A bald faced lie released today on the Faux News Wire Service revives debate over the status of Islamist politician Barack Obama. A completely unconfirmed report from McVain campaign spokesman, R.U. Gullible, demonstrates once and for all that Obama was born in an Indonesian madrassa. Gullible further states that Obama once told his teacher that he regrets only being able to burn each American flag once. After that, the flags became ash like most pieces of fabric.