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THE PALIN BOMBSHELL!
While sleuthing through the documents provided online by the City of Wasila website I found something incredibly interesting that may be the key to unlocking the McCain/Palin strategy. As many of you are aware, the focus of the McCain/Palin ticket will not only be on economic issues, but oil and foreign policy as well. They have many difficulties in providing a comprehensive plan with regards to addressing the cost of food, the size of our military, or the decline of available clean oil resources.
On the City of Wasila website I searched through museum documents and may have stumbled upon a political bombshell which you can access here: http://www.cityofwasilla.com/Modules/ShowDocument.aspx?documentid=440
For $9.95 you can purchase from the City of Wasila Museum a book entitled, Giant Cabbage: An Alaskan Tale written by a mysterious unknown author. If Palin as Mayor of Wasila has been able to secretly cultivate and grow giant cabbage she may be able to grow other things, such as giant soldiers and giant oil. With McCain providing foreign policy experience her armies of cabbage-fed super giants will walk upon the earth with impunity, ensuring 100 years of Republican domination.
1. Grow Giant Cabbage
2. Run As Vice President
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!!!!
Comments (6)
Also, I'd like to add that while I don't have proof yet, Palin may have used Chris McCandless as a guinea pig for her cabbage experiments while he was in Alaska.
September 9, 2008 12:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Unveiling a giant-oil policy would be a game-changer.
And don't underestimate the potential market for giant mooseburgers.
September 9, 2008 1:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
I hate to bring it up, but do you think that the cabbages are merely vessels for growing freakishly tall Pod People?
September 9, 2008 2:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cabbage? Isn't that the key ingredient in saurkraut? Sounds pretty Nazi-fascist to me. Good catch!
September 9, 2008 3:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
http://www.recordholders.org/en/records/vegetables2.html
We have video !!!!
http://www.alaskastatefair.org/2008/cabbage/video8.html
September 9, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Brain, Pinky and the Brain, "Brain Acres."
September 9, 2008 8:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
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