obvious enough to me, but then I know the thoughts in my head. Or maybe you just didn't think it was funny.
Either way, I'll see if I can get my wonderful little lady to carry-out your suggestion.
October 9, 2008 8:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
This was written in sarcasm!
Sorry all, didn't mean to come-off as the enemy. I was just pretending to come-off as the enemy. But hey, at least you all see the idiocy of it.
October 9, 2008 8:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
DF,
I think this is satire.
Hugs,
Seneca
October 9, 2008 8:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Satire. That's an apt description. That's what I was aiming for. I mean, it was over-the-top ridiculous - "Prop 8.5...if you read the bible as I do, if you read the same version as I do...Hussein Ayers Obama...Kind of like a mob."
Well, I thought it was funny as I was writing it. I guess I should have stopped while I was ahead.
Once again, sorry for any offense.
Cheers,
Alex
October 9, 2008 10:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
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