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Top Ten Options For John McCain's Next Stunt
With the polls "cratering" for John McCain, what stunt will he pull next?
He certainly has nothing left in his platform to use. And he is
running out of attacks on Obama.
So here are the "Top Ten Options For John McCain's Next Stunt":
#10. Sell 6 of his houses to cover the economic bailout.
#9. Announce that he's making first contact with aliens and claim
Obama just doesn't understand!
#8. Suspending campaign to personally hunt down Bin-Laden in Pakistan.
Sarah is bringing her Moose gun!
#7. Claim that his Scotch-Irish ancestry allows him to drink Obama
under the table.
#6. Suspending campaign to join cast of Dancing With The Stars!
(thought of this before I saw Letterman use it)
#5. Reveal he's really Dr. Evil and will turn off the laser for $700 billion!
#4. Claim he's a closet liberal and is more left than Obama.
#3. Announce "Hic...I kan drank Pootin underf da tabel"!
#2. Replacing Palin with Pamela Anderson!
And the number one stunt left for John McCain:
#1. First President Not Wearing Pants!
Comments (1)
#1 First President not wearing pants!
I thought Bill covered that during the Lewinsky sessions?
September 28, 2008 7:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
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